Sad Irish jokes - in UK the Irish are the butt of the jokes by Brit
An Irish person went to a bank to open a bank account.
After seeing the Form he went to Dublin to fill it up.
You ask why?
The Form instructed: "Fill Up In Capital."
Irish person stood below a tube light bulb with an open mouth.
Why?
Because his doctor advised him:
"Today's dinner should be light!"
One Irish professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
You know why?
Because he wanted to check where the college exam paper is leaking.
On a romantic date the Irish man's girlfriend asks him: "Darling ! On our
engagement will you give me a ring?"
He said:"Sure ! What's your phone number?"
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Irish person.
He wrote: "Due To Rain, No Match!"
What does an Irish person do after taking a xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
Irishman and his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Irishman: Drink quickly.
Wife: Why?
Irishman: Hot coffee Euros 10 and cold coffee Euros 5
Irishman at an Art Gallery : I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you
call modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
Irish person news: A'Two-Seater' plane crashed in a Graveyard.
Local Irish people have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more
(victims).
Irishman visits a Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Chinese man cries out "Chin Yu Yan" and dies.
Irishman goes to China to find meaning of friend's Last Words.
It is "You are standing on the oxygen tube!"
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