[FairfieldLife] Re: UK: Wankers needed

2008-11-12 Thread TurquoiseB
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, bob_brigante [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

 http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/12/health/12sperm.html

Time for US aid to those backwards Brits again.

Send them a boatload of Sarah Palin blow-up dolls
and the problem is solved.

You could throw in a few thousand copies of 
Terminatrix: The Sarah Palin Chronicles to put
in the wanking...uh, I mean waiting...rooms as
well. Lots of photos. Signed. Just the thing to
get those Brits'...uh...spirit up again.

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[FairfieldLife] Re: UK: Wankers needed

2008-11-12 Thread uns_tressor
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, bob_brigante no_reply@ wrote:
 
  http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/12/health/12sperm.html
 
 Time for US aid to those backwards Brits again.
 
 Send them a boatload of Sarah Palin blow-up dolls
 and the problem is solved.

The problem is that we are too tired after jetting over
the pond to give your wives and girlfriends a thoroughly
good seeing to.
Uns.



[FairfieldLife] Re: UK: Wankers needed

2008-11-12 Thread bob_brigante
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, uns_tressor [EMAIL PROTECTED] 
wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB no_reply@ wrote:
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, bob_brigante no_reply@ 
wrote:
  
   http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/12/health/12sperm.html
  
  Time for US aid to those backwards Brits again.
  
  Send them a boatload of Sarah Palin blow-up dolls
  and the problem is solved.
 


 The problem is that we are too tired after jetting over
 the pond to give your wives and girlfriends a thoroughly
 good seeing to.
 Uns.





Your fatigue is probably due those wonky veggies you lot are eating:

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/13/world/europe/13food.html