-Caveat Lector- Brothers and Sisters, The time is now near at hand which must probably determine whether Americans are to be free men or slaves, whether they are to have any property they can call their own, whether their houses and farms are to be pillaged and destroyed and themselves confined to a state of wretchedness from which no human efforts will deliver them. The fate of unborn millions will now depend, under God, on the courage of this army. Our cruel and unrelenting enemy leaves us only the choice of brave resistance or the most abject submission. We have, therefore, to resolve to conquer or die." -- George Washington Updated November 15, 1999 Joseph Sobran by Joseph Sobran previous next archive author bio TILL WE MEET AGAIN After 20 years as a highly respected columnist, Joseph Sobran calls this "a leave of absence." He'll return to writing his column should the Constitution Party not make it to the White House next year. In the meantime, we'd like to offer you another columnist whose conservative views and independent thinking may remind you of Joseph Sobran. Ann Coulter began writing a column for Universal Press Syndicate in July of this year. Her book, "High Crimes and Misdemeanors: The Case Against Bill Clinton," spent eight weeks on The New York Times best-seller list. She's a contributor to George magazine, and she's a frequent guest on political talk shows. In addition, Ann's legal background as a corporate lawyer and as a clerk for the Eighth Circuit Court of Appeals gives her commentary added insight and weight. Ann Coulter's column, like Joseph Sobran's, runs twice a week, with the same word count. You can plug her column into the same space for the same rate, and you can start immediately. For more information, please contact our sales department at 1-800-255-6734. -- UNIVERSAL PRESS SYNDICATE) WASHINGTON -- I've been writing this column for more than 20 years, the last 15 years with the Universal Press Syndicate. Today I begin a leave of absence. On Sept. 4 in St. Louis, I received a singular honor: Howard Phillips, who seeks the U.S. presidency on the ticket of the Constitution Party (formerly the Taxpayers Party), chose me as his running mate. With a little luck, I will be inaugurated as your vice president in January 2001. I look forward to presiding over the Senate and attending funerals of world leaders. Meanwhile, most editors understandably feel it's inappropriate to run columns by an active political candidate. So for the time being, this column won't appear in this newspaper. Readers with an uncontrollable craving for it may find my campaign writings on my Web site: www.sobran.com/columns. In the unlikely event that the Phillips-Sobran ticket is edged out in November 2000, I'd hope to resume the column thereafter; if we win, I plan to resume in 2009, at the end of Howard's second term. You may ask: What are my qualifications for the vice presidency? That was the first question that occurred to me. So far I have found three: I am a natural-born citizen of the United States, I'm over 35 years old, and I've lived in the United States for more than 14 years. I can also claim a more specific qualification: When I take the oath to "preserve, protect and defend" the Constitution, I'll mean it. I've devoted my career to correcting official lies and errors about what the Constitution means. I've been an advocate for limiting the lawless federal government to its few legitimate powers. This is what induced Howard to ask me to join his campaign. What makes it such an honor is that Howard himself is one of the most remarkable men I've ever known. He combines principle, energy, and an awesome knowledge of the workings of government. Howard long ago discovered what it took me many years to realize: that the great majority of the U.S. government's current activities are both unconscionable and unconstitutional. This is why he founded the Constitution Party, to restore the limited and lawful government our ancestors created. He also saw, before others did, that conservatives are wasting their time, energy and votes if they stay in the Republican Party. No more than the Democrats do the Republicans honor the Constitution. They merely violate it at a slower pace. Contrary to Rush Limbaugh, the members of the Constitution Party aren't disgruntled Republicans who have petulantly defected from the GOP and are spitefully trying to help Al Gore win next year. We reject both the Democratic and the Republican versions of unconstitutional rule. The Constitution is not an option; it's a minimum. We think the very least the voter should be able to expect -- and demand -- of our rulers is that they keep their solemn vows to uphold the Constitution, in all its rigor, making no laws it doesn't expressly authorize. Neither of the two major parties takes this duty seriously. In fact they are so far from doing so that to some voters it will seem utopian to ask that our rulers do what they are sworn to do. We hear about Bill Clinton's perjury, but nearly every member of Congress begins his career by making a solemn vow he has no intention of keeping. Merely returning to the Constitution will, all by itself, achieve many things. It will end excessive spending and taxation; it will abolish all the programs whereby taxpayers are forced to support the unproductive; it will restore sound money and end inflation; it will forbid usurpations -- legislative, executive and judicial -- of the powers reserved to the states, thereby restoring, among other things, the abortion laws of all 50 states; it will prevent undeclared foreign wars; it will forbid oppressive regulation by unelected federal bureaucrats; it will make private property truly private again. And this is the short list. As they say, everything old is new again. The U.S. Constitution is an idea whose time has come back. As I depart, for now, I'd like to express my heartfelt gratitude to the Universal Press Syndicate, to my editors, and to my readers for your loyalty and kindness over the years. Thanks for putting up with me. I don't deserve you. 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