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NOTHING (ELSE) HAPPENED TODAY!
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(CNNS, 02/07/99) --  By  a  strange coincidence, nothing happened
today except for the death of King Hussein, of Jordan.

The "Monarch of Modern Jordan" picked a lucky  day  to  die.   On
most  other  days  it  would be likely that other news would have
occurred, in  such  places  as  France,  Finland,  Iraq, Germany,
Israel, Ireland, China, Brazil, Argentina, Mexico or  the  United
States, for example.  But by an unusual confluence of events, the
day  of  King Hussein's death, February 7, 1999, NOTHING HAPPENED
elsewhere, throughout the world.

On CNN's World  News,  the  first  20  minutes of their half-hour
broadcast was devoted to maudlin perorations on the death of King
Hussein.  Said Madeline Albright:  "This  sad  death  reminds  me
that I too am mortal, and will die someday.  My only hope is that
my  death, like King Hussein's, will occur on a day when there is
no other news."  Said Bill  Clinton:  "We are reminded today that
we all die.  But will anyone notice when  I  die?   I  hope  so."
Said  Defense  Secretary Bill Cohen:  "Hundreds of thousands have
died in Iraq,  but  do  they  get  mega-news  coverage?  But King
Hussein has truly won honor for conspicuous consumption  of  news
time."

CNN's World News of  February  7,  1999,  did  allow 3 minutes of
coverage for the only other events connected with the  day:   (1)
war  drums  for Kosovo; (2) lullabies for the Clinton impeachment
trial.  CNN World News  then  closed its worldwide broadcast with
yet more adolescent realizations  that  we  all  die,  that  King
Hussein  has  died,  and  that  it's so sad that King Hussein has
died.

That's it!  On  February  7,  1999,  nothing happened except King
Hussein's death.  The Koran says, "It is written."  In  honor  of
King Hussein the gods  themselves  have decreed that nothing else
happens on this day (or days.)

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