-Caveat Lector- How to make your own UN conspiracy theory. 1) Take some well established facts. A. The UN Charter was signed in San Francisco. B. San Francisco has a lot of homosexuals. C. The UN General ASSembly (Note: ASS) first met in Queens, NY. D. Queen is slang for "homosexual" E. New York City has a lot of homosexuals. 2) Take the aforementioned facts, and come to a bizzare conclusion. A. The UN Charter is a homosexual plot. 3) Scatter to all your paranoid buddies who will agree since it fits nicely into their preconceived conspiracy notions. Now, try this one on for size. And remember, use the method! 1) Take some well established facts. A. San Francisco where the UN Charter was signed: "The City by the Bay". B. The UN Headquarters in New York City is in an area called "Turle Bay". C. Pat Buchanan's sister is named "Bay" 2) Take the aformentioned facts, and come to a bizzare conclusion. A. The UN is slowly trying to infiltrate every bay on earth. B. Bay Buchanan is a UN operative. Her name is code for this "UN-Bay" conspiracy. 3) Scatter to all your paranoid buddies who will agree since it fits nicely into their preconceived conspiracy notions. Fun for the whole "patriot" cell! Loads of fun at "common law courts"! It's the game EVERYONE can play! ______________________________________________ FREE Personalized Email at Mail.com Sign up at http://www.mail.com?sr=mc.mk.mcm.tag001 DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER ========== CTRL is a discussion and informational exchange list. Proselyzting propagandic screeds are not allowed. Substance—not soapboxing! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory', with its many half-truths, misdirections and outright frauds is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRL gives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credeence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. ======================================================================== Archives Available at: http://home.ease.lsoft.com/archives/CTRL.html http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ ======================================================================== To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
