-Caveat Lector-
Clinton's 40th Anniversary
Bill and Hillary are now married 40 years. When they
first got married, Bill said, "I am putting a box under
the bed. You must promise never to look in it."
In all their 40 years of marriage, Hillary never
looked. However, on the afternoon of their 40th
anniversary, curiosity got the best of her, and she
lifted the lid and peeked inside. In the box were 3
empty beer cans and $1,874.25 in cash. She closed the
box and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew
what was in the box, she was doubly curious as to why.
That evening they were out for a special dinner. After
dinner Hillary could no longer contain her curiosity
and she confessed saying, "I am so sorry. For all these
years I kept my promise and never looked into the box
under our bed. However, today the temptation was too
much, and I gave in. But now I need to know why do you
keep the empty cans in the box?"
Bill thought for a while and said, "I guess after all
these years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I
was unfaithful to you I put an empty beer can in the
box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again."
Hillary was shocked, but said, "I am very disappointed
and saddened, but I guess after all those years away
from home on the road, temptation does happen and I
guess that 3 times is not that bad considering the
years."
They hugged and made their peace. A little while later
Hillary asked Bill, "Why do you have all that money in
the box?"
Bill answered, "Whenever the box filled with empty cans,
I cashed them in."
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