_____ Subject: Mr Bean
> *1) BRAIN TUMOR: > > Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumour.* > > *Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy) > > Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?* > > *Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb? > > Doctor: Then why are you so happy?* > > *Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain! > > > **[image: FunFunky.Com]* > > *2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL: > > Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?* > > *Mr. Bean: 9 > > Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?* > > *Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the > answer is 6!! > > **[image: FunFunky.Com]* > > *3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE: > > Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.* > > *Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?* > > *Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!! > > > **[image: FunFunky.Com]* > > *4) AT AN ATM MACHINE: > > Friend: What are you looking at?* > > *Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee. > > Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?* > > *Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)! > > **[image: FunFunky.Com]* > > * > 5) Marriage: > > Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?* > > *Mr. Bean: 16 > > Friend: Why?* > > *Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse. > > > 6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND: > > Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?* > > *Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see > any picture. > > Friend: What tape did you take anyway?* > > *Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner. > > > 7)DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:* > > *Mr. Bean:(crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.* > > *Friend: condolence, my friend. > > (After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder* > > *Friend: what now? > > Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too! > > > 8) MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING: > > Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a > power failure.* > > *Mr. Bean: That's alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs. > > > 9) Spelling lesson: > > Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it one c or > two c?* > > *Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!* > > ** ** > > -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "BETTER PERSONALITY GROUP" group. To post to this group, send email to better_personality@googlegroups.com. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to better_personality+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/better_personality?hl=en.
