Weekly Chat Reminder

2008-01-09 Thread William T Goodall

The Brin-L weekly chat has been a list tradition for over nine
years. Way back on 27 May, 1998, Marco Maisenhelder first set
up a chatroom for the list, and on the next day, he established
a weekly chat time. We've been through several servers, chat
technologies, and even casts of regulars over the years, but
the chat goes on... and we want more recruits!

Whether you're an active poster or a lurker, whether you've
been a member of the list from the beginning or just joined
today, we would really like for you to join us. We have less
politics, more Uplift talk, and more light-hearted discussion.
We're non-fattening and 100% environmentally friendly...
-(_() Though sometimes marshmallows do get thrown.

The Weekly Brin-L chat is scheduled for Wednesday 3 PM
Eastern/2 PM Central time in the US, or 7 PM Greenwich time.
There's usually somebody there to talk to for at least eight
hours after the start time. If no-one is there when you arrive
just wait around a while for the next person to show up!

If you want to attend, it's really easy now. All you have to
do is send your web browser to:

  http://wtgab.demon.co.uk/~brinl/mud/

..And you can connect directly from the NEW new web
interface!

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Planets in scale and size

2008-01-09 Thread Robert Seeberger
http://www.5min.com/Video/Planets-in-scale-and-size-7884



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Zen Time Travel

2008-01-09 Thread Robert Seeberger
An interesting little article about what you are doing when you are 
doing nothing.


http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1580364,00.html

What are you doing when you aren't doing anything at all? If you said 
nothing, then you have just passed a test in logic and flunked a 
test in neuroscience. When people perform mental tasks--adding 
numbers, comparing shapes, identifying faces--different areas of their 
brains become active, and brain scans show these active areas as 
brightly colored squares on an otherwise dull gray background. But 
researchers have recently discovered that when these areas of our 
brains light up, other areas go dark. This dark network (which 
comprises regions in the frontal, parietal and medial temporal lobes) 
is off when we seem to be on, and on when we seem to be off. If you 
climbed into an MRI machine and lay there quietly, waiting for 
instructions from a technician, the dark network would be as active as 
a beehive. But the moment your instructions arrived and your task 
began, the bees would freeze and the network would fall silent. When 
we appear to be doing nothing, we are clearly doing something. But 
what?

The answer, it seems, is time travel.

The human body moves forward in time at the rate of one second per 
second whether we like it or not. But the human mind can move through 
time in any direction and at any speed it chooses. Our ability to 
close our eyes and imagine the pleasures of Super Bowl Sunday or 
remember the excesses of New Year's Eve is a fairly recent 
evolutionary development, and our talent for doing this is 
unparalleled in the animal kingdom. We are a race of time travelers, 
unfettered by chronology and capable of visiting the future or 
revisiting the past whenever we wish. If our neural time machines are 
damaged by illness, age or accident, we may become trapped in the 
present. Alzheimer's disease, for instance, specifically attacks the 
dark network, stranding many of its victims in an endless now, unable 
to remember their yesterdays or envision their tomorrows.

Why did evolution design our brains to go wandering in time? Perhaps 
it's because an experience is a terrible thing to waste. Moving around 
in the world exposes organisms to danger, so as a rule they should 
have as few experiences as possible and learn as much from each as 
they can. Although some of life's lessons are learned in the moment 
(Don't touch a hot stove), others become apparent only after the 
fact (Now I see why she was upset. I should have said something about 
her new dress). Time travel allows us to pay for an experience once 
and then have it again and again at no additional charge, learning new 
lessons with each repetition. When we are busy having 
experiences--herding children, signing checks, battling traffic--the 
dark network is silent, but as soon as those experiences are over, the 
network is awakened, and we begin moving across the landscape of our 
history to see what we can learn--for free.

Animals learn by trial and error, and the smarter they are, the fewer 
trials they need. Traveling backward buys us many trials for the price 
of one, but traveling forward allows us to dispense with trials 
entirely. Just as pilots practice flying in flight simulators, the 
rest of us practice living in life simulators, and our ability to 
simulate future courses of action and preview their consequences 
enables us to learn from mistakes without making them. We don't need 
to bake a liver cupcake to find out that it is a stunningly bad idea; 
simply imagining it is punishment enough. The same is true for 
insulting the boss and misplacing the children. We may not heed the 
warnings that prospection provides, but at least we aren't surprised 
when we wake up with a hangover or when our waists and our inseams 
swap sizes. The dark network allows us to visit the future, but not 
just any future. When we contemplate futures that don't include 
us--Will the NASDAQ be up next week? Will Hillary run in 2008?--the 
dark network is quiet. Only when we move ourselves through time does 
it come alive.

Perhaps the most startling fact about the dark network isn't what it 
does but how often it does it. Neuroscientists refer to it as the 
brain's default mode, which is to say that we spend more of our time 
away from the present than in it. People typically overestimate how 
often they are in the moment because they rarely take notice when they 
take leave. It is only when the environment demands our attention--a 
dog barks, a child cries, a telephone rings--that our mental time 
machines switch themselves off and deposit us with a bump in the here 
and now. We stay just long enough to take a message and then we slip 
off again to the land of Elsewhen, our dark networks awash in light.



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Re: Zen Time Travel

2008-01-09 Thread Medievalbk

Three seconds after I see this title,...
 
What is the sound of a one handed chronometer?
 
Vilyehm



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On the American Standard front.....

2008-01-09 Thread Robert Seeberger
Some funny toilets and environs...

http://madhattannights.com/the-worlds-funniest-bathrooms/




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Re: On the American Standard front.....

2008-01-09 Thread Warren Ockrassa
On Jan 9, 2008, at 6:41 PM, Robert Seeberger wrote:

 Some funny toilets and environs...

 http://madhattannights.com/the-worlds-funniest-bathrooms/

That first one is not funny at all.



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Re: Zen Time Travel

2008-01-09 Thread Robert Seeberger

On 1/9/2008 7:40:25 PM, Warren Ockrassa ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
 On Jan 9, 2008, at 3:09 PM, Robert Seeberger wrote:

  An interesting little article about what you are doing when you 
  are
  doing nothing.
 
  http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1580364,00.html

 This isn't Zen, actually,

Of course not.G But I think it is an apt description of what people 
tend to ^think^ they are doing during idle-minded moments.


which really *is* about doing nothing, and
 the time travel aspect of the brain is actually extremely 
 well-known
 to Buddhist meditators. The idling mind is seen in Buddhist 
 psychology
 to be absolutely packed full of discursive thought, virtually all of
 which is concerned either with reliving the past or anticipating the
 future.

My understanding, introspective and otherwise, is that human brains 
model one's experiences and potential outcomes pretty much constantly. 
The only time I seem to drop out of this mode is when I have to focus 
on something immediate such as a conversation.Even when I am working I 
seem to be modeling what I am working on and only stop to perform 
individual tasks.


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Re: On the American Standard front.....

2008-01-09 Thread Robert Seeberger

On 1/9/2008 7:45:00 PM, Warren Ockrassa ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
 On Jan 9, 2008, at 6:41 PM, Robert Seeberger wrote:

  Some funny toilets and environs...
 
  http://madhattannights.com/the-worlds-funniest-bathrooms/

 That first one is not funny at all.


Kind of makes pissing an adventure.



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Re: On the American Standard front.....

2008-01-09 Thread Warren Ockrassa
On Jan 9, 2008, at 7:18 PM, Robert Seeberger wrote:


 On 1/9/2008 7:45:00 PM, Warren Ockrassa ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
 On Jan 9, 2008, at 6:41 PM, Robert Seeberger wrote:

 Some funny toilets and environs...

 http://madhattannights.com/the-worlds-funniest-bathrooms/

 That first one is not funny at all.

 Kind of makes pissing an adventure.

Xtreme urination? Or just circumcision with an attitude?

 Off With Their Heads! Maru

Indeed.


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Re: On the American Standard front.....

2008-01-09 Thread Robert Seeberger

On 1/9/2008 8:27:50 PM, Warren Ockrassa ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
 On Jan 9, 2008, at 7:18 PM, Robert Seeberger wrote:

 
  On 1/9/2008 7:45:00 PM, Warren Ockrassa ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) 
  wrote:
  On Jan 9, 2008, at 6:41 PM, Robert Seeberger wrote:
 
  Some funny toilets and environs...
 
  http://madhattannights.com/the-worlds-funniest-bathrooms/
 
  That first one is not funny at all.
 
  Kind of makes pissing an adventure.

 Xtreme urination? Or just circumcision with an attitude?

Making a Prince Albert just the perforation in preparation?

I suppose in the case of a Jacobs Ladder one would need a Veg-e-matic.


  Off With Their Heads! Maru

 Indeed.


This conversation is decidedly discomfiting.G

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Re: On the American Standard front.....

2008-01-09 Thread Robert Seeberger
Wow.even more!
(some repeated though)

http://www.2spare.com/item_91339.aspx




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What are you doing here?: man asks wife at brothel

2008-01-09 Thread William T Goodall
http://www.reuters.com/article/lifestyleMolt/idUSL0910395120080109?rpc=64

WARSAW (Reuters) - A Polish man got the shock of his life when he  
visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment's  
employees.
Polish tabloid Super Express said the woman had been making some extra  
money on the side while telling her husband she worked at a store in a  
nearby town.

I was dumfounded. I thought I was dreaming, the husband told the  
newspaper on Wednesday.

The couple, married for 14 years, are now divorcing, the newspaper  
reported.

(Writing by Chris Borowski, Editing by Matthew Jones)

And I bet they are both Catholics too. So much for religion. Again.

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Re: Zen Time Travel

2008-01-09 Thread Warren Ockrassa

On Jan 9, 2008, at 7:14 PM, Robert Seeberger wrote:

 On 1/9/2008 7:40:25 PM, Warren Ockrassa ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:

 The idling mind is seen in Buddhist
 psychology
 to be absolutely packed full of discursive thought, virtually all of
 which is concerned either with reliving the past or anticipating the
 future.

 My understanding, introspective and otherwise, is that human brains
 model one's experiences and potential outcomes pretty much constantly.

There's a difference between modeling and playing alternatives (If  
I'd only said... or The next time he tries that I'll... and so on).  
Modeling or planning is certainly useful -- to a point -- but getting  
caught up in different versions of the narrative might not be as useful.

 The only time I seem to drop out of this mode is when I have to focus
 on something immediate such as a conversation.

Yes, concentration on a single point is difficult. And in  
conversations, we're planning out our replies at least as much as  
we're listening to what's being said.

 Even when I am working I
 seem to be modeling what I am working on and only stop to perform
 individual tasks.

Which, when you think about it, is almost saying that you're not  
actually doing what you're doing. :)



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Re: What are you doing here?: man asks wife at brothel

2008-01-09 Thread Warren Ockrassa
On Jan 9, 2008, at 9:41 PM, William T Goodall wrote:

 http://www.reuters.com/article/lifestyleMolt/idUSL0910395120080109?rpc=64

 WARSAW (Reuters) - A Polish man got the shock of his life when he
 visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment's
 employees.

Yeah, one of the first things I wondered when I saw that story was  
whether she did things with the clientele that she refused to do with  
her husband. The other thing I wondered was who would file for divorce  
first, and who would ultimately be granted it.

 And I bet they are both Catholics too. So much for religion. Again.

Really, William, that's disappointing. If they were Catholic she  
couldn't work in a brothel (not very long anyway), since she'd be  
forbidden to use birth control; and he probably wouldn't have married  
anyway, favoring a life in the priesthood groping choirboys.

If you're going to be pathologically insulting to religion, at least  
put some effort into it next time.

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