-Caveat Lector- from: http://www.altreel.com/conspiracy/Conspiracy_Theories.html ----- Click Here: <A HREF="http://www.altreel.com/conspiracy/Conspiracy_Theories.html">Deadly Secrets: A Compendium of Obscure Conspir…</A> ----- Deadly Secrets: A Compendium of Obscure Conspiracy Theories "Ye shall know the truth and the truth shall make you free. John VIII:32" --Inscription chiseled onto the CIA building in Langley, Virginia "If both the past and the external world exist only in the mind, and if the mind itself is controllable—what then?" --George Orwell, 1984 Q: What are the three words guaranteed to piss off a JFK assassination researcher? A: Oswald acted alone. --Quoted from Film Threat magazine I must confess that I have been fascinated with conspiracy theories ever since I was a child and came across a tattered copy of the Warren Commission Report (a superb work of fiction, I might add). While my sixth-grade peers were busy reading the entire Hardy Boys Mystery Series, I was working my way through such mighty tomes as Edward J. Epstein’s Legend: The Secret World of Lee Harvey Oswald and Penn Jones’ three-volume Forgive My Grief. From the Kennedy assassination, I moved on to other related topics such as the Bay of Pigs, CIA acid experiments, Malcolm X, MLK, RFK, Moongate, the Rockefeller dynasty, Watergate, Jonestown and the Space Brothers. What follows is a brief sample of some of the more unusual trivia, quotes and musings that I have collected over the past 20 or so years. Warning: These precious tidbits are guaranteed to alienate friends, co-workers and family members. Bring them up at a boring cocktail party or family get-together and watch the room clear in record time. Do I actually believe that any of these farfetched theories are true? You’re damn right I do! * The United States has been run for 23 years and 324 days by presidents who were not actually elected to office. Look it up! * George Bush was one of the first Americans to volunteer to take a urine test for drugs. However, during the Iran-Contra investigation, Bush refused to take a lie detector test. * U.S. presidents who have been members of the Masonic order include the likes of Washington, Monroe, Jackson, Polk, Buchanan, A. Johnson, Garfield, both Roosevelts, Taft, Harding, Truman, Ford and Reagan. In addition, Benjamin Franklin and nearly every signer of the Declaration of Independence were Masons. * James Riddle "Jimmy" Hoffa, who was last seen on July 30, 1975, outside a Detroit restaurant, is buried near the west end zone in front of section 107 at Giants Stadium. * "I now fully realize that only the powers of the Presidency will reveal the secrets of my brother’s death." --Robert Kennedy, June 3, 1968, two days before he was assassinated * The oldest classified military document in the National Archives dates back to April 15, 1917. It details U.S. troop movements in Europe during World War I. * "It became necessary to destroy the town in order to save it." --Attributed to an American officer firing on Ben Tre, Vietnam, February 8, 1968 * Until the Harrison Narcotics Act was passed in 1914, Americans could buy opium, cocaine, morphine and heroin over the counter. Until 1937, marijuana was legal in the United States. * CIA operative E. Howard Hunt engineered the Watergate break-in and was also a coordinator of the Bay of Pigs invasion. * It was not a federal felony to assassinate a United States president until after JFK was murdered. * Both George Washington and Thomas Jefferson cultivated hemp on their Virginia farms. * "The masters of the government of the United States are the combined capitalists and manufacturers of the United States." --Woodrow Wilson * CIA operative Robert Maheu recruited mobster Johnny Roselli to assassinate Fidel Castro in 1961; Roselli was stabbed and stuffed into an oil drum shortly before he was scheduled to testify to a Senate committee investigating the assassination of JFK in 1976. * Ho Chi Minh was an OSS agent who reported directly to General "Wild Bill" Donovan. * "I know there is a terrible conspiracy going on in the world right now . . . The world has the right to hear the truth." --Jack Ruby * The urban design of Washington, D.C., was based on Masonic mystical principles. * "He may be a son of a bitch, but he’s our son of a bitch." --Franklin Delano Roosevelt, referring to Anastasio Somoza of Nicaragua. * Richard Nixon flew out of Dallas the morning of November 22, 1963; he later denied being there, making him perhaps the only American who did not remember where he was on that fateful day. * "The nation must . . . take it on faith that we who lead the CIA are honorable men, devoted to the nation’s service." --CIA Director Richard Helms * If you’re an average American, you’ll spend over a year and a half of your life watching television commercials. * "Cool it, brothers . . ." --Malcolm X, last words before being assassinated, Audubon Ballroom, Harlem, 1966 * Active members of the Central Intelligence Agency worked for the George Bush primary election campaign in 1980. * "In the near future, right wingers will use drug hysteria to set up an international police apparatus." --Old Tom the Junkie Priest, Drugstore Cowboy * Grace Stephens, an eyewitness to the assassination of Martin Luther King Jr., was placed in a mental institution for refusing to identify James Earl Ray as the man she saw running from the scene. * A member of the Masonic order has never been hanged in the United States. * "We sure liberated the hell out of this place." --American soldier in the ruins of a French village, 1944 * George Bush Sr. and another member of Skull and Bones, a secret Yale society, stole Geronimo’s skull from his grave in Fort Sill, Oklahoma. * "The Earth is a farm. We are someone else’s property." --Charles Fort * RFK’s assassin Sirhan Sirhan was introduced to hypnosis by a co-worker while working as a horse trainer at the Santa Anita racetrack. * ". . . we might have ridden into an ambush." --JFK aide David Powers * Nearly all presidential and vice presidential candidates over the past three decades or so have been members of the Trilateral Commission or the Council on Foreign Relations. * The Atomic Energy Commission is on record for describing the people who live downwind of the Nevada test site as "a low-use segment of the population." * By 1953, the CIA’s mind control program, code-named MK-ULTRA, included experiments in hypnosis, lobotomy, electroshock, sensory deprivation, ESP and drugs. * Failed Reagan assassin John Hinckley’s father was a close friend of George Bush. * During the infamous Tuskegee Syphilis Experiment that started in 1932 and lasted until 1972, more than 400 poor black men with syphilis in Macon County, Alabama, were studied but not treated for the disease (even after penicillin came into general use for treating syphilis in the 1950s). * Pope John Paul I, who suffered a "heart attack" just 33 days into his papacy, had planned to eradicate the Vatican’s global financial empire and expose the Masonic membership of high-ranking clergymen. * The late sixties radical Abbie Hoffman was actually a CIA agent-provocateur. * President Eisenhower formed the Doolittle Commission in 1954; its report recommended that the United States "learn to subvert, sabotage and destroy our enemies by more clever, more sophisticated and more effective methods than those used against us." * Former FBI director J. Edgar Hoover was seen in full drag at an orgy at the Plaza Hotel in 1958 "wearing a fluffy black dress, very fluffy, with flounces, and lace stockings and high heels, and a black, curly wig." * Presidential candidates today receive more than 75 percent of their campaign contributions from major corporations. * "I would have made a good pope." --Richard M. Nixon * In October of 1963, Jack Ruby and Lee Harvey Oswald were spotted together at Ruby’s strip club, The Carousel. * Someone slipped Ted Kennedy a drug the night he drove Mary Jo Kopechne off the bridge at Chappaquidick in order to insure that no Kennedy would ever be president again. * Besides George Bush Sr. and Jr., members of Yale University’s "Skull and Bones" society include William Howard Taft, William F. Buckley, Henry P. Luce, John Kerry and McGeorge Bundy. * The words "Novus Ordo Seclorum" (New World Order) can be found under the pyramid on the one dollar bill--the Masonic symbolism of the Great Seal of the United States. * "I’m going to be so much better a president for having been at the CIA that you’re not going to believe it." --George Bush * Over one-and-a-half million Americans are serving time in federal, state, or local prisons and jails. One in five federal prisoners are low-level drug criminals who have no record of violence and no involvement with major drug cartels. * "If we are on the outside, we assume a conspiracy is the perfect working of a scheme. Silent nameless men with unadorned hearts. A conspiracy is everything that ordinary life is not. It’s the inside game, cold, sure, undistracted, forever closed off to us. We are the flawed ones, the innocents, trying to make some rough sense of the daily jostle. Conspirators have a logic and a daring beyond our reach. All conspiracies are the same taut story of men who find coherence in some criminal act." --Don Delillo, Libra * "Let your life be a counter-friction to stop the machine." --Henry David Thoreau Sources for Further Information: * The Secret Team, Fletcher L. Prouty, Prentice-Hall, 1973 * The CIA and the Cult of Intelligence, Victor Marchetti, Alfred A. Knopf, 1975 * Rumor!, Hal Morgan & Kerry Tucker, Penguin Books, 1984 * Conspiracies, Cover-Ups and Crimes, Jonathan Vankin, Dell Publishing, 1992 * The Killing of a President, Robert J. Groden, Penguin Books, 1993 * The Big Book of Conspiracies, Doug Moench, Paradox Press, 1995 ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ©1999 Shelf-Life Productions ----- Aloha, He'Ping, Om, Shalom, Salaam. Em Hotep, Peace Be, All My Relations. Omnia Bona Bonis, Adieu, Adios, Aloha. Amen. 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