>From heardinnewyork.com (thanks to Turq): Faith Means Waiting for Gods Who Never Come
Professor: C'mon, people, we've all done it. It's called a hand job. The priestess gave the statue a hand job every morning to keep the world going. Student: Um, how did she know when the statue finished? Professor: Well... I guess... when the sun came up. --Religion and Love class, Hunter College Overheard by: LH