"Nothing has happened to Skelmersdale yet, it's still sitting there in the miserable northern rain and waiting for someone to build a new town a few miles to the east to mitigate the appalling 2 minute sunrise delay they are experiencing."
Now hang on here a minute Sal! I am very surprised the TMO Brit National Leader (whomever that is) has not grabbed native son Russel Brand to lead a fund raising effort to get the millionaires and billionaires of Merrye Olde Englande to pour their hard inherited shillings into a fund to create that perfect vastu town. I mean, if they did there would be no crime, no sickness, no one would stub their toes leaving home since there would be no accidents, all relationships would be saatvicc and blissful, everyone would have plenty of money, the guv'ment would save a few quid by not having to pay for any health care since no one would be sick. I mean it would seem to potentially be the greatest weapon in the TMO's arsenal of public relations to get everyone in the world to buy into TM and all its programs! What's the hold up?!? Let's start the fundraising now, every shilling helps!
