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questioning the Democrat Senators to determine their qualifications for Public office?
Just imagine matching the IQs of the Senators and the Judges!The questions might go like this.............................Judge Alito (JA): "Senator Kennedy, I see from your official resume
that you attended Harvard University..."Senator Kennedy (SK): "Yes, your honor, I certainly did."JA: "Did you graduate?"SK: "Your honor, I respectfully ask that you not pry into my
personal life..."JA: "Is it not true that you were expelled from Harvard for
violating the honor code, to wit, you hired someone to take an exam for
you?"SK: "Mr. Chairman, I want to go on record that I disagree with this
line of questioning. I ask the chair to order the Judge from asking
questions about my private matters.."Senator Specter, Chairman of the Judiciary Committee:& nbsp; "Answer the
Judge's questions. He answered all of yours.."JA: "Senator Kennedy, we have on hand a transcript of the session of
the university's honor council attesting to your fraudulent examination
and subsequent expulsion from the university..."SK: "I have had all I can take of this line of unreasonable
questioning. I am going to ask Al Gore how he managed to keep his early
departure from Vanderbilt University Divinity School away from the eyes of
you religious nuts..."JA: "Wait, Senator Kennedy, I want to ask you about the 26 phone
calls you made from a motel room the night Mary Jo Kopecne drowned in your
car at Chappaquidik, when you said you were asleep all night..." [
Kennedy flees the hearing room ]Senator Specter: "Chief Justice Roberts [CJR] will now interrogate
Senator Biden [SB}, Democrat of Delaware..."CJR: "Senator Biden, is it not true that you were expelled from law
school for plagiarizing another student's work?"SB: "Wait, Ted, I am going with you..." [ Biden flees the hearing
room ]Senator Specter: "Judge Alito will now interrogate Senator
Feinstein, Democrat of California..."JA: "Senator Feinstein [SF], why did you vote for the former Grand
Kleagle of the Ku Klux Klan of West Virginia [Robert Byrd] to be the
Democrat Senate Majority Leader in 1986, 1988, 1990, and 1992?"SF: "Wait, boys, I am going with you..." [Feinstein flees the
hearing room ]
[ end of hearing ]
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