...read this excellently-researched strip by The Oatmeal first. Even
when it starts getting a little too depressing for you, finding out who
Christopher Columbus *really* was and what he did, keep reading to the
end. Because then you'll want to change the name of the Federal holiday
to Bartolomé
Wait until you find out who discovered Europe - I think his first name
was Neumann - not sure what his last name was.
From what I've read, you feel quite at home over there. Good for you.
Do us a favor over here - don't come back - we've got enough liberals
over here already. Just stay over
