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From: Logan McK. Cheek III <lm...@cornell.edu>
To: Bill Fogle <bill.fo...@cox.net>
Sent: Wed, Jul 19, 2017 1:27 pm
Subject: Fwd: Fw: World's Funniest Book Report
World’s Funniest Book Report
The students at a local college were assigned to read two books, "Titanic" and
"My Life" by Bill Clinton, and to write book reports.
One student turned in the following book report; with the proposition that they
were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this
report.
Titanic: Cost = $29.99
Clinton: Cost = $29.99
Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read
Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent
catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent
catastrophe.
Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill
Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose’s dress gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica's
Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let’s not go there.
Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: Monica is forced to return her gifts.
Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton doesn’t remember anything.
Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: Monica.. Ooh, let’s not go there, either.
Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary; basically the same thing.
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William Leed wle...@aol.com [FairfieldLife] Wed, 19 Jul 2017 12:33:33 -0700
