...but also for others here who appreciate language, and the mysterious effects it has on us as human beings. I know that Curtis will appreciate this, given his forays into NLP and the uses of language to manipulate, but others who view writing as an artform and not just a way to flap their literary jaws may appreciate it as well. There are some good tips here for how to write for the Internet, if any are interested in such things.
http://lifehacker.com/5993267/the-psychology-of-language-why-are-some-words-more-persuasive-than-others