Miss America Pageant 2005 cancelled?

2005-04-24 Thread Gary Nunn

The Miss America Pageant is much like Hollywood awards shows - long and
boring. The prospect of seeing beautiful women, loses out to the hours of
crap that one must endure while watching. Plus, watching them walk down a
runway is ugly one piece bathing suits, wearing high heals is just
stupid...they need two piece string bikinis..



Miss America in Need of Extreme Makeover

Excerpt from the article

Dropped by two networks as a ratings loser, the pageant is desperately in
need of a lifeline of its own, apparently ready to shuck its squeaky-clean
demeanor in favor of the snarky negativity that fuels reality TV.

The pageant has reluctantly embraced the craze in recent years, tweaking its
age-old formula by adding a pop quiz, curtailing the talent competition and
interviewing contestants backstage - to no avail.

There is more urgency now, though. Cast off by ABC after a record-low 9.8
million people tuned in for last September's pageant, Miss America is
without a TV outlet for the first time in 50 years and is facing the
prospect of having no pageant at all in 2005.

 
http://tinyurl.com/bbmpr
 
http://entertainment.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=188974GT1=6428





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Re: Miss America Pageant 2005 cancelled?

2005-04-24 Thread Alberto Monteiro
Gary Nunn wrote:

 The Miss America Pageant is much like Hollywood awards shows - long and
 boring. The prospect of seeing beautiful women, loses out to the hours of
 crap that one must endure while watching. Plus, watching them walk down a
 runway is ugly one piece bathing suits, wearing high heals is just
 stupid...they need two piece string bikinis..

Or _one_ piece bikinis

Alberto Monteiro

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RE: Miss America Pageant 2005 cancelled?

2005-04-24 Thread Gary Nunn
 
I wrote... 
  walk down a runway is ugly one piece bathing suits, wearing 
 high heals 
  is just stupid...they need two piece string bikinis..

Alberto wrote...
 Or _one_ piece bikinis


One of the skills assessments of the contestants could be Fashion
Design. They could be given one square foot of cloth and 3 feet of dental
floss to make their own swimwear for the competition :-)

Gary

Lecherous Male Pig Maru



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Re: Miss America Pageant 2005 cancelled?

2005-04-24 Thread Ronn!Blankenship
At 05:18 PM Sunday 4/24/2005, Alberto Monteiro wrote:
Gary Nunn wrote:

 The Miss America Pageant is much like Hollywood awards shows - long and
 boring. The prospect of seeing beautiful women, loses out to the hours of
 crap that one must endure while watching. Plus, watching them walk down a
 runway is ugly one piece bathing suits, wearing high heals is just
 stupid...they need two piece string bikinis..

Or _one_ piece bikinis

Which piece?
Knows All The Old Jokes Maru
-- Ronn!  :)
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Re: Miss America Pageant 2005 cancelled?

2005-04-24 Thread Doug Pensinger
Ronn! wrote:
Which piece?
Optional.
--
Doug
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