There's nothing like good satire in the morning:
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/obama-reassures-foreign-tourists-no-other-american-man-is-this-horrible
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/obama-reassures-foreign-tourists-no-other-american-man-is-this-horrible
I love this guy.
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-threatens-to-skip-remaining-debates-if-hillary-is-there
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-threatens-to-skip-remaining-debates-if-hillary-is-there