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---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Wed, 30 Nov 2005 05:35:55 -0800 From: Les Lemke <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: <Undisclosed-Recipient:;> Subject: [TheEagle-L] In order to be a Liberal .... Source: http://www.canadafreepress.com/liberals.htm In order to be a Liberal .... a.. 1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand. a.. 2. You have to believe that corporations create oppression and governments create prosperity. (This one is really important) a.. 3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding citizens are more of a threat than nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists or Islamic fundamentalists. a.. 4. You have to believe that there was no art before government funding. a.. 5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's. a.. 6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural. a.. 7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of government funding. a.. 8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex. a.. 9. You have to believe that outdoorsmen don't care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do. a.. 10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it. a.. 11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make The Passion Of The Christ for financial gain only. a.. 12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution. a.. 13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high. a.. 14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E. Lee, and Thomas Edison. a.. 15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not. a.. 16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice person. a.. 17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge. a.. 18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House. a.. 19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal. a.. 20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest to the United States. a.. 21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right wing conspiracy. --Author Unknown [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor --------------------~--> 1.2 million kids a year are victims of human trafficking. Stop slavery. http://us.click.yahoo.com/U6CDDD/izNLAA/cUmLAA/zgSolB/TM --------------------------------------------------------------------~-> "Please keep one liners to a minimum!" Visit our new improved site at: http://eaglenet.toddjumper.com/ Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/theeagle-l/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/ www.ctrl.org DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER ========== CTRL is a discussion & informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic screeds are unwelcomed. Substanceânot soap-boxingâplease! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory'âwith its many half-truths, mis- directions and outright fraudsâis used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRLgives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. ======================================================================== Archives Available at: http://www.mail-archive.com/ctrl@listserv.aol.com/ <A HREF="http://www.mail-archive.com/ctrl@listserv.aol.com/";>ctrl</A> ======================================================================== To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
