-Caveat Lector-

Who cares about his politics? Let's take a look at the man's health for a
moment! He's lugging around that massive paunch, and his suits look like
they're about a size too tight. Did you see him at the State of the Union
address? He is so pasty and bloated I thought he was going to collapse right
there! His face was all flushed and blotchy, his skin tone is pure gray and
his hair was pasted to his head in sweaty clumps. I could hear the blood
straining through the clogged arteries. We are looking at a prime candidate
for angioplasty. He's got to lay off the McDonald's breakfast burritos and
French fries, lock up the Fritos, ixnay on the Pepsi Big Slams, no more Ring
Dings and Ho Hos, hold the fried okra, cancel the cheeseburger deluxes, and,
for God's sake STOP SCARFING THE DAMN PORK RINDS!!! Otherwise the GOP won't
have to vote him out, his viscous fat will just seal off his heart like
cement. Maybe he should keep banging interns. At least he'll get some cardio
into his day.

> -----Original Message-----
> From: Samatha 'Smith' [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> Sent: Wednesday, February 10, 1999 11:21 AM
> To:   [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Subject:      Re: [CTRL] Fw: AEP: Republicans let Clinton off the hook
>
>  -Caveat Lector-
>
> In a message dated 99-02-10 07:13:51 EST, you write:
>
> > >But the Republicans have always been skittish about exposing the
> >  >dirtiest of Mr Clinton's dirty linen, lest their own (lesser)
> >  >indiscretions come to light. There is a Washington etiquette in these
> >  >matters, or put another way: they, too, are "mobbed up". That is why,
> I
> >  >believe, they backed away from probing whether Mr Clinton knowingly
> >  >solicited laundered campaign funds from Chinese military intelligence
> in
> >  >exchange for restricted missile technology.
>
>     Is there ANY crime Clinton has not yet been accused of?  Didn't Fred
> Thompson, R-Tn, chair a committee that examined these allegations?
>
>     We do have an "innocent until proven guilty" standard......remember
> that
> little ol' thing?  As I understand it, Dick Thornburgh frustrated Walsh's
> investigation into the arms for hostages deal by classifying material to
> keep
> it out of Walsh's hands.  I wasn't on this list during the Walsh
> investigation
> (if it even existed then) but I do hope  you fine people were squealing
> and
> squawking this loudly then!
>
>     This constant squealing of alarm about all the things Clinton is
> alleged
> to have done reminds me of a saying I came across on the internet once
> .....(paraphrased)..."If a reliable source puts forth wild allegations,
> one
> may pause to listen.   If a wild source puts forth substantiated
> allegations,
> one may pause to listen.  If a wild source puts forth wild allegations --
> watch out!"
>
>     There are many things I suspect Reagan and Bush got away with.  But I
> would fully expect anyone to challenge me with "Prove it!" if I were to
> list
> my suspicions as FACT day after day.
>
>     So, this is what I have to say to you, "PROVE IT!"  Prove it in a
> court of
> law!  Prove it during in a hearing!  Prove it in an impeachment trial!  If
> you
> can't prove it, stop asserting these allegations as fact.  Or better yet,
> just
> shaddup already!
>
> Samantha
>
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