-Caveat Lector-
On Mon, 30 Aug 1999 00:32:54 -0500, in alt.paranet.ufo
[EMAIL PROTECTED] (FastWalker) wrote:
International Trolling Association
Paris, France
August 29, 1999
For immediate release:
The new Trolling Point System for Trolls has been approved by the
Central Troll Committee for Troll Standards and Procedures. The new
TROLL POINT SYSTEM (TPS) will take effect on September 1, 1999.
10 points Killfile: Being Killfiled is the highest honor and
the most points a Troll can achieve. It represents
complete victory and indicates that the Troll has
performed on a MASTER TROLL level.
9 points Complaint to Trolls ISP: While not as good as being
killfiled, a complaint to a Trolls ISP indicates that
once again the TROLL has struck hard and deep.
8 points Death Threat: Another indication of a Master Troll at
Work. The death threat is firm proof that the Troll
has cut to the bone and left his victim (the fish)
floundering and gasping for air.
7 points Personal Verbal Attack: A personal verbal attack on a
Troll in response to a trolling post indicates that the
Troll has riled and disturbed the fish in question.
6 points Plea to Ignore Troll: A Plea from a Forum Group member
to other group regulars to ignore the Troll in question
is a sure sign that the Troll is doing his/her sport with
proficiency.
5 points Killfile response: When a poster who has claimed to have
KILLFILED a particular Troll, then responds to another
Post
by the Troll in question, rates a solid 5 points for the
Trolls ability to snag a hypocritical fish.
4 points Logical response: A person who responds to a Troll trying
to use logic and reason to rebut a Troll is worth 4 points
for such stupidity as to think a Troll cares about what
they have to say.
3 points 10+ individual responses: When a post by a Troll gets at
least 10 responses from 10 different individuals.
2 points Positive response: If a Troll gets a positive response
such
as ROFLOL: LOL: Great Post, etc.
1 point Any type of response at all.
Remember, everything in this Universe has a purpose, as all come from
the pure greatness and genius of GOD, including the TROLL.
* Reality is whatever bites your ass * http://i.am/nutz *
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