There are times when you really can't deal with how crazy things have gotten by getting all serious about it, and trying to appeal to the intellect of people devoid of one or to the "better sides" of people who don't have them. In such times, humor and satire are really the only effective tools left to you.
"Do you suffer from SLUT (Sexually Liberated Uterine Tendencies? Now there's a treatment that can help." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtzqvqzBdUQ