Excellent joke
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From: DON LOOS <l.donaldl...@gmail.com>
To: don loos <l.donaldl...@gmail.com>
Sent: Wed, Oct 7, 2015 6:01 pm
Subject: Fw: Fwd: Fw: Coffee with Jesus (EXCELLENT!!)
A Republican in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one
afternoon and asked the
waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican
looked across the
restaurant and asked "Is that Jesus sitting over
there?"
The waitress nodded "yes!" So, the
Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup
of coffee, on him.
The next patron to come in was a Libertarian, with a hunched
back. He shuffled over to a
booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a
cup of hot
tea. He also glanced across the restaurant
and asked, "Is that
Jesus, over there?"
The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give
Jesus a cup of hot tea,
"My treat."
The third patron to come into the restaurant, was a Democrat
on crutches. He
hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey
there honey!
How's about getting me a cold mug of Miller
Light!" He too looked across the
restaurant and asked, "Isn't that God's
boy over there?"
The waitress nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give
Jesus a cold beer.
"On my bill," he said loudly so everyone in the
restaurant could hear.
As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican,
touched him and said, "For
your kindness, you are healed." The Republican
felt the strength come back
into his legs, got up and began to praise the Lord.
Jesus passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said,
"For your kindness, you are
healed." The Libertarian felt his back
straightening up, he raised
his hands and he, too, began to praise the Lord.
Then, Jesus walked, with a huge smile on his face, towards
the Democrat. The
Democrat jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch
me....... I'm on disability."
For Those Who Understand, no explanation is necessary.
For Those Who Do Not Understand, no explanation is possible.
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