Re: Post Turtle

2008-10-06 Thread Charlie Bell

On 06/10/2008, at 11:12 AM, Doug Pensinger wrote:

 While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, who's hand
 was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a
 conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to
 Palin and her bid.

 The old rancher said, Well, ya know, Palin is a 'Post Turtle'.

 Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'Post  
 Turtle' was.

 The old rancher said, When you're driving down a country road you
 come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'Post
 Turtle'.

 The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he
 continued to explain. You know she didn't get up there by herself,
 she don't belong up there, she don't know what to do while she's up
 there, and you just wonder what kind of dummy put her up there to
 begin with.

...and the only way she can get down is a fall...

Charlie.
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Frosty Meets Cthulhu

2008-10-06 Thread Mauro Diotallevi
http://moviesblog.mtv.com/2008/10/03/exclusive-william-shatner-voices-santa-in-most-messed-up-x-mas-special-ever/

Or http://tinyurl.com/4c9bmv

I must say I'm intrigued...

-- 
Mauro Diotallevi
The number you have dialed is imaginary.  Please rotate your phone 90
degrees and try again.
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Re: Frosty Meets Cthulhu

2008-10-06 Thread Julia Thompson


On Mon, 6 Oct 2008, Mauro Diotallevi wrote:

 http://moviesblog.mtv.com/2008/10/03/exclusive-william-shatner-voices-santa-in-most-messed-up-x-mas-special-ever/

 Or http://tinyurl.com/4c9bmv

 I must say I'm intrigued...

I shuddered just at the e-mail.  Then again, it might have been that the 
A/C kicked in a bit ago and I'm exhausted.  (The car I was driving to 
FenCon on Friday got rear-ended in Dallas, and my back is Not Happy.  I 
have seen a doctor, I have drugs and I have stretches to do, but it's a 
drain on my body, and I'm very tired at this point.  Oh, I got a copy of 
_Anathem_ on Friday, didn't get it started until today, and didn't get 
the chance to get very far into it, but it's intriguing enough to have 
caught my attention, so I'm going to give it reasonably high priority 
against most of the 5 other books I'm in the middle of.)

Julia

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Re: Frosty Meets Cthulhu

2008-10-06 Thread Medievalbk
 
In a message dated 10/6/2008 7:40:52 P.M. US Mountain Standard Time,  
[EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

On Mon, 6 Oct  2008, Mauro Diotallevi wrote:

  
http://moviesblog.mtv.com/2008/10/03/exclusive-william-shatner-voices-santa-in-most-messed-up-x-mas-special-ever/

  Or http://tinyurl.com/4c9bmv

 I must say I'm  intrigued...

I shuddered just at the  e-mail. 


OK everybody get your printed copy of the
music from West Side Story.
 
Let's all sing.
 
(spoken) 
Cthulhu
(sings) 
The most dangerous sound I ever heard: 
Cthulhu,  Cthulhu, Cthulhu, Cthulhu. . . 
All the frightening sounds of the world  in a single word . . 
Cthulhu, Cthulhu, Cthulhu, Cthulhu. . . 
Cthulhu!  
I've just met a god named Cthulhu, 
And suddenly my life
Will ever be  of strife 
To me. 
Cthulhu! 
I've just blessed a god named  Cthulhu, 
And suddenly I dread 
How better off the dead 
Can be!  
Cthulhu! 
Say it loud when there's a wind howling, 
Say it soft  when your friends are debowling. 

Cthulhu
I'll never stop slaying, Cthulhu! 

The most treacherous sound I  ever heard. 
Cthulhu. 


Vilyehm



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