RE: Now I know I am a Netizen!
-Oorspronkelijk bericht- Van: Deborah Harrell [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Verzonden: Geen Aan: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Onderwerp: Re: Now I know I am a Netizen! From one Evil Overperson to another: Join me, oh Evil Overlady! Stand by my side as my Queen, and together we shall rule the world![*] EVIL GRIN [*]Or our solar system, or our galaxy, or even the whole universe, depending on how ambitious your are. :-) taps a long, red-lacquered fingernail thoughtfully against a cheek I should consider your proposition, but for the fact that I know you you already have a Queen...although I do not think that she qualifies as an Evil One. smirk So what? I'll have two Queens then: an Evil One to rule the world / galaxy / universe with me, and a Benign One to fool our subjects into believing they have Benign Rulers. EVIL GRIN Jeroen Evil Overlord van Baardwijk LEGAL NOTICE: By replying to this message, you understand and accept that your replies (both on-list and off-list) may be published on-line and in any other form, and that I cannot and shall not be held responsible for any negative consequences (monetary and otherwise) this may have for you. ___ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
Re: Now I know I am a Netizen!
--- J. van Baardwijk wrote: Debbi Harrell wrote: The Old Ones Made Me Do It Maru Ah yes, the classic blame it on your parents approach... GRIN And now you know why I call myself an Evil Overlady: daddy is a squidhead! From one Evil Overperson to another: Join me, oh Evil Overlady! Stand by my side as my Queen, and together we shall rule the world![*] EVIL GRIN [*]Or our solar system, or our galaxy, or even the whole universe, depending on how ambitious your are. :-) taps a long, red-lacquered fingernail thoughtfully against a cheek I should consider your proposition, but for the fact that I know you already have a Queen...although I do not think that she qualifies as an Evil One. smirk Galactic Domineightrix Maru;) __ Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ___ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
Re: Now I know I am a Netizen!
IMMEDIATE ATTENTION NEEDED : HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL FROM: GEORGE WALKER BUSH DEAR SIR / MADAM, I AM GEORGE WALKER BUSH, SON OF THE FORMER PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA GEORGE HERBERT WALKER BUSH, AND CURRENTLY SERVING AS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. THIS LETTER MIGHT SURPRISE YOU BECAUSE WE HAVE NOT MET NEITHER IN PERSON NOR BY CORRESPONDENCE. I CAME TO KNOW OF YOU IN MY SEARCH FOR A RELIABLE AND REPUTABLE PERSON TO HANDLE A VERY CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS TRANSACTION, WHICH INVOLVES THE TRANSFER OF A HUGE SUM OF MONEY TO AN ACCOUNT REQUIRING MAXIMUM CONFIDENCE. I AM WRITING YOU IN ABSOLUTE CONFIDENCE PRIMARILY TO SEEK YOUR ASSISTANCE IN ACQUIRING OIL FUNDS THAT ARE PRESENTLY TRAPPED IN THE REPUBLIC OF IRAQ. MY PARTNERS AND I SOLICIT YOUR ASSISTANCE IN COMPLETING A TRANSACTION BEGUN BY MY FATHER, WHO HAS LONG BEEN ACTIVELY ENGAGED IN THE EXTRACTION OF PETROLEUM IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND BRAVELY SERVED HIS COUNTRY AS DIRECTOR OF THE UNITED STATES CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY. IN THE DECADE OF THE NINETEEN-EIGHTIES, MY FATHER, THEN VICE-PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, SOUGHT TO WORK WITH THE GOOD OFFICES OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE REPUBLIC OF IRAQ TO REGAIN LOST OIL REVENUE SOURCES IN THE NEIGHBORING ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF IRAN. THIS UNSUCCESSFUL VENTURE WAS SOON FOLLOWED BY A FALLING OUT WITH HIS IRAQI PARTNER, WHO SOUGHT TO ACQUIRE ADDITIONAL OIL REVENUE SOURCES IN THE NEIGHBORING EMIRATE OF KUWAIT, A WHOLLY-OWNED U.S.-BRITISH SUBSIDIARY. MY FATHER RE-SECURED THE PETROLEUM ASSETS OF KUWAIT IN 1991 AT A COST OF SIXTY-ONE BILLION U.S. DOLLARS ($61,000,000,000). OUT OF THAT COST, THIRTY-SIX BILLION DOLLARS ($36,000,000,000) WERE SUPPLIED BY HIS PARTNERS IN THE KINGDOM OF SAUDI ARABIA AND OTHER PERSIAN GULF MONARCHIES, AND SIXTEEN BILLION DOLLARS ($16,000,000,000) BY GERMAN AND JAPANESE PARTNERS. BUT MY FATHER'S FORMER IRAQI BUSINESS PARTNER REMAINED IN CONTROL OF THE REPUBLIC OF IRAQ AND ITS PETROLEUM RESERVES. MY FAMILY IS CALLING FOR YOUR URGENT ASSISTANCE IN FUNDING THE REMOVAL OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE REPUBLIC OF IRAQ AND ACQUIRING THE PETROLEUM ASSETS OF HIS COUNTRY, AS COMPENSATION FOR THE COSTS OF REMOVING HIM FROM POWER. UNFORTUNATELY, OUR PARTNERS FROM 1991 ARE NOT WILLING TO SHOULDER THE BURDEN OF THIS NEW VENTURE, WHICH IN ITS UPCOMING PHASE MAY COST THE SUM OF 100 BILLION TO 200 BILLION DOLLARS ($100,000,000,000 - $200,000,000,000), BOTH IN THE INITIAL ACQUISITION AND IN LONG-TERM MANAGEMENT. WITHOUT THE FUNDS FROM OUR 1991 PARTNERS, WE WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO ACQUIRE THE OIL REVENUE TRAPPED WITHIN IRAQ. THAT IS WHY MY FAMILY AND OUR COLLEAGUES ARE URGENTLY SEEKING YOUR GRACIOUS ASSISTANCE. OUR DISTINGUISHED COLLEAGUES IN THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION INCLUDE THE SITTING VICE-PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, RICHARD CHENEY, WHO IS AN ORIGINAL PARTNER IN THE IRAQ VENTURE AND FORMER HEAD OF THE HALLIBURTON OIL COMPANY, AND CONDOLEEZA RICE, WHOSE PROFESSIONAL DEDICATION TO THE VENTURE WAS DEMONSTRATED IN THE NAMING OF A CHEVRON OIL TANKER AFTER HER. I WOULD BESEECH YOU TO TRANSFER A SUM EQUALING TEN TO TWENTY-FIVE PERCENT (10-25 %) OF YOUR YEARLY INCOME TO OUR ACCOUNT TO AID IN THIS IMPORTANT VENTURE. THE INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA WILL FUNCTION AS OUR TRUSTED INTERMEDIARY. I PROPOSE THAT YOU MAKE THIS TRANSFER BEFORE THE FIFTEENTH (15TH) OF THE MONTH OF APRIL. I KNOW THAT A TRANSACTION OF THIS MAGNITUDE WOULD MAKE ANYONE APPREHENSIVE AND WORRIED. BUT I AM ASSURING YOU THAT ALL WILL BE WELL AT THE END OF THE DAY. A BOLD STEP TAKEN SHALL NOT BE REGRETTED, I ASSURE YOU. PLEASE DO BE INFORMED THAT THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION IS 100% LEGAL. IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO CO-OPERATE IN THIS TRANSACTION, PLEASE CONTACT OUR INTERMEDIARY REPRESENTATIVES TO FURTHER DISCUSS THE MATTER. I PRAY THAT YOU UNDERSTAND OUR PLIGHT. MY FAMILY AND OUR COLLEAGUES WILL BE FOREVER GRATEFUL. PLEASE REPLY IN STRICT CONFIDENCE TO THE CONTACT NUMBERS BELOW. SINCERELY WITH WARM REGARDS, GEORGE WALKER BUSH ___ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
Re: Now I know I am a Netizen!
At 14:57 23-01-2003 -0800, Debbi Harrell wrote: The Old Ones Made Me Do It Maru Ah yes, the classic blame it on your parents approach... GRIN And now you know why I call myself an Evil Overlady: daddy is a squidhead! From one Evil Overperson to another: Join me, oh Evil Overlady! Stand by my side as my Queen, and together we shall rule the world![*] EVIL GRIN [*]Or our solar system, or our galaxy, or even the whole universe, depending on how ambitious your are. :-) Jeroen Evil Overlord van Baardwijk LEGAL NOTICE: By replying to this message, you understand and accept that your answer (either Yes or No) will be final, and that you will not be offered this position of supreme power again. ___ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
RE: Now I know I am a Netizen!
of my introduction is that I am JAJA YERIMA, the first son of DAVID YERIMA , the most popular farmer I wonder if he has a relative named JarJar? ___ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
Re: Now I know I am a Netizen!
[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: If it was not here, what list was it where the mark responded with tales of Lovecraft and had the guy going for over a month? Here it is: Fw: Ghost: Cthulhu vs the Nigerian scammers http://www.geocities.com/steerp1ke/David_Ehi.html __ Steve Sloan . Huntsville, Alabama = [EMAIL PROTECTED] Brin-L list pages .. http://www.brin-l.org Chmeee's 3D Objects http://www.sloan3d.com/chmeee 3D and Drawing Galleries .. http://www.sloansteady.com Software Science Fiction, Science, and Computer Links Science fiction scans . http://www.sloan3d.com ___ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
Re: Now I know I am a Netizen!
At 17:08 21-01-2003 -0800, Deborah Harrell wrote: Hey! I got my first opportunity to make a real killing in the international finance arena! But almost certainly not your last opportunity... GRIN (I have received over a dozen of such offers in the last year.) Jeroen I'm not greedy enough for this van Baardwijk LEGAL NOTICE: By replying to this message, you understand and accept that your replies (both on-list and off-list) may be published on-line and in any other form, and that I cannot and shall not be held responsible for any negative consequences (monetary and otherwise) this may have for you. ___ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
Re: Now I know I am a Netizen!
--- Ronn! Blankenship [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Deborah Harrell wrote: Hey! I got my first opportunity to make a real killing in the international finance arena! --- JAJA YERIMA. [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Date: Tue, 21 Jan 2003 18:59:13 +0100 Are you the one who sent it to me? Meesa wanna all mees frens be rich like me! DebDeb Blinks The Old Ones Made Me Do It Maru __ Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ___ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
Re: Now I know I am a Netizen!
At 13:31 22-01-2003 -0800, Debbi Harrell wrote: The Old Ones Made Me Do It Maru Ah yes, the classic blame it on your parents approach... GRIN Jeroen The devil made me do it van Baardwijk LEGAL NOTICE: By replying to this message, you understand and accept that your replies (both on-list and off-list) may be published on-line and in any other form, and that I cannot and shall not be held responsible for any negative consequences (monetary and otherwise) this may have for you. ___ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
Re: Now I know I am a Netizen!
Haha, I got one of these a while ago and actually responded (from a little used e-mail address) with the intent to screw with them as much as possible. After a little reply that was a little over the top the goon responded! Great fun! Damon. Damon Agretto [EMAIL PROTECTED] Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum. http://www.geocities.com/garrand.geo/index.html Now Building: Revell's Tiger Ausf. H ___ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
Re: Now I know I am a Netizen!
At 05:08 PM 1/21/03 -0800, Deborah Harrell wrote: Hey! I got my first opportunity to make a real killing in the international finance arena! --- JAJA YERIMA. [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Date: Tue, 21 Jan 2003 18:59:13 +0100 Are you the one who sent it to me? --Ronn! :) I always knew that I would see the first man on the Moon. I never dreamed that I would see the last. --Dr. Jerry Pournelle ___ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
Re: Now I know I am a Netizen!
JAJA YERIMA Any relationship to Binks? Mesa gonna give yousa muey muey moola. William Taylor -- There's a plan to the Tandu that can do you in. ___ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
Re: Now I know I am a Netizen!
In a message dated 1/21/2003 9:17:47 PM US Mountain Standard Time, [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: Haha, I got one of these a while ago and actually responded (from a little used e-mail address) with the intent to screw with them as much as possible. After a little reply that was a little over the top the goon responded! Great fun! If it was not here, what list was it where the mark responded with tales of Lovecraft and had the guy going for over a month? William Taylor - God of the old ones as a very short painter turned game show host. Chuthulose La, Trek. ___ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
