Hi,
does anyone know good jokes about
cryptography, cryptographers, or security?
regards
Hadmut
[Moderator's note: I know of several security systems that are jokes
in and of themselves, but that doesn't seem to be what you meant. :)
--Perry]
[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
Ben Laurie wrote:
In OpenSSL we overwrite with random gunk for this reason.
What? No compiler is smart enough to say, The program
sets these variables but they are never referenced again.
I'll save time and not set them.
Sure it is, here's gcc -O3:
main()
{
int
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Not much cryptography in here, but...
Security Haiku
I wake from deep slumber
Pager vibrates with possible intrusion alerts
Why did we buy IDS?
My wireless LAN
Is used by many of my neighbors
Perhaps I should try encryption?
The boss wants to know
Why the web site is defaced
I shall blame
