"Ronn!Blankenship" wrote: > Americans' reactions to the new laws were mixed. > > "I know everyone's talking about the Nets these days, but the Mavs are > still the team to beat," said Plano, TX, resident Doug Abbott, whose > vegetable-wholesaling business is slated to be annexed by the newly created > Federal Reacquisition Corps. "I'm sorry, but you're not winning an NBA > championship with Jason Collins at center. They'll easily get past the > Pistons, but come Finals time, [Dirk] Nowitzki's gonna eat him alive."
Nowitzki's not eating anyone, alive or dead, on the court tonight -- sidelined with a knee injury. With him gone, the Spurs are looking to take it in Game 5. > "No way—this is the Nets' year," said James Cimini of Hackensack, NJ. "With > the Lakers out of the picture, it's New Jersey's time to shine. Whether > it's the Spurs or the Mavs, neither team can contain K-Mart, Mr. Kenyon > Martin. This postseason, he's moved up from being merely a very good > forward to one of the league's elite players." I'm hoping for the Spurs, myself. > In a nationally televised address before an estimated audience of 150, > President Bush praised the Citizenship Redefinition And Income-Based > Relocation Act. > > "The swift passage of this very important law proves what I have always > believed: that government works best when spared the constant carping and > criticism of naysayers," Bush said. "I am proud of all the senators, > representatives, regional overseers, and metropolitan sub-commanders who > worked so hard to make this law a reality. Almost as proud as San Antonio > is of its Spurs." Here's something that's bothering me: which team is W rooting for tonight? > <<http://www.theonion.com/onion3920/terrifying_bill_passed.html>> I love The Onion.... Julia Go Spurs! _______________________________________________ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
