[FairfieldLife] Shit

2014-11-05 Thread awoelfleba...@yahoo.com [FairfieldLife]




[FairfieldLife] Shit Native New Yorkers Say

2012-01-29 Thread turquoiseb
I remember back when I first moved to New York -- and from 
California, which is pretty much Zorba's full catastrophe. 
In my first week there, learning that I was a NYC Newbie, a
woman in a bar told me two jokes that she introduced by saying
that they'd help me understand where I was. Both turned out 
to be prophetic.

In the first joke, a guy is walking down a busy New York street
and someone stops him and says, Hey Buddy...you got a minute?
Guy barely breaks stride, and says, Yeah, but I'm using it!

The second joke was explaining the difference between New York
and California. In California, the women say 'Fuck me, Fuck me.'
In New York, they say 'Fuck you.' 

Anyway, this collection of Things Said On The Streets Of New
York struck me as funny. Actual or artificial, spontaneous
or scripted...doesn't matter. Just as with the two jokes, it 
captures the mindset. 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/28/shit-native-new-yorkers-say_n_1239143.html





[FairfieldLife] Shit New Age Girls Say

2012-01-14 Thread turquoiseb
Forwarded without comment:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOavbyDKSi0





[FairfieldLife] Shit Yogis Say

2012-01-14 Thread Rick Archer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMC1_RH_b3k



[FairfieldLife] Shit, shinola...hmmm...which is which?

2011-03-10 Thread turquoiseb
I couldn't help but notice the Thoreau-like simplicity and humility of
the Dalai Lama's recent announcement, and mentally compare both the
message and the layout of the Web page to TMO pronouncements on their
Websites. Compare and contrast the following pages, and do the feel
test as to which one seems to reflect qualities you'd associate with
compassion, egolessness, and what it might be like to be a fairly human
human being, and which one...uh...you'd not associate with those
qualities so much.

The Dalai Lama's recent announcement of his intention to step down as
political leader of Tibet-In-Exile, in favor of free elections:
http://dalailama.com/news/post/655-statement-of-his-holiness-the-dalai-l\
ama-on-the-52nd-anniversary-of-the-tibetan-national-uprising-day
http://dalailama.com/news/post/655-statement-of-his-holiness-the-dalai-\
lama-on-the-52nd-anniversary-of-the-tibetan-national-uprising-day

Couldn't find a similar announcement by Da King...yet, but here's what
his pronouncements look and feel like:
http://www.vedicknowledge.com/nader.html
http://www.vedicknowledge.com/nader.html

Which personality seems more about ego and which feels more about
egolessness? Which site uses designers with a color sense that could be
described as 'subtle' and 'appropriate' and which hires designers whose
work would be considered 'gaudy' in kindergarten classes? Which speaks
in clear, plain English and which speaks in buzzwords that no one other
than a pre-brainwashed elite would understand? Which seems in touch with
the real world and which does not? Which uses language that seems to
indicate that he cares about the people he leads and for all people, and
which does not? Which is shinola and which is the real shit? You decide.
Statement of His Holiness the Dalai Lama on the 52nd Anniversary of the
Tibetan National Uprising Day
March 10th 2011

Today marks the 52nd anniversary of the Tibetan people's peaceful
uprising of 1959 against Communist China's repression in the Tibetan
capital Lhasa, and the third anniversary of the non-violent
demonstrations that took place across Tibet in 2008. On this occasion, I
would like to pay tribute to and pray for those brave men and women who
sacrificed their lives for the just cause of Tibet. I express my
solidarity with those who continue to suffer repression and pray for the
well-being of all sentient beings.

For more than sixty years, Tibetans, despite being deprived of freedom
and living in fear and insecurity, have been able to maintain their
unique Tibetan identity and cultural values. More consequentially,
successive new generations, who have no experience of free Tibet, have
courageously taken responsibility in advancing the cause of Tibet. This
is admirable, for they exemplify the strength of Tibetan resilience.

This Earth belongs to humanity and the People's Republic of China
(PRC) belongs to its 1.3 billion citizens, who have the right to know
the truth about the state of affairs in their country and the world at
large. If citizens are fully informed, they have the ability to
distinguish right from wrong. Censorship and the restriction of
information violate basic human decency. For instance, China's
leaders consider the communist ideology and its policies to be correct.
If this were so, these policies should be made public with confidence
and open to scrutiny.

China, with the world's largest population, is an emerging world
power and I admire the economic development it has made. It also has
huge potential to contribute to human progress and world peace. But to
do that, China must earn the international community's respect and
trust. In order to earn such respect China's leaders must develop
greater transparency, their actions corresponding to their words. To
ensure this, freedom of expression and freedom of the press are
essential. Similarly, transparency in governance can help check
corruption. In recent years, China has seen an increasing number of
intellectuals calling for political reform and greater openness. Premier
Wen Jiabao has also expressed support for these concerns. These are
significant indications and I welcome them.

The PRC is a country comprising many nationalities, enriched by a
diversity of languages and cultures. Protection of the language and
culture of each nationality is a policy of the PRC, which is clearly
spelt out in its constitution. Tibetan is the only language to preserve
the entire range of the Buddha's teachings, including the texts on
logic and theories of knowledge (epistemology), which we inherited from
India's Nalanda University. This is a system of knowledge governed
by reason and logic that has the potential to contribute to the peace
and happiness of all beings. Therefore, the policy of undermining such a
culture, instead of protecting and developing it, will in the long run
amount to the destruction of humanity's common heritage.

The Chinese government frequently states that stability and development
in Tibet is the 

Re: [FairfieldLife] Shit, shinola...hmmm...which is which?

2011-03-10 Thread Vaj


On Mar 10, 2011, at 4:10 AM, turquoiseb wrote:

I couldn't help but notice the Thoreau-like simplicity and humility  
of the Dalai Lama's recent announcement, and mentally compare both  
the message and the layout of the Web page to TMO pronouncements  
on their Websites. Compare and contrast the following pages, and do  
the feel test as to which one seems to reflect qualities you'd  
associate with compassion, egolessness, and what it might be like  
to be a fairly human human being, and which one...uh...you'd not  
associate with those qualities so much.


The Dalai Lama's recent announcement of his intention to step down  
as political leader of Tibet-In-Exile, in favor of free elections:
http://dalailama.com/news/post/655-statement-of-his-holiness-the- 
dalai-lama-on-the-52nd-anniversary-of-the-tibetan-national-uprising- 
day


Couldn't find a similar announcement by Da King...yet, but here's  
what his pronouncements look and feel like:

http://www.vedicknowledge.com/nader.html

Which personality seems more about ego and which feels more about  
egolessness? Which site uses designers with a color sense that  
could be described as 'subtle' and 'appropriate' and which hires  
designers whose work would be considered 'gaudy' in kindergarten  
classes? Which speaks in clear, plain English and which speaks in  
buzzwords that no one other than a pre-brainwashed elite would  
understand? Which seems in touch with the real world and which does  
not? Which uses language that seems to indicate that he cares about  
the people he leads and for all people, and which does not? Which  
is shinola and which is the real shit? You decide.



It used to be meditation consumers looking for a meditation method to  
chill with would look at what was out there and the most prominent  
contender, with glossy brochures and faux-research was TM, front and  
foremost, ready to sell.


Now that's changing. TM has largely been exposed for what it is,  
along with it's founder.


I recently changed physicians (old one is retiring) and picked a new  
one trained under Andrew Weil and an expert in Integrative Medicine.  
She passed on to me a number of recommendations, including the  
current integrative prescription for meditation. Part and parcel of  
that prescription is the now established fact that more compassionate  
minds are healthier for themselves and those around them. Less heart  
problems and a host of other benefits. TM is sometimes mentioned but  
is towards the bottom of the list. And I suspect modern meditation  
consumers will see right through the sattvic paste-on smile of the TM  
dweeb selling them their mantra with a load of quantum crapola.


Consider the following list, from my physician:

Practitioners of meditation may experience the following effects:

Increased sense of self-determination and freedom, instead of feeling  
like a passive victim [i.e. unlike long-term TM followers]
Less focus on self (own desires and needs) in exchange for enhanced  
love and compassion for others [less narcissistic rather than more  
narcisisstic]
Deepening of spiritual life and religious experience [No need to  
relinquish your own life for a mythical but superior Vedic lifestyle].
With time and persistent practice, release of negative habits of  
grasping, desire, aversion, anger, and fear [beyond end of world fear  
scenarios]
Feeling of oneness and connection increasing in frequency and  
duration [actual expansion of consciousness rather than nurturing  
delusions and psychological disorders]


Allocentric meditation is in, narcissistic meditation methods and  
groups are passe. The world depends on it. TM, is on it's way out.






[FairfieldLife] Shit-eaters Inc (Re: FFL used to be such an intelligent ... )

2007-03-02 Thread peterklutz

TB - I did not expect a reply. 

Now that I have one, a tome the size of the Old Testament I don't need
to read.

Why?

The length of your reply makes me realize I just perfected my art of
shadba marma, i.e. how to kill an enemy by delivering sounds that goes
to work on certain of his (or hers) esoteric nerve centers - in your
case the muscles controlling your lower abdomen.

You may not have realized it, but you are dying from literal diarrhea.

The only known cure to this condition is to re-digest your shiite,
hoping that there's is left some nourishment in the brown stuff you're
chewing on. 

Doing so shouldnät be a problem - looking at your postings so far, I
give the impression of having actualyl acquired a taste for human
chocolate.


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

 Replying, but out of sequence:
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, peterklutz peterklutz@ wrote:
 
  Before the adrenaline-surge hits your brain this time, 
  and your hands attack your keyboard, do yourself a favor 
  and presuppose that this post is written in earnest and 
  then internalize it.
 
 Peter, in all honesty when I read your post I wasn't
 planning to reply AT ALL until I got to this last part,
 and realized that you desperately WANTED a reply. Then I 
 remembered that you had actually replied to a post of
 mine yesterday without acting like a crazy, and realized
 that I owed you one, so here goes...a reply to the only
 things in your post I can possibly think of a reply to:
 
  Reflections:
  
  (1) Like everything else in the non-absolute reality of life, 
  your argument works both ways - and may just as equally be 
  applied to you and Vaj. In my view more appropriately so 
  because you and Vaj usually strike first.
 
 An interesting point. I cannot speak for Vaj, but
 my suggestion to you is to do a search of my posts
 for the last few months (say since the beginning of
 the year) and repost here the ones in which I directly 
 attack Maharishi, TM, TMers as a group (as opposed to 
 individual TMers I might criticize as nut cases 
 because...uh...they're acting like nut cases), etc.
 
 It is my perception that many on this forum who 
 keep posting that all Barry does is attack these
 things are living in their own minds and in the past.
 
 That said, I readily admit to striking first 
 against *individual* posters here who, in my opinion,
 are acting in a manner that reflects badly not only 
 on TM and that tradition, but on ALL spiritual trad-
 itions. Sometimes I strike first by taunting them
 and pushing their buttons, SO THAT they will react by
 going a little crazy and revealing to even more people
 the extent of their craziness. At other times I strike
 first by poking fun at these individuals -- laughing
 uproariously at them and inviting others here to join
 in the laughter. I do this SO THAT more people *will*
 laugh at these people, and in the hope that someday a
 few of them might learn to laugh at themselves.
 
  What is meant by strike first?
  
  There is a principle in the martial arts, that whoever 
  strikes first loses. Because to strike at another takes 
  you off your center, re-your imbalance, and opens you up. 
 
 With all due respect, it sounds as if you have read 
 more about the martial arts than you have practiced 
 them. Anyone who believes that to strike (or strike
 first) one has to go off balance just hasn't spent
 much time in a dojo or on the contest mats.
 
  The impulse that pushes you to take action, to strike 
  out at another, takes you down the path of a specific 
  energy, a specific possibility - and takes you out of 
  the place of all possibilities. 
 
 So you're saying that by choosing one possibility (the
 path, for example, of poking fun at someone silly so
 that others will laugh at them...definitely a form of
 attack), one has been taken out of the place of all
 possibilities? Well, Ok, I guess, but one could make
 the case that by choosing *any* possibility one has
 *equally* taken oneself out of the place of all
 possibilities. Only by remaining as inactive as a
 turnip can one choose no specific possibility from the
 pool of all possibilities.
 
  A master warrior knows that as soon as you feel that 
  desire come up, and then yield to it and let it turn
  into action, you've already lost.
  
  Found at: 
  
  http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/message/108709
 
 Oh. No WONDER you're confused. You're basing your view
 of what martial arts is about on the writings of Michael
 Dean Goodman. Well duh. What's HE going to do as a 
 martial artist -- TALK you to death? A guy comes up to
 him in a bar and starts to pick a fight and in response
 Michael sits down and writes out a 7,000-word essay and
 flings it at him? :-)
 
  (2) The only way to truly externalize this dance between 
  object, subject and the process of their mutual cognition/
  interaction (during which they tint and transform each other, 
  which you