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From: kapil dhakan <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Date: Wed, Nov 5, 2008 at 3:47 PM
Subject: [mwcb_combroker_mw] a bit of fun in boaring market (LOL) keep
smiling ;)
SOCIALISM:
You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
COMMUNISM:
You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
NAZISM:
You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and shoots you.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of
four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
A FRENCH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
A BRITISH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. Both are mad.
LEBANON SYSTEM:
You have two cows. One is owned by Syria and the other is controlled by the
government.
EGYPT SYSTEM:
You have two cows. Both vote for Mubarak.
DUBAI SYSTEM:
You have two cows. You create a website for them and advertise them in all
magazines. You create a " Cow City " or " Milk Village " for them. You sell
off their milk before the cows have even been milked to both legit and shady
investors who hope to re-sell the non-existent milk for a 100% profit in two
years time. You bring Tiger Woods to milk the cow first to attract media
attention.
SHARJAH SYSTEM:
You have two cows. You sell them to an investor in Dubai . The cows get
stuck in traffic between Sharjah to Dubai and die. You have zero cows now.
ABUDHABI SYSTEM:
You have two cows. So what? We have Oil.
AJMAN SYSTEM:
What are cows?!
contact
kapil dhakan
050 3432541 (only for properties) (LOL)
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