*A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. **It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic! **1.* Don't change horses until they stop running. *2.* Strike while the bug is close. *3.* It's always darkest before Daylight Saving Time. *4.* Never underestimate the power of termites. *5.* You can lead a horse to water but How? *6.* Don't bite the hand that looks dirty. *7.* No news is impossible *8.* A miss is as good as a Mr. *9.* You can't teach an old dog new Math *10.* If you lie down with dogs, you'll stink in the morning. *11.* Love all, trust Me. *12.* The pen is mightier than the pigs. *13.* An idle mind is the best way to relax. *14.* Where there's smoke there's pollution. *15.* Happy the bride who gets all the presents. *16.* A penny saved is not much. *17.* Two's company, three's the Musketeers. *18.* Don't put off till tomorrow what you put on to go to bed. *19.* Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and You have to blow your nose. *20.* There are none so blind as Stevie Wonder. *21.** * Children should be seen and not spanked or grounded. *22.* If at first you don't succeed get new batteries. *23.* You get out of something only what you See in the picture on the box *24.*When the blind lead the blindget out of the way. *25.* A bird in the handis going to poop on you. * And the WINNER and last one!**26.* Better late than Pregnant
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