----- #yiv997838950 .yiv997838950ExternalClass #yiv997838950ecxyiv586381703 .yiv997838950ecxyiv586381703ExternalClass .yiv997838950ecxyiv586381703ecxhmmessage P {padding:0px;} #yiv997838950 .yiv997838950ExternalClass #yiv997838950ecxyiv586381703 .yiv997838950ecxyiv586381703ExternalClass body.yiv997838950ecxyiv586381703ecxhmmessage {font-size:10pt;font-family:Tahoma;} * I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she's interested in, She said: Cheque books. * The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of new car. * What is the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink. * What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer? A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge. * Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal. * Boss: We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in? New employee: Yes, sir. Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat. * Q: Why dogs don't marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog's life! * Q: What's the diff between mother & wife? A: One woman brings you into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so. * Santa enters kitchen, opens sugar container, looks inside and closes it. He does this again and again. Why? Because his Doctor told him to check sugar level regularly. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. "Disclaimer: This transmission is confidential and intended solely for the person or organization to whom it is addressed. It may contain privileged and confidential information. If you are not the intended recipient, you should not copy, distribute or take any action in reliance on it. Computer viruses can be transmitted via email. The recipient should check this email and any attachments for the presence of viruses. The company accepts no liability for any damage caused by any virus transmitted by this email. If you believe you received this transmission in error, please notify the sender." -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "BETTER PERSONALITY GROUP" group. To post to this group, send email to better_personality@googlegroups.com. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to better_personality+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/better_personality?hl=en.