Press Release to all media outlets. Today in the sublime atmosphere of coherence Dr Bevan Morris, the Prime Minister of the Global Country of World Peace, surrounded by all the Rajas of the dominions of the whole world in a 10 hour presentation broadcast by satellite and the internet, hailed the victory of President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad as a shining example of the rise of collective consciousness throughout the world.
"This performance of fixing the election that everyone thought was lost is a supreme example of the power of our coherence creating groups to counteract the negativity produced by democratic elections" He explained. "Furthermore Iran has a great tradition going back to Vedic times of maintaining governments in harmony with Natural Law. The disgusting spectacle of allowing ordinary people, even women, to have a say in the running of a country has no place in the rising Sat Yuga. This victory is only to be expected as the rise of collective consciousness created by our powerful groups of Vedic pundits casts aside the corrupt democracies of the world" His speech was greeted with rapturous applause by the assembled Rajas and court attendants, flowers rained from the sky and celestial drums could be heard along with ringing Bells of Invincibility. "This great victory of the Divine Rulership of President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is yet another example of the Rise of Perfection in World Politics and Economy (see http://www.prnewswire.co.uk/cgi/news/release?id=49377)" Dr Morris claimed. "If the wealthy people of the world would just give us $10 billion we could totally transform politics and lead everyone back to harmony with Natural Law under my supreme rulership. Send money now" Ends
