Well here we go the Saturday Night Civil Fight Riots - where is Jesse Ventura? Save your Confederate Money boys - the South Has Arisen.
"On Dec 13, Huck wrote:" [-------------------- text of forwarded message follows --------------------] I had to send this one along to a few amigos who I thought might appreciate it for the humor. Ken ----- Original Message ----- From: "spiker" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Tuesday, December 12, 2000 10:19 PM Subject: Jesse Jackson race riot schedule set > Source: > Detroit Free Press Forums > http://webx.freep.com/webx/cgi-bin/WebX?[EMAIL PROTECTED]^1@.ee9321d > > Jesse Jackson race riot schedule set > http://webx.freep.com/webx/cgi-bin/WebX?[EMAIL PROTECTED]^0@.ee9574f/0 > > 12:00 pm, Pancake breakfast. > > > 2:00 pm, Prayer meeting with Democratic Leaders. > > 2:15 pm, President Clinton throws out the ceremonial first brick, then > hightails his honky ass out of there. > > 2:16 pm, March on Selma, where ever Jackson decides it is today. > > 3:30 pm, First fire started at the White Supremacist restaurant Denny's. > > 4:00 pm, Eminem is disemboweledf for bringing whitey into the Rap music > scene, Kid Rock escapes unharmed. > > 4:30 pm, Free TV's because everyone knows the best way to show civil > unrest is to get yourself a free big screen. > > 7:00 pm, Network talking heads marvel at the amount of hatred being > displayed, wonder what could have stoked the flames so high. Briefly it > is suggested the media has to take some of the blame, but that notion is > quickly ignored. > > 8:30 pm, Al Gore addresses the nation, saying while he theoretically > disagrees with all violence in a protest, he once smashed a window and got > himself a 16 inch color TV in the real Selma during the 1967 riots. He > also noted the will of the people clearly shows more rioter's clearly > voted for Gore, and if he is appointed to President, he is sure a > bipartisan committee could end the violence. He then blamed Bush for not > conceding and forcing people into the street. > > 9:30 pm, Private Benjamin Smith, whose name appeared on the Drudge Report > as one of the military members whose ballot was thrown out, opens fire on > a crowd of TV carrying rioters with a M-16 rifle. Tom Daschle immediately > calls for a ban on automatic weapons in the military. Gore lawyers are > immediately on TV telling the public that Private Smith was indeed a Bush > supporter. > > 9:45 am, The Bush camp issues a press release blasting the Clinton > Administration for the current state of the military, noting Private Smith > fired 480 rounds in a crowded street and managed to shoot 4 buildings 3 > street lights, 4 parked cars and a mailbox. > > 10:00 pm, An NAACP ad runs during the commercial break showing Pearl > Harbor and linking G W Bush to the Japanese Leaders who bombed Pearl > Harbor. [------------------------- end of forwarded message ------------------------] -- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- RKBA! ***** Blessings On Thee, Oh Israel! ***** RKBA! ----------------+----------+--------------------------+--------------------- An _EFFECTIVE_ | Insured | All matter is vibration. | Let he who hath no weapon in every | by COLT; | -- Max Plank | weapon sell his hand = Freedom | DIAL | In the beginning was the | garment and buy a on every side! | 1911-A1. | word. -- The Bible | sword.--Jesus Christ ----------------+----------+--------------------------+--------------------- Constitutional Government is dead, LONG LIVE THE CONSTITUTION!!!!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------- eGroups Sponsor -------------------------~-~> Big News - eGroups is becoming Yahoo! Groups Click here for more details: http://click.egroups.com/1/10801/1/_/122670/_/976719886/ ---------------------------------------------------------------------_-> THIS SPACE FOR RENT For details, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] Please limit your postings to this list to 3 messages in any 24 hour period.****** Subscribe to SlickPlus and receive columns from some of the finest political writers on the net. Send an email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with the words JOIN PLUS in the subject. If you're more of a reader than a writer, you may want to receive the Slick-D DIGEST instead of individual emails. Send a blank email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To remove your address, send blank email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] No muss, no fuss. Have a great day :=(
