[FairfieldLife] Re: Want a personal relationship with Jesus?
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Seraphita s3raphita@... wrote: Well, here's your chance. A man claiming to be Jesus is gaining followers and causing concern among cult experts in Australia. Former IT specialist Alan John Miller, or AJ as he prefers to be known, runs a religious movement known as the Divine Truth. Mr Miller claims that not only is he Christ, but his partner, Australian Mary Luck, is in fact Mary Magdalene, who according to the Bible was present at the crucifixion. He said, I have very clear memories of the crucifixion, but it wasn't as harrowing for me as it was for others like Mary who was present. When you are one with God you are not in a state of fear, and you have quite good control over your body's sensations and the level of pain that you absorb from your body. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKIkbN39XQ0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKIkbN39XQ0 (Maharishi always denied that Jesus suffered at all.) Another Jim Jones!, this time in Australia, taking advantage of emotionally fragile people looking for hope and something to believe in.
[FairfieldLife] Re: Want a personal relationship with Jesus?
There's also a Pastor Quiboloy in the Philippines who claims to be the Appointed Son of God. He now has an international following of his message. So, take you pick. --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Seraphita s3raphita@... wrote: Well, here's your chance. A man claiming to be Jesus is gaining followers and causing concern among cult experts in Australia. Former IT specialist Alan John Miller, or AJ as he prefers to be known, runs a religious movement known as the Divine Truth. Mr Miller claims that not only is he Christ, but his partner, Australian Mary Luck, is in fact Mary Magdalene, who according to the Bible was present at the crucifixion. He said, I have very clear memories of the crucifixion, but it wasn't as harrowing for me as it was for others like Mary who was present. When you are one with God you are not in a state of fear, and you have quite good control over your body's sensations and the level of pain that you absorb from your body. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKIkbN39XQ0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKIkbN39XQ0 (Maharishi always denied that Jesus suffered at all.)
Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Want a personal relationship with Jesus?
loving the 'son of God' is a fantasy. Jesus saves no one. The 'Sun of God' is another matter! --- On Fri, 31/5/13, John jr_...@yahoo.com wrote: There's also a Pastor Quiboloy in the Philippines who claims to be the Appointed Son of God. He now has an international following of his message. So, take you pick. --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Seraphita s3raphita@... wrote: Well, here's your chance. A man claiming to be Jesus is gaining followers and causing concern among cult experts in Australia. Former IT specialist Alan John Miller, or AJ as he prefers to be known, runs a religious movement known as the Divine Truth. Mr Miller claims that not only is he Christ, but his partner, Australian Mary Luck, is in fact Mary Magdalene, who according to the Bible was present at the crucifixion. He said, I have very clear memories of the crucifixion, but it wasn't as harrowing for me as it was for others like Mary who was present. When you are one with God you are not in a state of fear, and you have quite good control over your body's sensations and the level of pain that you absorb from your body. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKIkbN39XQ0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKIkbN39XQ0 (Maharishi always denied that Jesus suffered at all.)
[FairfieldLife] Re: Want a personal relationship with Jesus?
There's also Vissarion (the Jesus of Siberia), a cult leader who looks like Jesus and claims to be the voice of God. What lengths guys will go to to get themselves laid . . . http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2Cv5hZfOmk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2Cv5hZfOmk
[FairfieldLife] Re: Want a personal relationship with Jesus?
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Seraphita s3raphita@... wrote: There's also Vissarion (the Jesus of Siberia), a cult leader who looks like Jesus and claims to be the voice of God. What lengths guys will go to to get themselves laid . . . http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2Cv5hZfOmk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2Cv5hZfOmk Two million hits, good PR for the Russian Christ, he's way much cooler, really in character too! Clearly it's the Shangri-La of Russia, sort of a 'heaven on earth' without the Siddhis.:-)
[FairfieldLife] Re: Want a personal relationship with Jesus?
No, I do not.
[FairfieldLife] Re: Want a personal relationship with Jesus?
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, wgm4u no_reply@... wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Seraphita s3raphita@ wrote: There's also Vissarion (the Jesus of Siberia), a cult leader who looks like Jesus and claims to be the voice of God. What lengths guys will go to to get themselves laid . . . http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2Cv5hZfOmk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2Cv5hZfOmk Two million hits, good PR for the Russian Christ, he's way much cooler, really in character too! Clearly it's the Shangri-La of Russia, sort of a 'heaven on earth' without the Siddhis.:-) Jesus prolly learned some siddhis in India. Those siddhis most likely originate from the shamanic traditions of Siberia. Some Uralic (Samoyedic and Finno-Ugric) people still might have living shamanic traditions. Finnish sailors were often called sorcerers in the 17th century and so on...
[FairfieldLife] Re: Want a personal relationship with Jesus?
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, card cardemaister@... wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, wgm4u no_reply@ wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Seraphita s3raphita@ wrote: There's also Vissarion (the Jesus of Siberia), a cult leader who looks like Jesus and claims to be the voice of God. What lengths guys will go to to get themselves laid . . . http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2Cv5hZfOmk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2Cv5hZfOmk Two million hits, good PR for the Russian Christ, he's way much cooler, really in character too! Clearly it's the Shangri-La of Russia, sort of a 'heaven on earth' without the Siddhis.:-) Jesus prolly learned some siddhis in India. Those siddhis most likely originate from the shamanic traditions of Siberia. Some Uralic (Samoyedic and Finno-Ugric) people still might have living shamanic traditions. Finnish sailors were often called sorcerers in the 17th century and so on... The shamanic sage Vainamoinen (Väinämöinen), hero of the Kalevala (kalevara in Sanskrit = body; Kalevala is thought by some to be an allegory of the human body) uses the power of wordr against the young bully Youkahainen (Joukahainen): Angry then grew Wainamoinen, Wrathful waxed, and fiercely frowning, Self-composed he broke his silence, And began his wondrous singing. Sang he not the tales of childhood, Children's nonsense, wit of women, Sang he rather bearded heroes, That the children never heard of, That the boys and maidens knew not Known but half by bride and bridegroom, Known in part by many heroes, In these mournful days of evil, Evil times our race befallen. Grandly sang wise Wainamoinen, Till the copper-bearing mountains, And the flinty rocks and ledges Heard his magic tones and trembled; Mountain cliffs were torn to pieces, All the ocean heaved and tumbled; And the distant hills re-echoed. Lo! the boastful Youkahainen Is transfixed in silent wonder, And his sledge with golden trimmings Floats like brushwood on the billows; Sings his braces into reed-grass, Sings his reins to twigs of willow, And to shrubs his golden cross-bench. Lo! his birch-whip, pearl-enameled, Floats a reed upon the border; Lo! his steed with golden forehead, Stands a statue on the waters; Hames and traces are as fir-boughs, And his collar, straw and sea-grass. Still the minstrel sings enchantment, Sings his sword with golden handle, Sings it into gleam of lightning, Hangs it in the sky above him; Sings his cross-bow, gaily painted, To a rainbow o'er the ocean; Sings his quick and feathered arrows Into hawks and screaming eagles; Sings his dog with bended muzzle, Into block of stone beside him; Sings his cap from off his forehead, Sings it into wreaths of vapor; From his hands he sings his gauntlets Into rushes on the waters; Sings his vesture, purple-colored, Into white clouds in the heavens; Sings his girdle, set with jewels, Into twinkling stars around him; And alas! for Youkahainen, Sings him into deeps of quick-sand; Ever deeper, deeper, deeper, In his torture, sinks the wizard, To his belt in mud and water. Now it was that Youkahainen Comprehended but too clearly What his folly, what the end was, Of the journey he had ventured, Vainly he had undertaken For the glory of a contest With the grand, old Wainamoinen. -- Me: Let's not forget, oh dear people the final words of Vainamoinen: As the years passed Wainamoinen Recognized his waning powers, Empty-handed, heavy-hearted, Sang his farewell song to Northland, To the people of Wainola; Sang himself a boat of copper, Beautiful his bark of magic; At the helm sat the magician, Sat the ancient wisdom-singer. Westward, westward, sailed the hero O'er the blue-back of the waters, Singing as he left Wainola, This his plaintive song and echo: Suns may rise and set in Suomi [ = Finland in Finnish], Rise and set for generations, When the North will learn my teachings, Will recall my wisdom-sayings, Hungry for the true religion. Then will Suomi need my coming, Watch for me at dawn of morning, That I may bring back the Sampo, Bring anew the harp of joyance, Bring again the golden moonlight, Bring again the silver sunshine, Peace and plenty to the Northland. Thus the ancient Wainamoinen, In his copper-banded vessel, Left his tribe in Kalevala, Sailing o'er the rolling billows, Sailing through the azure vapors, Sailing through the dusk of evening, Sailing to the fiery sunset, To the higher-landed regions, To the lower verge of heaven; Quickly gained the far horizon, Gained the purple-colored harbor. There his bark be firmly anchored, Rested in his boat of copper; But be left his harp of magic, Left his songs and wisdom-sayings, To the lasting joy of Suomi. ...
[FairfieldLife] Re: Want a personal relationship with Jesus?
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Xenophaneros Anartaxius anartaxius@... wrote: No, I do not. Personally, I'm kinda disappointed that the dude's had to resort to cyberdating.
[FairfieldLife] Re: Want a personal relationship with Jesus?
It's said that according to DNA studies, about 60 percent
of Finnish men nowadaze are descendants of Siberian mammoth
hunter.
It never before occurred to me that how on earth was it possible
to kill mammoths those daze, thousands of years ago, without
using some kinda sorcery, i.e. tantric siddhis!! (Is there
a siddhi called 'maraNa', or rather 'maaraNa' or somesuch??) LoL and
go figger!
maraNa n. = {mara}; {-NaM kR} to die.
2 mAraNa n. killing, slaughter, murder (w. {prAp} suffer death); N. of a
cert. magical ceremony a mythical weapon.
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, card cardemaister@... wrote:
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, card cardemaister@ wrote:
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, wgm4u no_reply@ wrote:
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Seraphita s3raphita@ wrote:
There's also Vissarion (the Jesus of Siberia), a cult leader who looks
like Jesus and claims to be the voice of God.
What lengths guys will go to to get themselves laid . . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2Cv5hZfOmk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2Cv5hZfOmk
Two million hits, good PR for the Russian Christ, he's way much cooler,
really in character too! Clearly it's the Shangri-La of Russia, sort of a
'heaven on earth' without the Siddhis.:-)
Jesus prolly learned some siddhis in India. Those siddhis
most likely originate from the shamanic traditions of Siberia.
Some Uralic (Samoyedic and Finno-Ugric) people still might
have living shamanic traditions.
Finnish sailors were often called sorcerers in the 17th century
and so on...
The shamanic sage Vainamoinen (Väinämöinen), hero of the Kalevala (kalevara
in Sanskrit = body; Kalevala is thought by some to
be an allegory of the human body) uses the power of wordr against the young
bully Youkahainen (Joukahainen):
Angry then grew Wainamoinen,
Wrathful waxed, and fiercely frowning,
Self-composed he broke his silence,
And began his wondrous singing.
Sang he not the tales of childhood,
Children's nonsense, wit of women,
Sang he rather bearded heroes,
That the children never heard of,
That the boys and maidens knew not
Known but half by bride and bridegroom,
Known in part by many heroes,
In these mournful days of evil,
Evil times our race befallen.
Grandly sang wise Wainamoinen,
Till the copper-bearing mountains,
And the flinty rocks and ledges
Heard his magic tones and trembled;
Mountain cliffs were torn to pieces,
All the ocean heaved and tumbled;
And the distant hills re-echoed.
Lo! the boastful Youkahainen
Is transfixed in silent wonder,
And his sledge with golden trimmings
Floats like brushwood on the billows;
Sings his braces into reed-grass,
Sings his reins to twigs of willow,
And to shrubs his golden cross-bench.
Lo! his birch-whip, pearl-enameled,
Floats a reed upon the border;
Lo! his steed with golden forehead,
Stands a statue on the waters;
Hames and traces are as fir-boughs,
And his collar, straw and sea-grass.
Still the minstrel sings enchantment,
Sings his sword with golden handle,
Sings it into gleam of lightning,
Hangs it in the sky above him;
Sings his cross-bow, gaily painted,
To a rainbow o'er the ocean;
Sings his quick and feathered arrows
Into hawks and screaming eagles;
Sings his dog with bended muzzle,
Into block of stone beside him;
Sings his cap from off his forehead,
Sings it into wreaths of vapor;
From his hands he sings his gauntlets
Into rushes on the waters;
Sings his vesture, purple-colored,
Into white clouds in the heavens;
Sings his girdle, set with jewels,
Into twinkling stars around him;
And alas! for Youkahainen,
Sings him into deeps of quick-sand;
Ever deeper, deeper, deeper,
In his torture, sinks the wizard,
To his belt in mud and water.
Now it was that Youkahainen
Comprehended but too clearly
What his folly, what the end was,
Of the journey he had ventured,
Vainly he had undertaken
For the glory of a contest
With the grand, old Wainamoinen.
--
Me: Let's not forget, oh dear people
the final words of Vainamoinen:
As the years passed Wainamoinen
Recognized his waning powers,
Empty-handed, heavy-hearted,
Sang his farewell song to Northland,
To the people of Wainola;
Sang himself a boat of copper,
Beautiful his bark of magic;
At the helm sat the magician,
Sat the ancient wisdom-singer.
Westward, westward, sailed the hero
O'er the blue-back of the waters,
Singing as he left Wainola,
This his plaintive song and echo:
Suns may rise and set in Suomi [ = Finland in Finnish],
Rise and set for generations,
When the North will learn my teachings,
Will recall my wisdom-sayings,
Hungry for the true religion.
Then will Suomi need my coming,
Watch for me at dawn of morning,
That I may bring back the Sampo,
Bring anew the harp of joyance,
Bring again the golden moonlight,
Bring again the silver sunshine,
Peace
[FairfieldLife] Re: Want a personal relationship with Jesus?
That was hilarious. The Onion couldn't have done better. --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Seraphita s3raphita@... wrote: Well, here's your chance. A man claiming to be Jesus is gaining followers and causing concern among cult experts in Australia. Former IT specialist Alan John Miller, or AJ as he prefers to be known, runs a religious movement known as the Divine Truth. Mr Miller claims that not only is he Christ, but his partner, Australian Mary Luck, is in fact Mary Magdalene, who according to the Bible was present at the crucifixion. He said, I have very clear memories of the crucifixion, but it wasn't as harrowing for me as it was for others like Mary who was present. When you are one with God you are not in a state of fear, and you have quite good control over your body's sensations and the level of pain that you absorb from your body. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKIkbN39XQ0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKIkbN39XQ0 (Maharishi always denied that Jesus suffered at all.)
