[FairfieldLife] Re: If it's in Sanskrit it must be true request
Barry, Very funny pick up lines. Here's a few for the women. The most righteous pranam during a full moon doesn't take a back seat to your nice buns. Your rasayana for the smell of sweat on a hot male body is working on my olfactory bulb. Is that a lingum in your pocket or are you just feeling blissful? Slick abhayanga, Dude. --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB no_re...@... wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, cardemaister no_reply@ wrote: I guess almost everybody knows that 'parame vyoman' according to Maharishi means 'beyond aakaasha'? I didn't know that before I listened to http://www.spiritualregeneration.org/audios/1959_Glow.mp3 Mea culpa. Unlike Card and almost everybody I lack your familiarity with Sanskrit. However, having noticed the reverence for Sanskrit that many have, and the way that they automatically assume that anything said in Sanskrit is not only true but Truth of the highest order, and pretty much synonymous with the word of God, I am hoping that some of the Sanskrit scholars here can help me. I am starting to meet more people around here who are or have been involved in Eastern spirituality. I have noticed that many of them *also* have the same reverence for Sanskrit that TMers have, and tend to assume that If it's in Sanskrit, it must be true. So, because my Spanish is still weak, my plan is to memorize a few phrases in Sanskrit that I can use when I meet these spiritually-minded seekers. I hope someone can provide me with translations of the following common phrases to help me out. If you do, I promise to memorize them faithfully and try to pronounce them correctly. Thanks in advance. 1. I know you've been told before that you are beautiful, but I once vacationed in Brahmaloka and happened to see the goddess Lakshmi stepping out of her bath, and you are *much* hotter than she is. 2. Your aura is as pure as moonlight reflecting off a new snowfall in the high Himalayas. You have great breasts, too. 3. I am not from here. I am a Hindu God in dis- guise, here to search for a woman to marry and take back with me to rule Brahmaloka by my side. 4. I do not wish to brag, but when Shiva saw my lingam he had to undergo several months of intense psychiatric therapy to get his Self- confidence back. 5. None of those other goddesses meant a thing to me, baby. It's always been you...only you.
Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: If it's in Sanskrit it must be true request
I had a very spacey friend on a course once who claimed he must be entering a higher state of consciousness because he was hearing sanskrit at times when certain people spoke to him. When I asked him what he heard, he repeated the stock phrases that all TMer's know. I had to burst his bubble, unfortunately, when I suggested that maybe they actually where repeating those particular well worn phrases and it had nothing to do with his consciousness. --- On Mon, 1/19/09, raunchydog raunchy...@yahoo.com wrote: From: raunchydog raunchy...@yahoo.com Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: If it's in Sanskrit it must be true request To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com Date: Monday, January 19, 2009, 9:31 AM Barry, Very funny pick up lines. Here's a few for the women. The most righteous pranam during a full moon doesn't take a back seat to your nice buns. Your rasayana for the smell of sweat on a hot male body is working on my olfactory bulb. Is that a lingum in your pocket or are you just feeling blissful? Slick abhayanga, Dude. --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB no_re...@... wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, cardemaister no_reply@ wrote: I guess almost everybody knows that 'parame vyoman' according to Maharishi means 'beyond aakaasha'? I didn't know that before I listened to http://www.spiritualregeneration.org/audios/1959_Glow.mp3 Mea culpa. Unlike Card and almost everybody I lack your familiarity with Sanskrit. However, having noticed the reverence for Sanskrit that many have, and the way that they automatically assume that anything said in Sanskrit is not only true but Truth of the highest order, and pretty much synonymous with the word of God, I am hoping that some of the Sanskrit scholars here can help me. I am starting to meet more people around here who are or have been involved in Eastern spirituality. I have noticed that many of them *also* have the same reverence for Sanskrit that TMers have, and tend to assume that If it's in Sanskrit, it must be true. So, because my Spanish is still weak, my plan is to memorize a few phrases in Sanskrit that I can use when I meet these spiritually-minded seekers. I hope someone can provide me with translations of the following common phrases to help me out. If you do, I promise to memorize them faithfully and try to pronounce them correctly. Thanks in advance. 1. I know you've been told before that you are beautiful, but I once vacationed in Brahmaloka and happened to see the goddess Lakshmi stepping out of her bath, and you are *much* hotter than she is. 2. Your aura is as pure as moonlight reflecting off a new snowfall in the high Himalayas. You have great breasts, too. 3. I am not from here. I am a Hindu God in dis- guise, here to search for a woman to marry and take back with me to rule Brahmaloka by my side. 4. I do not wish to brag, but when Shiva saw my lingam he had to undergo several months of intense psychiatric therapy to get his Self- confidence back. 5. None of those other goddesses meant a thing to me, baby. It's always been you...only you. To subscribe, send a message to: fairfieldlife-subscr...@yahoogroups.com Or go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ and click 'Join This Group!'Yahoo! Groups Links
[FairfieldLife] Re: If it's in Sanskrit it must be true request
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Peter drpetersutp...@... wrote: I had a very spacey friend on a course once who claimed he must be entering a higher state of consciousness because he was hearing sanskrit at times when certain people spoke to him. When I asked him what he heard, he repeated the stock phrases that all TMer's know. I had to burst his bubble, unfortunately, when I suggested that maybe they actually where repeating those particular well worn phrases and it had nothing to do with his consciousness. On the other hand, Pete, what if he really *was* hearing Sanskrit, and it was some goddess or god from Brahmaloka using lines like mine and Raunchy's, and trying to pick him up? Think of the quandary this situation would create. If it's a god or a goddess trying to hit on you, do you go for it immediately and thus look easy and like some kind of spiritual slut, or do you hold out until the second or third date...maybe dinner and a nice bottle of soma, and risk the god or goddess losing interest? :-) --- On Mon, 1/19/09, raunchydog raunchy...@... wrote: From: raunchydog raunchy...@... Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: If it's in Sanskrit it must be true request To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com Date: Monday, January 19, 2009, 9:31 AM Barry, Very funny pick up lines. Here's a few for the women. The most righteous pranam during a full moon doesn't take a back seat to your nice buns. Your rasayana for the smell of sweat on a hot male body is working on my olfactory bulb. Is that a lingum in your pocket or are you just feeling blissful? Slick abhayanga, Dude. --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB no_reply@ wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, cardemaister no_reply@ wrote: I guess almost everybody knows that 'parame vyoman' according to Maharishi means 'beyond aakaasha'? I didn't know that before I listened to http://www.spiritualregeneration.org/audios/1959_Glow.mp3 Mea culpa. Unlike Card and almost everybody I lack your familiarity with Sanskrit. However, having noticed the reverence for Sanskrit that many have, and the way that they automatically assume that anything said in Sanskrit is not only true but Truth of the highest order, and pretty much synonymous with the word of God, I am hoping that some of the Sanskrit scholars here can help me. I am starting to meet more people around here who are or have been involved in Eastern spirituality. I have noticed that many of them *also* have the same reverence for Sanskrit that TMers have, and tend to assume that If it's in Sanskrit, it must be true. So, because my Spanish is still weak, my plan is to memorize a few phrases in Sanskrit that I can use when I meet these spiritually-minded seekers. I hope someone can provide me with translations of the following common phrases to help me out. If you do, I promise to memorize them faithfully and try to pronounce them correctly. Thanks in advance. 1. I know you've been told before that you are beautiful, but I once vacationed in Brahmaloka and happened to see the goddess Lakshmi stepping out of her bath, and you are *much* hotter than she is. 2. Your aura is as pure as moonlight reflecting off a new snowfall in the high Himalayas. You have great breasts, too. 3. I am not from here. I am a Hindu God in dis- guise, here to search for a woman to marry and take back with me to rule Brahmaloka by my side. 4. I do not wish to brag, but when Shiva saw my lingam he had to undergo several months of intense psychiatric therapy to get his Self- confidence back. 5. None of those other goddesses meant a thing to me, baby. It's always been you...only you. To subscribe, send a message to: fairfieldlife-subscr...@yahoogroups.com Or go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ and click 'Join This Group!'Yahoo! Groups Links
[FairfieldLife] Re: If it's in Sanskrit it must be true request
Heyam Burstabubblam Anagatam Avert the bubble that has not yet to burst. --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Peter drpetersutp...@... wrote: I had a very spacey friend on a course once who claimed he must be entering a higher state of consciousness because he was hearing sanskrit at times when certain people spoke to him. When I asked him what he heard, he repeated the stock phrases that all TMer's know. I had to burst his bubble, unfortunately, when I suggested that maybe they actually where repeating those particular well worn phrases and it had nothing to do with his consciousness. --- On Mon, 1/19/09, raunchydog raunchy...@... wrote: From: raunchydog raunchy...@... Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: If it's in Sanskrit it must be true request To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com Date: Monday, January 19, 2009, 9:31 AM Barry, Very funny pick up lines. Here's a few for the women. The most righteous pranam during a full moon doesn't take a back seat to your nice buns. Your rasayana for the smell of sweat on a hot male body is working on my olfactory bulb. Is that a lingum in your pocket or are you just feeling blissful? Slick abhayanga, Dude. --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB no_reply@ wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, cardemaister no_reply@ wrote: I guess almost everybody knows that 'parame vyoman' according to Maharishi means 'beyond aakaasha'? I didn't know that before I listened to http://www.spiritualregeneration.org/audios/1959_Glow.mp3 Mea culpa. Unlike Card and almost everybody I lack your familiarity with Sanskrit. However, having noticed the reverence for Sanskrit that many have, and the way that they automatically assume that anything said in Sanskrit is not only true but Truth of the highest order, and pretty much synonymous with the word of God, I am hoping that some of the Sanskrit scholars here can help me. I am starting to meet more people around here who are or have been involved in Eastern spirituality. I have noticed that many of them *also* have the same reverence for Sanskrit that TMers have, and tend to assume that If it's in Sanskrit, it must be true. So, because my Spanish is still weak, my plan is to memorize a few phrases in Sanskrit that I can use when I meet these spiritually-minded seekers. I hope someone can provide me with translations of the following common phrases to help me out. If you do, I promise to memorize them faithfully and try to pronounce them correctly. Thanks in advance. 1. I know you've been told before that you are beautiful, but I once vacationed in Brahmaloka and happened to see the goddess Lakshmi stepping out of her bath, and you are *much* hotter than she is. 2. Your aura is as pure as moonlight reflecting off a new snowfall in the high Himalayas. You have great breasts, too. 3. I am not from here. I am a Hindu God in dis- guise, here to search for a woman to marry and take back with me to rule Brahmaloka by my side. 4. I do not wish to brag, but when Shiva saw my lingam he had to undergo several months of intense psychiatric therapy to get his Self- confidence back. 5. None of those other goddesses meant a thing to me, baby. It's always been you...only you. To subscribe, send a message to: fairfieldlife-subscr...@yahoogroups.com Or go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ and click 'Join This Group!'Yahoo! Groups Links
Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: If it's in Sanskrit it must be true request
Yogasthah Poo Poo Karmani United thru anal sex, perform action. On Jan 19, 2009, at 10:24 AM, Paul Mason wrote: Heyam Burstabubblam Anagatam Avert the bubble that has not yet to burst.
Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: If it's in Sanskrit it must be true request
On Mon, Jan 19, 2009 at 12:29 PM, Vaj vajradh...@earthlink.net wrote: Yogasthah Poo Poo Karmani United thru anal sex, perform action. On Jan 19, 2009, at 10:24 AM, Paul Mason wrote: Heyam Burstabubblam Anagatam Avert the bubble that has not yet to burst. Dude, I'm deciding whether or not I want to go to Oaxaca to get over the frigid Fairfield. Oaxaca has wonderful chocolate and fabulous mole. I love mole. So perhaps we can change this to Yogasthah Mole Karmani?
[FairfieldLife] Re: If it's in Sanskrit it must be true request
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Vaj vajradh...@... wrote: Yogasthah Poo Poo Karmani United thru anal sex, perform action. The language of Vaj; a Buddhists with all his chakras in perfect balance.
Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: If it's in Sanskrit it must be true request
On Mon, Jan 19, 2009 at 2:00 PM, nablusoss1008 no_re...@yahoogroups.comwrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Vaj vajradh...@... wrote: Yogasthah Poo Poo Karmani United thru anal sex, perform action. The language of Vaj; a Buddhists with all his chakras in perfect balance. And may God bless and keep him for it. Lord knows I am suffering (not) immensely from the kundalini that flows through me.
