-Caveat Lector- Democrats Unveil New 'Safer' Tax Scheme WASHINGTON, DC - With the 'risky' Republican tax cut scheme fading into history, the Democrats have revealed their plan for a new 'Safer Tax'. "We all know that it is not safe to give the American people back any of their money," said House Minority Leader, Dick Gephardt. "That is why we are offering a bill that would implement the safest tax system known to man." The new 'Safer Tax' proposed by the Democrats would tax all Americans at 100%. All money would then be brought to Washington and redistributed to the American people on a 'needs only basis'. A new Government agency called the 'Central Economic Department' (CED) will be created to help distribute the money. The CED will employ an army of 'Monetary Needs Assessors" (MNA) who will be given the job of determining the financial needs of those Americans they are assigned to oversee. Each American will be required to meet with their MNA on a weekly basis in order to prove their financial needs. Once the MNA determines a person's financial need, then the MNA will issue a new form of currency that will be redeemable for goods and services. GOP leaders have already condemned the new 'Safer Tax' proposal. Said Congressman Chris Cox, "Their proposal is nothing more than pure unadulterated Communism!" Responding to Cox's condemnation of the 'Safer Tax', Congresswoman Maxine Waters exclaimed, "Men like Cox are only concerned with protecting their rich business buddies. That is why they continue to risk the safety of the American economy by trying to give people their money back. This type of recklessness has got to stop. That is why I am supporting the new 'Safer Tax'." © 1999 BNN (Bogus News Network - The Nation's Second Leading Source for Misinformation) <http://www.bogusnews.com/> - You may Freely Distribute this story for non-commercial use IF You Include All Copyright Info, the Website Address and the Disclaimer. Disclaimer: This story is totally false not one shred of it is true! It was created for entertainment purposes ONLY. Any resemblance to the truth is purely coincidental. ======================= Robert F. Tatman Computer Help Desk Desktop & LAN Services Systems Department Philadelphia Newspapers, Inc. [EMAIL PROTECTED] 215.854.2729 215.854.2788 The contents of this message represent the opinion only of the writer, and may not be construed to indicate the endorsement of Knight-Ridder, Inc.; Philadelphia Newspapers, Inc.; The Philadelphia Inquirer; or the Philadelphia Daily News. "Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity." DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER ========== CTRL is a discussion and informational exchange list. Proselyzting propagandic screeds are not allowed. Substance—not soapboxing! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory', with its many half-truths, misdirections and outright frauds is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRL gives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credeence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. ======================================================================== Archives Available at: http://home.ease.lsoft.com/archives/CTRL.html http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ ======================================================================== To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
