On Mon, Feb 17, 2020 at 01:14:13AM -0300, Punk-Stasi 2.0 wrote:
> On Sun, 16 Feb 2020 20:38:29 -0700
> Mirimir wrote:
>
> > On 02/15/2020 06:14 PM, Z.g the N.g wrote:
> >
> > [more of the same, albeit moderately funny]
> >
> > So hey, let's have a pol about Z.g's mindset.
> >
>
> his spam makes little sense unless one assumes he gets paid for linking
> zerohedge, dailystormer and a couple of russian sites.
You foggot to include the Babylon Bee. But sadly, this battle is truly lost
already (see below). My income stream has recently come to a screaching halt
:,( So sad!
Russians Declare Election Too Chaotic For Them To Successfully Interfere
https://babylonbee.com/news/russians-decide-election-too-chaotic-for-them-to-successfully-interfere
MOSCOW—The Russians were excited once again for a U.S. presidential
election in which they could interfere to sow division and discord, but their
excitement soon turned to dismay when they found an election already too
chaotic for them to follow.
“Everyone is ready to tear each other apart in the Democratic primary,”
commented Aleksei Teplov, a Russian hacker. “It seems like if we tried to add
any more chaos, it would just be a drop in the ocean.”
Teplov described how anytime they tried to get people to turn against each
other, it was always overshadowed by a grassroots campaign to do the same
thing. “And then there’s Trump,” Teplov added. “I mean, the guy is already so
unpredictable. I feel like I’m trying to smash things with a sledgehammer while
a tornado is around me ripping up buildings.”
Evil leader of Russia and interferer of elections, Vladamir Putin, agreed.
“In our wildest ambitions, we never would have tried to get a straight out
Communist to win the nomination in a major U.S. party,” Putin said. “I don’t
know how we’re supposed to interfere and add to that.” Putin hung his head
sadly. “It’s like people don’t even need a Russia anymore.”
