First Hph-wayuo takes Hoon couples sailing. Next he has to build a beach hotel for the, um...., obvious reasons. The hotel turns into a resort/convention center. And next comes a stage/movie theater complex.
The first play to be performed? Why H. M. S. Pinafore, naturally. Then The Pirates of Penzance. Scores have been changed to add the umble. The final low F of a policeman's lot rattles the rafters. [Preplanned by an acoustical expert and architect.] A few of the old line Hoons start coming to see the plays without partaking in the sailing. The first performance of The Mikado causes a riot. (As in the best plays that were ever performed at The Abby.) The play is, of course, making fun of hoonish bureaucrats. NAME THE BABY CONTEST! If Hph-wayuo and Dor-hinuf have a daughter, her humicker name will be "Paradox." How quaint the ways of Paradox. A common LIFE she gaily mocks.... William Taylor ----------------------- First the French and Japanese. Now the Hoons. What is it about this mandatory use of saxophones for every sex scene on the silver screen? _______________________________________________ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
