Come now. We don't need sarcasm here.
Let's just move along. Nothing to see here.
8-{)
...Joel
With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. - RFC 1925
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From: Martin Blackstone [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Tuesday, January 08, 2002 11:30 AM
To: Exchange
Sorry, but you forgot to add your Kelly Only disclaimer, so you can't make
any threats.
If, in the future, you want to send messages for only Kelly to read, you
should add the following:
Warning: This message was intended for Kelly only. Anyone else reading this
message will die.
Of course,
Only if you're in the Inner Circle, which you aren't because there isn't
one.
...Joel
PLEASE NOTE: Some Quantum Physics Theories Suggest That When the Reader Is
Not Directly Observing This Email, It May Cease to Exist or Will Exist Only
in a Vague and Undetermined State.
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Where does it mention Archiving on that page? It talks about deleting
attachements and reading the Archives, but nothing about archiving products
or procedures.
b.t.w. IMHO, 4.6 should be changed to say that Sybari and Trend are the de
facto standards. Seems like more and more folk around
that now that
they garbage up all the mail messages with banner ads.
Ed Crowley MCSE+Internet MVP
Tech Consultant
Compaq Computer Corporation (soon to be HP)
All your base are belong to us.
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From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On Behalf Of Osborn, Joel
Or what happens if they try through OWA?
...Joel
-Original Message-
From: Soysal, Serdar [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Thursday, November 01, 2001 1:50 PM
To: Exchange Discussions
Subject: RE: Blank emails
What happens when the user logs on to his mailbox on a different PC? You
As a matter of fact, they will.
http://help.yahoo.com/help/us/mail/context/context-36.html
Note: the Yahoo account needs to be set up to allow this option. The user
needs to go into Options, then select POP Access Forwarding
...Joel
-Original Message-
From: Ed Crowley [mailto:[EMAIL
o o o__ __oo o
|| | v\ |\|
/ \ \ / \\o / \
\oo/ \o/ o/ \o/ v\ \o/
v\ /v|__ _|/ | \ |
\/ | / \\o / \
\oo/ \o/\o/
Here's a less subtle one:
P
V::V V::VPP N:::N N::N
V::V V::VP::PP:P NN N::N
V::V V::VPP:P
Never though of troll from a fisherman's point of view (I'm more of a
shopper, than a fisher). I always thought it meant more like the Billy Goats
Gruff kind of troll:
http://www.sterlingtimes.co.uk/bill_goats_gruff.htm
...Joel
-Original Message-
From: Steve Hanna [mailto:[EMAIL
I'm sure he would.[1] 8-{)
...Joel
[1] Interesting that the secretary designate of the Secret Cabal doesn't
know enough about Exchange that he thought this would work.[2]
[2] Yes, I know he was kidding.[3]
[3] so am I, hence the bearded mustachioed smiley wearing glasses. [4]
[4] 8-{)
Boy, that would be a short book. More like a greeting card. 8-{)
...Jole
-Original Message-
From: Ed Crowley [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Thursday, October 25, 2001 2:05 AM
To: Exchange Discussions
Subject: Re: Exchange clustering
I'm planning my first book, Exchange Clusters:
I'm still having trouble seeing a disclaimer as a solution to this. Seems
like you need a popup that will appear BEFORE sending the mail. Not a
paragraph that will be added after the e-mail is composed and sent.
The message needs to get to the sender not the sendee.
Joel K. Osborn
Information
Pedro's had a fish chimichanga that was pretty good.
...Joel
I think that all right-thinking people in this country are sick and tired
of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with
being sick and tired. I'm certainly not! But I'm sick and tired of being
told that I
She turned me into a newt!
...Joel
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in a Vague and Undetermined State.
-Original Message-
From: Hunter, Lori [mailto:[EMAIL
The receive limit should always be set, high enough to not get in the way of
business function, but low enough to save a server from a crash in case of a
mail loop or malicious attack.
This is advice from Microsoft. And I think it makes a lot of sense. It would
have prevented a hard 3 day outage
He must not be ready to Kick It Up Another Notch!
Kicking It Up would involve swapping some pepperjack cheese for some of the
sharp cheddar, as well as garlic, onions and hot sauce, in addition to the
jalapenos.
...Joel
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Use mailbox manager with a size parameter.
Joel K. Osborn
Information Systems Technical Specialist
Wisconsin Department of Transportation
[EMAIL PROTECTED]
-Original Message-
From: Bauer, Mr. Rick [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Tuesday, October 02, 2001 3:29 PM
To: Exchange
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Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
-
-Original Message-
From: Osborn, Joel [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Tuesday, September 25, 2001 5:11 PM
To: Exchange Discussions
Subject: RE: Sircam Virus
Yea. It's still
You need to remove the keycaps first and put them in the silverware tray.
Then when you put it back together, you can go ahead and alphabetize the
keys, so you can find the one you want, instead of this ridiculous QWERTY
arrangement. 8-{)
...Joel Osborn
PLEASE NOTE: Some Quantum Physics
OK. Well, you could have him create a folder under his Mailbox and call if
Personal Folder. Then he would have his personal folder, but his mail
would still be stored on the mail server.
You wouldn't want to call it Personal Folders because that would imply
that it contained folders under it,
tigger needs
You 2 can rent this space if you need it.
-Original Message-
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] On Behalf Of Osborn, Joel
Sent: Tuesday, September 25, 2001 12:35 PM
To: Exchange Discussions
Subject: RE: anti-virus protection for Exchange server os
Ok good.. Back
Yes. Change the font to 8 or even 6 point before trying to lift. Also, use a
nice clean san serif font.
And under no condintions should you try to this lift if the font has been
changed ot Gil Sans Ultra Bold.
...Joel
PLEASE NOTE: Some Quantum Physics Theories Suggest That When the Reader Is
He did refer the question to you. He directed the clarification request to
fishbreath
A tech buddy is not necessarily reciprocal, so the answer is yes. Right,
fishbreath?
-Original Message-
From: Great Cthulhu Jones [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Tuesday, September 25, 2001 10:54
://www.ducont.com
-Original Message-
From: Osborn, Joel [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: 24 September 2001 17:21
To: Exchange Discussions
Subject: RE: MS Easybake Oven
You must like soggy crust.
Warm the oven to 350. Take the pizza out of the box and place
on a cookie
Tape them to the back of the stall doors in the bathroom. And over the
urinals in the men's room.
...Joel Osborn
-Original Message-
From: Tom Meunier [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Monday, September 24, 2001 6:55 PM
To: Exchange Discussions
Subject: RE: Rules Wizard
Every once in a
. Technical Consultant
Ducont.com FZ-LLC
Tel: + 971-4-3913000 Ext 237
Fax: +971-4-3913001
http://www.ducont.com
-Original Message-
From: Osborn, Joel [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: 24 September 2001 17:21
To: Exchange Discussions
Subject: RE: MS Easybake Oven
You must like
Ok good.. Back to getting my Arse kicked at Nintendo by my 5 year old..
Wish he would let me once and a while..
You want to kick your own Arse???
...Joel Osborn
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Not Directly Observing This Email, It May Cease to
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From: Osborn, Joel [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Thursday, September 20, 2001 3:32 PM
To: Exchange Discussions
Subject: RE: MS Easybake Oven
Ah! Just because all the best chefs are men, does not mean that all men are
the best chefs. It's a subset thing.
...Joel
-Original Message
That wouldn't be an AD MANAGEMENT class would it?
...Joel Osborn
How dare you use your constitutional right to question my contitutional
right to criticize your right to do away with my constitutional rights?
-Original Message-
From: Les Bessant [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent:
Microsoft Unix. Now with GREP Explorer and Visual Vi![1]
Joel K. Osborn
Information Systems Technical Specialist
Wisconsin Department of Transportation
[EMAIL PROTECTED]
[1]For those of you sarcastically impared, this is not an actual press
release. AFAIK Microsoft has no plans for either of
You're special enough to know that you can't do it with just Exchange out of
the box.
8-{)
Joel K. Osborn
Information Systems Technical Specialist
Wisconsin Department of Transportation
[EMAIL PROTECTED]
-Original Message-
From: Benjamin Winzenz [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent:
Anyone who thinks that thinks cooking is only for girls should watch Emeril
on FoodTV!
...Joel
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-Original Message-
From:
: MS Easybake Oven
Everyone knows all the best chefs are men.
Doug Hampshire
Iron Chef Hanji
-Original Message-
From: Osborn, Joel [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Thursday, September 20, 2001 8:46 AM
To: Exchange Discussions
Subject: RE: MS Easybake Oven
Anyone who thinks that thinks
You also need to restrict receive at nn+xx megabytes if you want the
mailboxes to quit growing.
Joel K. Osborn
Information Systems Technical Specialist
Wisconsin Department of Transportation
[EMAIL PROTECTED]
-Original Message-
From: Tom Meunier [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent:
And Lincoln has 2 l's that, if you put side by side, almost looks like...
...11 gasp
...Joel
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From:
No, but we do have the right to arm bears[1]
[1]or was that the other way around?!?
...Joel
How dare you use your constitutional right to question my contitutional
right to criticize your right to do away with my constitutional rights?
-Original Message-
From: Great Cthulhu Jones
Yeah. To get Ed's attention, use all caps.
In the subject and in the message text.
Unless. of course, you want a useful reply. In that case, DON'T SHOUT.[1]
...Joel
[1]Actually, we haven't see all caps shouting on this list for some time.
It's been quite nice.
-Original Message-
Ok . Where do you want the shrubbery? I'll have you know, I'm only bringing
the one, no matter what you change your name to.
...Joel
I think that all right-thinking people in this country are sick and tired
of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with
being sick
]]On Behalf Of Osborn, Joel
Sent: Thursday, September 13, 2001 6:20 AM
To: Exchange Discussions
Subject: RE: Staff Mail Lists Urgent
Yeah. To get Ed's attention, use all caps.
In the subject and in the message text.
Unless. of course, you want a useful reply. In that case, DON'T SHOUT.[1
sarcasm
Come on folks, a little respect. This is, after all the Brain Behind the
Intelligent Enterprise (from http://www.indbrain.com/)
/sarcasm
...Joel
-Original Message-
From: .DL Helpdesk [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Wednesday, September 12, 2001 4:30 AM
To: Exchange Discussions
Perhaps you could set each student up with an account on your mail server
and then document for them how to pop it off into Hotmail.
They'd still have to remember to click the Check other mail button (or
however hotmail does that), but they wouldn't have to sign on to a seperate
system.
Joel K.
In a migration situation, my Mailbox move rate is 1 margarita for every 100
mailboxes I move. This is in addition to my hourly rate. My boss usually
pays off at the end of the migration.
...Joel
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You have to use a .PST do do that. Preferably on a shared network drive.
8-{J
...Joel
How dare you use your constitutional right to question my contitutional
right to criticize your right to do away with my constitutional rights?
-Original Message-
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
*NOTE* We only ever restricted sending ability, Prohibiting receive
seems a bit silly to me...
We set a high prohibit receive to cut mail loops off at the pass, before our
log and/or datastore drives fill up.
Doesn't seem a bit silly to me
Joel K. Osborn
Information Systems Technical
Have you tried using Outlook Express with and IMAP4 connection to your
Exchange server. (Or any IMAP4/HTML compliant mail client)? I'm not sure
what that would prove, but more data is usually a good thing.
It is puzzling that IE can display HTML pages just fine, but Outlook can't.
I thought
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