I like this.....plus Gore also played in the poppy fields too long, for that guy isn't too bright either.....he had a body guard when he went to war......I would like to teach all those guys to do a little side step when they see a bullet headed their way.....if I am going to lay me doon and dee for something, it will be something worth dying for....... Know anyone willingly who would lay themselvs doon and Dee for that bunch? Oh we do the little side step..... Colleen Jones, Chairman of the Board *International Order of the Irish Mafia* ************The Clan of Dan************* **DON'T TREAD ON ME YOU SOB**
In a message dated 02/03/2000 1:02:15 PM Eastern Standard Time, [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: << Omega Male Tom Adkins http://commonconservative.com/ Sit. Roll Over. Fetch. Good boy... I was flipping through channels the other night. I'm the Alpha male in my house, so I control the remote. I came across a Discovery Channel show on a wolf pack. How they lived, how they hunted, how they grew up, how they reared their young and all that cool stuff. The Alpha female ruled the pack, of course, a common arrangement in lower animal classes. The other females accepted their fate and resigned themselves to collectively rearing the young, and kept the pack intact. Then, the show focused on the males. There was the Alpha male. He was Mr. Big, and didn't take any crap from anyone. Then they showed the Beta male. He was always looking for a way to one-up the Alpha male, especially with the ladies. The Beta male was second place, but no slouch. The other wolves respected him. Then, something started bothering me. After all the grief we gave Al Gore about the Alpha/Beta male thing =85 well, none of this fits. Bill Clinton is obviously the Alpha male. He does whatever he wants, obeying no rules except those set by Alpha Female Hillary. (She keeps him in line with a strategically placed lampshade across the noggin once in a while, but accepts his behavior as the price for her pack status.) But Al Gore, the Beta male? A Beta male is supposed to keep the Alpha male on his toes. A good Alpha leaves few opportunities, and a good Beta takes advantage of the Alpha's mistakes. But wait a second. That's not Al Gore. The show then took a detour, featuring a scruffy, goofy wolf. He was the Omega, the disrespected lowest in the pack. All other wolves picked on him. He ate only scraps they left him. The Omega did whatever he was told, or he got a good bite in the ass from the other wolves. Suddenly, it hit me; Al gore is the Omega Male. It's actually an important job. The Omega must be willing to sell his soul to keep the pack intact. That sure fits Al Gore. Remember that tearful anti- cigarette epiphany at his sister's deathbed, while he was actually taking gobs of money from tobacco companies? Classic Omega. And remember wife Tipper's PMRC, founded to combat immoral entertainment and to censor the music industry? Gore shoved it aside when he sucked up to Hollywood fat cats for campaign bucks, and then defended a president who molested women and lied about it under oath. That is true Omega courage. And the Omega wolf does silly things to break tension within the pack. That certainly sounds like Gore. We chuckled when he got lost in a national park. We howled when he claimed the automobile was the greatest threat to humanity. Even hardened grumps fell on the floor laughing when Gore claimed he invented the Internet. We could hardly control ourselves when he ironically hired feminist Naomi Wolf to teach him the ways of an Alpha Male. Certainly, no sane Alpha would do this. Neither would a Beta. Only an Omega would bumble so hilariously. Think of it. Every time Gore had a chance to rise above the Alpha male, he rolled over and showed his belly. He could have refused to launder money at that Buddhist temple. He could have objected to the 900 FBI files. He missed a golden opportunity to one-up Clinton when America discovered he assaulted women, obstructed justice and lied under oath. And he stood passively when Clinton helped sell missile secrets to China in apparent exchange for 3 million illegal campaign bucks. These were silver-platter opportunities, offering Gore the perfect chance to show the American pack he was better than Clinton. If Gore had taken a stand at any point, Democrats would have abandoned their Alpha Molester and Gore might well be president. But he didn't. Because Gore isn't an Alpha. He's not even a Beta. He's a quivering, purebred 100% Omega Male. So why bring this up now, long after the "Alpha" story broke? Because the elections are only nine months away, and Democrats are about to offer an Omega male to lead the most powerful nation on earth. Someone who spent his last seven years on the sidelines of a real life Good versus Evil play. Someone who passively accepted a seriously flawed Alpha leader. Instead of taking a stand, he winced at the opportunity to lead. Gore knuckled under like a cowering, pure-bred Omega bottom- feeder. And he never so much as cleared his throat. Instead, Al Gore submissively did what he was told. Sit. Roll Over. Play dead. Good boy, Al. >>
