[FairfieldLife] Fwd: Before You Put Your Camel to Bed

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Hilarious !!!

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> From: lhaws <lha...@verizon.net>
> Date: August 27, 2016 at 6:48:41 PM EDT
> To: Undisclosed recipients: ;
> Subject: Fwd: Fw: Before You Put Your Camel to Bed
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> Before You Put Your Camel to Bed 
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> Jiggs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster, speaking in Ontario, says:  "I 
> am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another mosque 
> being built in Toronto.  I think it should be the goal of every Canadian to 
> be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs.  Thus the mosque should be 
> allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.” 
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> "That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the 
> mosque; thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque.  We could call 
> one of the clubs, which would be gay, The Turban Cowboy, and the other, a 
> topless bar, would be called You Mecca Me Hot.” 
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> "Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to 
> that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called Iraq of Ribs.” 
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> “Across the street there could be a lingerie store called Victoria Keeps 
> Nothing Secret, with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods, and on 
> the other side a liquor store called Morehammered.” 
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> "All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand 
> of us.” 
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> Yes we should promote tolerance, and you can do your part by passing this on. 
>  And if you are not laughing or smiling at this point,  it is either past 
> your bedtime, or it’s midnight at the oasis and time to put your camel to 
> bed. 
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