____________________________________ From: lm...@cornell.edu To: wle...@aol.com CC: mcjun...@msn.com, leejew...@aol.com, moulenb...@hotmail.com Sent: 5/18/2010 3:55:28 P.M. Eastern Daylight Time Subj: Fwd: A Laughable Menu
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu... ¶ Tourist: $5.00 ¶ Broiled Missionary: $10.00 ¶ Fried Explorer: $15.00 ¶ Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00 The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the politicians?" The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."
