SkeptiNews 000512a - - - - - - - - - - - All The News That's Fit To Question
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* Several chupacabras were barbecued festively to produce this bulletin.
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@ USMC KC-130 prepares to crash suicidally into the Great Pyramid at
Giza, Egypt: http://dodimagery2.afis.osd.mil/LBOX/mini/185846.jpg
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# AREA 51 OR BUST! FRACAS! MIND-CONTROLLED CLONES! ANCIENT CANNIBALISM! SAB-
OTAGE! ALIENS! BEACONS! ENDLESS WIND! DISINFO! PLANETARY ALIGNMENT! BLACK
MAILBOX! CAMO DUDES! AREA51! FEAR FOR SAFETY!LOST IN TRACKLESS WILDERNESS!
JAMMED! CYCLOPEAN RUINS! OMINOUS TRANSMITTERS! GHOST TOWNS! CASTLE TOWER!
MINDCONTROL, ABDUCTIONS, GAMESMANSHIP! SURGING JET FIGHTERS! BLIZZARD!
ESCAPE? IMPLANT! http://www.sonic.net/~ric/adventure/may2k/may2k.htm
# SHAPE-SHIFTING ROBOTS - A droid for all seasons - No job is too unusual
for a breed of robots that reinvent themselves. IMAGINE an automaton
that can design itself, assemble itself and even kill itself. No, it's
not the liquid metal robot from Terminator 2--but this droid can certainly
build itself to perform a particular task, melt itself down and recycle
itself. Be very fearful: http://www.newscientist.com/nl/0513/droid.html
: Have you been menaced by protean aliens/robots/deities/agents lately? Have
they followed you through time space matter energy emotion? Have you
lived to tell the tale? Are you surrounded by shape-shifters? Are you sure?
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@ GUIDES, GAMES, JOURNALS: The UFOlogy Game -- If Death is a Game Then Here
Are The Rules -- THE BORG GAME: If Resistance Is Futile Then Here Are The
Rules -- If Alien Abduction is a Game Then Here Are The Rules -- THEOPOLY:
The Damnation Salvation Game -- If Paranormal Research is a Game Then
Here Are The Rules -- If Spontaneous Human Combustion is a Game Then
Here Are The Rules -- ASSASSINOPOLY: Termination With Extreme Prejudice
(in preparation) -- Care Feeding Of The Soul, If Any -- DOs DON'Ts for
DELICIOUS DEITIES -- How to Design Promote a Conspiracy Theory -- Start
Your Own Religion For Phun Prophet! -- CalCac: A Guide To The Cacti Of
California (in preparation) -- How To Wrap TinFoil Around Your Head To
Keep Mind-Control Rays From Beaming In -- How to Produce Perpetual Motion
Without Being Assassinated: http://www.sonic.net/~ric/go/index.htm
: Have you devised/developed/defeated any games lately? Have you changed the
rules? Is reality always changing the rules on you? Is this infuriating? Do
you wrap tinfoil around your head to keep the rules/radiation/rotifers out?
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# Carter ET investigation scuttled? Add to the reports and legends of
presidential experiences with UFO and ET issues a new book that describes
President Jimmy Carter's encounter with government cover-up. "Exopolitics"
reports that a White House study of extraterrestrial communication was
"secretly suppressed at the behest of Pentagon officials" in 1977-78.
The lousy swine: http://www.cosmiverse.com/paranormal051102.html
@ Official US Navy UFO FAQ: http://www.history.navy.mil/faqs/faq29-1.htm
@ CIA UFO Archive: http://www.foia.ucia.gov/scripts/popdoc.asp?docType=ufo
@ NSA UFO Archive: http://www.nsa.gov:8080/docs/efoia/released/ufo.html
@ FBI X-Files - Unusual Phenomena: http://foia.fbi.gov/unusual.htm
: Has your military/political/corporate/church/artistic organization suppre-
ssed any UFO studies lately? Did you need to exercise a lot of influence to
do so? How many chips did you call in? What favors did you owe afterward??
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# Chupacabras Attack More Farms in Chile: http://www.caus.org/pn051200.htm
# Louisiana Abduction? Or family squabble? http://www.caus.org/pc051100.htm
# N.Jersey Blue Lights - vice squad called: http://www.caus.org/mu051100.htm
# New York UFOs Dive into Ocean - Giuliani blamed: www.caus.org/mu051000.htm
# UFOS, BEAMS OF LIGHT- ARGENTINA: http://sightings.com/general/argentin.htm
@ Detecting UFO Neutrinos. (Lawrence Berkeley Lab) If you watch StarTrek,
you will note that they often do neutrino scans of objects, occasionally
they find that all the neutrinos are left-handed. If they are, then we'll
notice. http://aether.lbl.gov/www/projects/neutrino/UFO.html
@ Warp Drive, When? http://www.grc.nasa.gov/WWW/PAO/warp.htm
: Have you detected any UFOs/neutrinos/chupacabras/abductees/scams lately?
What's your favorite abnormal performance? Have you squabble with/over/for
any aliens lately? Are aliens more fun than dolphins? Are they attracted?
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# Public OKd for Stonehenge solstice. LONDON (AP) The public will be able to
greet the dawn of the millennium's 1st summer at the
