Don't fall into the Seine on the way home. Just sayin'...  :-)

Testicle-biting fish found in Paris could be on way to UK
  [Grin a bear it ... the nasty end of a pacu]

THE Pacu, a fish dubbed the 'ball-cutter' because it has reportedly 
bitten off men's testicles, has been found in Paris and there are fears 
it could be making its way to the UK.

The small piranha-like fish was found in European waters for the first 
time in August with experts warning men to keep their trunks on if 
swimming in the Øresund channel between Denmark and Sweden.

Now the pacu has been found in the River Seine, The Paris Prefecture of 
Police newsletter revealed on Tuesday. Although officers were skeptical 
of the tropical catch, its human-like teeth marked the species as the 
feared 'testicle eating' pacu.

Fish expert Henrik Carl told the Local earlier in August: "The pacu is 
not normally dangerous to people but it has quite a serious bite. There 
have been incidents in other countries, such as Papua New Guinea where 
some men have had their testicles bitten off.

"They bite because they're hungry, and testicles sit nicely in their
mouth."

The pacu, a relative of the piranha that is commonly found around the 
Amazon, can grow to up to 90cm and weigh in at a staggering 25kg. 
Fishermen in South America attacked by the pacu have reportedly bled to 
death after losing their testicles in the fish's vicious teeth.

The fish are found in most rivers in the Amazon and Orinoco basins in 
South America and have also been spotted in Papua New Guinea, where they
are believed to have been introduced in order to boost fish stocks.


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