-Caveat Lector- << Women's English -----What they really mean! No = Yes Maybe = No I'm sorry = You'll be sorry We need = I want It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now Do what you want = You'll pay later We need to talk = I want to complain Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset you idiot You're certainly active tonight = is sex all you think about Be romantic, turn off the lights = I don't want you to see me naked This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house I want new curtains = . . .and carpeting and wallpaper and furniture I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep Do you love me = I'm gonna ask for something expensive How much do you love me = I did something you're not going to like I'll be ready in a sec = Kick your shoes off and find a good game on TV Is my butt fat = Tell me I'm beautiful You need to learn to communicate = Just agree with me Are you listening = Too late, you're dead meat I'm not yelling = Yes, I'm yelling because I think this is important MEN'S ENGLISH -----What they really mean! I'm hungry = I'm hungry I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy I'm tired = I'm tired Want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you Nice dress = nice cleavage You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you What's wrong? = I don't see why you're making such a big deal of this. What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma you going through now? What's wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question. I'm bored = Do you want to have sex. I love you = Let's have sex now. I love you, too = Okay, I said it, let's have sex now. Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I can't tell any difference. Let's talk = I'm trying to impress you by showing you that I'm a deep person, and then maybe you'd like to have sex with me. Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys. (While shopping) I like that one better = pick any stinking dress and let's go home. DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER ========== CTRL is a discussion and informational exchange list. Proselyzting propagandic screeds are not allowed. Substance—not soapboxing! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory', with its many half-truths, misdirections and outright frauds is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRL gives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credeence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. ======================================================================== Archives Available at: http://home.ease.lsoft.com/archives/CTRL.html http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ ======================================================================== To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
