Re: [CODE4LIB] Jobs Digest - I definitely didn't rip off someone else's job posting
Yes. Job postings are quite similar to one another (expect for the
Tennant's Treehouse posting of course). Discussions can be more interesting
and diverse :)
Uldis
On 29 May 2014 15:34, Jonathan Rochkind wrote:
> Is there anyone that found the original job postings to the list actually
> MORE distracting and inconveniencing than the incessant discussion of what
> to do about them?
>
> Jonathan
>
>
> On 5/29/14 7:44 AM, Ross Singer wrote:
>
>> THIS IS NOT EXACTLY WHAT WE AGREED TO
>> On May 29, 2014 7:38 AM, "Andreas Orphanides" wrote:
>>
>> YAY FULL JOB POSTINGS
>>>
>>>
>>> On Wed, May 28, 2014 at 11:40 PM, BWS Johnson <
>>> abesottedphoe...@yahoo.com
>>>
wrote:
>>>
>>> Research Analyst I
Royt's Treehouse
The prestigious Tennant's Treehouse is accepting applications for the
position of Research Analyst I for the Juniper Club Library. A
collaborative position in nature, the Research Analyst I will indenture
themselves to the library duhrector artisanally collecting redundant
data
via Diebold-O-Tron. The Research Analyst I will be abused at any given
opportunity, be paid only in hard liquor, maintain all digital object
collections, regardless of relevance or irrelevance of said collection
>>> and
>>>
shepherd digital humanities projects, whatevertheheckthoseare.
The successful candidate will have 17 years experience in Koha despite
this being an entry level position that only freshly minted graduates
may
apply to and that proficiency not possibly existing in this reality,
archiving meaningless discussion threads, ragging on royt at any given
opportunity, and collating mimeographs since we forgot to take this out
>>> of
>>>
our job description sometime when MARC was merely a glimmer in a data
nerd's eye. None of these skills relate in the slightest to counting
>>> votes,
>>>
but that's what HR told us, and ours is not to reason why.
We will not tell you where Royt's Treehouse is located since you are
>>> meant
>>>
to already know. As with conference, you were meant to apply for this
>>> post
>>>
prior to it making the rounds in your hemisphere, so if you are located
outside of the continental United States, too damn bad.
For further information, feel free to contact
abesottedphoe...@yahoo.com
>>> ,
>>>
where your email will fester in a pile since your résumé will be thrown
>>> out
>>>
for having a funny name or not matching spurious keywords.
All applicants are REQUIRED to have a beating a dead horse Code{4}Lib
t-shirt.
>>>
>>
>>
Re: [CODE4LIB] Jobs Digest - I definitely didn't rip off someone else's job posting
Is there anyone that found the original job postings to the list
actually MORE distracting and inconveniencing than the incessant
discussion of what to do about them?
Jonathan
On 5/29/14 7:44 AM, Ross Singer wrote:
THIS IS NOT EXACTLY WHAT WE AGREED TO
On May 29, 2014 7:38 AM, "Andreas Orphanides" wrote:
YAY FULL JOB POSTINGS
On Wed, May 28, 2014 at 11:40 PM, BWS Johnson
wrote:
Research Analyst I
Royt's Treehouse
The prestigious Tennant's Treehouse is accepting applications for the
position of Research Analyst I for the Juniper Club Library. A
collaborative position in nature, the Research Analyst I will indenture
themselves to the library duhrector artisanally collecting redundant data
via Diebold-O-Tron. The Research Analyst I will be abused at any given
opportunity, be paid only in hard liquor, maintain all digital object
collections, regardless of relevance or irrelevance of said collection
and
shepherd digital humanities projects, whatevertheheckthoseare.
The successful candidate will have 17 years experience in Koha despite
this being an entry level position that only freshly minted graduates may
apply to and that proficiency not possibly existing in this reality,
archiving meaningless discussion threads, ragging on royt at any given
opportunity, and collating mimeographs since we forgot to take this out
of
our job description sometime when MARC was merely a glimmer in a data
nerd's eye. None of these skills relate in the slightest to counting
votes,
but that's what HR told us, and ours is not to reason why.
We will not tell you where Royt's Treehouse is located since you are
meant
to already know. As with conference, you were meant to apply for this
post
prior to it making the rounds in your hemisphere, so if you are located
outside of the continental United States, too damn bad.
For further information, feel free to contact abesottedphoe...@yahoo.com
,
where your email will fester in a pile since your résumé will be thrown
out
for having a funny name or not matching spurious keywords.
All applicants are REQUIRED to have a beating a dead horse Code{4}Lib
t-shirt.
Re: [CODE4LIB] Jobs Digest - I definitely didn't rip off someone else's job posting
THIS IS NOT EXACTLY WHAT WE AGREED TO
On May 29, 2014 7:38 AM, "Andreas Orphanides" wrote:
> YAY FULL JOB POSTINGS
>
>
> On Wed, May 28, 2014 at 11:40 PM, BWS Johnson >wrote:
>
> > Research Analyst I
> > Royt's Treehouse
> >
> > The prestigious Tennant's Treehouse is accepting applications for the
> > position of Research Analyst I for the Juniper Club Library. A
> > collaborative position in nature, the Research Analyst I will indenture
> > themselves to the library duhrector artisanally collecting redundant data
> > via Diebold-O-Tron. The Research Analyst I will be abused at any given
> > opportunity, be paid only in hard liquor, maintain all digital object
> > collections, regardless of relevance or irrelevance of said collection
> and
> > shepherd digital humanities projects, whatevertheheckthoseare.
> >
> >
> > The successful candidate will have 17 years experience in Koha despite
> > this being an entry level position that only freshly minted graduates may
> > apply to and that proficiency not possibly existing in this reality,
> > archiving meaningless discussion threads, ragging on royt at any given
> > opportunity, and collating mimeographs since we forgot to take this out
> of
> > our job description sometime when MARC was merely a glimmer in a data
> > nerd's eye. None of these skills relate in the slightest to counting
> votes,
> > but that's what HR told us, and ours is not to reason why.
> >
> > We will not tell you where Royt's Treehouse is located since you are
> meant
> > to already know. As with conference, you were meant to apply for this
> post
> > prior to it making the rounds in your hemisphere, so if you are located
> > outside of the continental United States, too damn bad.
> >
> > For further information, feel free to contact abesottedphoe...@yahoo.com
> ,
> > where your email will fester in a pile since your résumé will be thrown
> out
> > for having a funny name or not matching spurious keywords.
> >
> > All applicants are REQUIRED to have a beating a dead horse Code{4}Lib
> > t-shirt.
> >
>
Re: [CODE4LIB] Jobs Digest - I definitely didn't rip off someone else's job posting
YAY FULL JOB POSTINGS
On Wed, May 28, 2014 at 11:40 PM, BWS Johnson wrote:
> Research Analyst I
> Royt's Treehouse
>
> The prestigious Tennant's Treehouse is accepting applications for the
> position of Research Analyst I for the Juniper Club Library. A
> collaborative position in nature, the Research Analyst I will indenture
> themselves to the library duhrector artisanally collecting redundant data
> via Diebold-O-Tron. The Research Analyst I will be abused at any given
> opportunity, be paid only in hard liquor, maintain all digital object
> collections, regardless of relevance or irrelevance of said collection and
> shepherd digital humanities projects, whatevertheheckthoseare.
>
>
> The successful candidate will have 17 years experience in Koha despite
> this being an entry level position that only freshly minted graduates may
> apply to and that proficiency not possibly existing in this reality,
> archiving meaningless discussion threads, ragging on royt at any given
> opportunity, and collating mimeographs since we forgot to take this out of
> our job description sometime when MARC was merely a glimmer in a data
> nerd's eye. None of these skills relate in the slightest to counting votes,
> but that's what HR told us, and ours is not to reason why.
>
> We will not tell you where Royt's Treehouse is located since you are meant
> to already know. As with conference, you were meant to apply for this post
> prior to it making the rounds in your hemisphere, so if you are located
> outside of the continental United States, too damn bad.
>
> For further information, feel free to contact abesottedphoe...@yahoo.com,
> where your email will fester in a pile since your résumé will be thrown out
> for having a funny name or not matching spurious keywords.
>
> All applicants are REQUIRED to have a beating a dead horse Code{4}Lib
> t-shirt.
>
Re: [CODE4LIB] Jobs Digest - I definitely didn't rip off someone else's job posting
Research Analyst I
Royt's Treehouse
The prestigious Tennant's Treehouse is accepting applications for the position
of Research Analyst I for the Juniper Club Library. A collaborative position in
nature, the Research Analyst I will indenture themselves to the library
duhrector artisanally collecting redundant data via Diebold-O-Tron. The
Research Analyst I will be abused at any given opportunity, be paid only in
hard liquor, maintain all digital object collections, regardless of relevance
or irrelevance of said collection and shepherd digital humanities projects,
whatevertheheckthoseare.
The successful candidate will have 17 years experience in Koha despite this
being an entry level position that only freshly minted graduates may apply to
and that proficiency not possibly existing in this reality, archiving
meaningless discussion threads, ragging on royt at any given opportunity, and
collating mimeographs since we forgot to take this out of our job description
sometime when MARC was merely a glimmer in a data nerd's eye. None of these
skills relate in the slightest to counting votes, but that's what HR told us,
and ours is not to reason why.
We will not tell you where Royt's Treehouse is located since you are meant to
already know. As with conference, you were meant to apply for this post prior
to it making the rounds in your hemisphere, so if you are located outside of
the continental United States, too damn bad.
For further information, feel free to contact abesottedphoe...@yahoo.com, where
your email will fester in a pile since your résumé will be thrown out for
having a funny name or not matching spurious keywords.
All applicants are REQUIRED to have a beating a dead horse Code{4}Lib t-shirt.
