Re: [CTRL] [Re: [CTRL] [[CTRL] Fw: End-Times Times]]

1999-06-11 Thread Stopforth, Jamie

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 So what's your point?  It doesn't matter if they know what tribe their
from, I'm sure God knows.

Jamie

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In a message dated 99-06-10 15:46:11 EDT, [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

  The 144,000 are the Jews that are left behind after the Rapture of the
Church.  Revelation is clearly speaking of the 12 tribes of Israel as it
even names each one.

snip quote

 So, 144,000 aren't the only people going to heaven as you thought..

All or nearly all all the early Christians were Jews, and the "lost sheep"
Jesus was sent to regather were the "lost" tribes of Israel, i.e.,
Greek-speaking Jews of the Diaspora.

Never mind the fact that by Jesus' time, when this was written, no Jew knew
any longer from which "tribe" he or she was descended, except for certain
clans within the tribe of Judah, the house of Levi, and a few from
"Benjamin"
(like Josephus and Paul).

There has probably been quite a substantial number of gentile Christians
throughout history whose ancestors were "of" the various "lost" tribes.
Israelite by inheritance, Christian by religion.  So the explanation here is
really beside the point.

There are several other objections to this line of argument, but, as you
suggest by saying phrase "add a thousand," the whole passage and the "sacred
numbers" given in it are purely SYMBOLIC, not LITERAL.  (Unless you want to
"believe" otherwise ...)

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Re: [CTRL] [Re: [CTRL] [[CTRL] Fw: End-Times Times]]

1999-06-10 Thread Robert Tatman

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nurev [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
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 Das GOAT wrote:
 
   -Caveat Lector-
 
  "Christianity is a fine religion.  A shame Christians have never PRACTICED
  it."

 Christianity is impossible to practice as advertised. This is a
 problem for
 Christians and everyone else who lives with them on this planet.

 A more reality based religion would have served Christians better.

 Joshua2


A lot of the problem is that the New Testament doesn't contain anything like a
complete set of instructions for being a Christian. It contains a hodge-podge
of notes, memoirs, and letters, not to mention a totally confused book of
religious science fiction. The Gospels are artificial constructs, based partly
on a collection of the sayings of Jesus and partly on much later liturgy. The
letters of Paul and the others deal for the most part with very specific
problems at very specific times and places, and are only marginally relevant
to the present day. The real core of the teachings appears, from hints in
patristic writings, to have been passed *orally* to catechists; this secret
teaching died out during the persecutions or was subtly altered to fit the new
political reality as the underground movement became a church and then *the*
Church. Now, with that said, the New Testament is still a deep, vibrant,
challenging source of inspiration and wisdom. I honestly find something new in
it each time I read it. But it just isn't an operating manual, and you will
make a very great mistake if you try to turn it into one.

Bob

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Re: [CTRL] [Re: [CTRL] [[CTRL] Fw: End-Times Times]]

1999-06-10 Thread Robert Tatman

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Das GOAT [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
snip

 Not to beat a dead fish, but I revel in quoting Matthew 7:20-27 (NIV) to
 "Christians":

  "Not everyone who says to me, 'Lord, Lord,' will enter the kingdom of
 heaven, but only he who does the will of my Father who is in heaven.
  "Many will say to me on [judgment] day, 'Lord, Lord, did we not
prophesy
 in thy name, and in your name drive out demons, and perform many miracles?'
  "Then I will tell them plainly, 'I never knew you.  Away from me, you
 evildoers!"

 That's Jesus Christ talking to CHRISTIANS, please note.

  If you want to take "The Word of God" LITERALLY, there'll be only
 144,000 saved at Endtime.  Let's do the math.  That's only 72 new "good"
 people WORLDWIDE for each of Christianity's 2000 years.  Since Constantine
 made Christianity the official religion of what became Western Civilization,
 there's probably been literally BILLIONS of nominal Christians -- certainly
 MILLIONS now.
  So, the odds are ASTRONOMICAL that EVERY self-professed "CHRISTIAN"
 we've ever known or heard of is GOING TO HELL, right alongside unabashed
 Satanists ...

To quote the PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA,

"The Hell Law says that Hell is reserved exclusively for them that believe in
it.  Further, the lowest Rung in Hell is reserved for them that believe in it
on the supposition that they'll go there if they don't.
HBT; The Gospel According to Fred, 3:1"

I *refuse* to contradict the Gospel According to Fred.

Hail Eris!

Frater Fritterus, Q.W.E.R.T.Y.U.I.O.P.



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Re: [CTRL] [Re: [CTRL] [[CTRL] Fw: End-Times Times]]

1999-06-10 Thread Stopforth, Jamie

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  The 144,000 are the Jews that are left behind after the Rapture of the
Church.  Revelation is clearly speaking of the 12 tribes of Israel as it
even names each one.

[Rev 7:4] And I heard the number of them which were sealed: and there were
sealed an hundred and forty and four thousand of all the tribes of the
children of Israel.

[Rev 7:5] Of the tribe of Juda were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of
Reuben were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Gad were sealed twelve
thousand.

[Rev 7:6] Of the tribe of Aser were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of
Nephthalim were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Manasses were sealed
twelve thousand.

[Rev 7:7] Of the tribe of Simeon were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe
of Levi were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Issachar were sealed
twelve thousand.

[Rev 7:8] Of the tribe of Zabulon were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe
of Joseph were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Benjamin were sealed
twelve thousand.

Now you do the math. 12*12=144 now just add the three 0's and there you have
it.

 So, 144,000 aren't the only people going to heaven as you thought...

Jamie



 Not to beat a dead fish, but I revel in quoting Matthew 7:20-27 (NIV) to
 "Christians":

  "Not everyone who says to me, 'Lord, Lord,' will enter the kingdom of
 heaven, but only he who does the will of my Father who is in heaven.
  "Many will say to me on [judgment] day, 'Lord, Lord, did we not
prophesy
 in thy name, and in your name drive out demons, and perform many
miracles?'
  "Then I will tell them plainly, 'I never knew you.  Away from me, you
 evildoers!"

 That's Jesus Christ talking to CHRISTIANS, please note.

  If you want to take "The Word of God" LITERALLY, there'll be only
 144,000 saved at Endtime.  Let's do the math.  That's only 72 new "good"
 people WORLDWIDE for each of Christianity's 2000 years.  Since Constantine
 made Christianity the official religion of what became Western
Civilization,
 there's probably been literally BILLIONS of nominal Christians --
certainly
 MILLIONS now.
  So, the odds are ASTRONOMICAL that EVERY self-professed "CHRISTIAN"
 we've ever known or heard of is GOING TO HELL, right alongside unabashed
 Satanists ...


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Re: [CTRL] [Re: [CTRL] [[CTRL] Fw: End-Times Times]]

1999-06-10 Thread Das GOAT

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In a message dated 99-06-10 15:46:11 EDT, [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

  The 144,000 are the Jews that are left behind after the Rapture of the
Church.  Revelation is clearly speaking of the 12 tribes of Israel as it
even names each one.

snip quote

 So, 144,000 aren't the only people going to heaven as you thought..

All or nearly all all the early Christians were Jews, and the "lost sheep"
Jesus was sent to regather were the "lost" tribes of Israel, i.e.,
Greek-speaking Jews of the Diaspora.

Never mind the fact that by Jesus' time, when this was written, no Jew knew
any longer from which "tribe" he or she was descended, except for certain
clans within the tribe of Judah, the house of Levi, and a few from "Benjamin"
(like Josephus and Paul).

There has probably been quite a substantial number of gentile Christians
throughout history whose ancestors were "of" the various "lost" tribes.
Israelite by inheritance, Christian by religion.  So the explanation here is
really beside the point.

There are several other objections to this line of argument, but, as you
suggest by saying phrase "add a thousand," the whole passage and the "sacred
numbers" given in it are purely SYMBOLIC, not LITERAL.  (Unless you want to
"believe" otherwise ...)

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Re: [CTRL] [Re: [CTRL] [[CTRL] Fw: End-Times Times]]

1999-06-10 Thread nurev

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Robert Tatman wrote:

  -Caveat Lector-

 nurev [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
   -Caveat Lector-
 
  Das GOAT wrote:
  
-Caveat Lector-
  
   "Christianity is a fine religion.  A shame Christians have never PRACTICED
   it."
 
  Christianity is impossible to practice as advertised. This is a
  problem for
  Christians and everyone else who lives with them on this planet.
 
  A more reality based religion would have served Christians better.
 
  Joshua2
 
 
 A lot of the problem is that the New Testament doesn't contain anything like a
 complete set of instructions for being a Christian. It contains a hodge-podge
 of notes, memoirs, and letters, not to mention a totally confused book of
 religious science fiction. The Gospels are artificial constructs, based partly
 on a collection of the sayings of Jesus and partly on much later liturgy. The
 letters of Paul and the others deal for the most part with very specific
 problems at very specific times and places, and are only marginally relevant
 to the present day. The real core of the teachings appears, from hints in
 patristic writings, to have been passed *orally* to catechists; this secret
 teaching died out during the persecutions or was subtly altered to fit the new
 political reality as the underground movement became a church and then *the*
 Church. Now, with that said, the New Testament is still a deep, vibrant,
 challenging source of inspiration and wisdom. I honestly find something new in
 it each time I read it. But it just isn't an operating manual, and you will
 make a very great mistake if you try to turn it into one.

 Bob

 =

Very well stated sir.

J2

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