Have you heard the one about the hayseed going into a bar?
A hayseed cowboy driving a pickup truck goes into a bar with a bucket of manure in one hand, a pistol in his right hand, and a cat on his left shoulder. Orders a drink. Then another. And another. All of a sudden, the hayseed cowboy puts the bucket up on the bar, draws his gun, and shoots the bucket - shit flies all over the place! The cat jumps down and runs like hell out the door, with the cowboy running after it. Next night, the hick cowboy walks into the bar and orders a drink. The bartender says: "This one's on the house if you tell me what's up with the bucket and that cat." The hayseed says: "Well, I always wanted to drive down to a bar and shoot the shit and chase some pussy like you guys!" LoL! On 9/25/2013 2:32 AM, turquoiseb wrote:
Two old women -- one in her 60s, the other in her 70s -- walk into a bar. They stride up to the bar and announce, "We're here for the Dick-Size Contest...when does it start?" The bartender says, "Oh, you must be looking for Fairfield Life. It's round the corner. This is a bar."
