Your making the word "pussy" synonymous with "brothel", leads me to assume you always pay for "it". Makes sense. I guess that's why a year's rent up front is out of the question, huh? Those hard earned Euros are earmarked for "a man's needs". Hey, let's wrestle instead.:-)
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb <no_reply@...> wrote: > > Packed up my stuff this morning and moved from one Airbnb apartment to > the next, getting to see it and leave my suitcase there before I > officially move in on Sunday. I've been Airbnb-ing it here because I'd > forgotten what a nightmare it is trying to rent an apartment in Paris if > you're not French...landlords and real estate people think nothing of > demanding a full year's rent in advance, and that's just not going to > happen. > > So I've been doing the Airbnb thang, renting different apartments for > 1-2 week periods. It's actually been fun, because I've gotten to live in > several different neighborhoods and thus get a feel for what it would be > like to live there long-term. > > Anyway, the only reason for this rap is that the latest one is a real > find -- it's large, spacious (a rarity in itself in Paris) and has a > private garden (a *remarkable* rarity in Paris). I look forward to > spending the next couple of weeks being able to have my coffee and > croissants there instead of a cafe, and being able to kick back in the > garden on these warm Spring nights. > > Also, this latest apartment comes with built-in pussy. > > No, I haven't followed in the footsteps of Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec and > moved into a brothel. (Although I would in a heartbeat if such a housing > opportunity was made available to me.) It's just that this apartment > comes with a cat. > > It's a nice cat, and used to being on its own most of the time, so my > cat-sitting duties will be minimal. It'll actually be nice to have some > company as I enjoy the garden. > > That's all. Nothing more to see here...move along. Just another morning > in My Kinda Paradise... >
