[FairfieldLife] FFL CLassified Ads [was Re: Post Count Fri 16-Aug-13 00:15:06 UTC]

2013-08-18 Thread doctordumbass
Very Cool! Solves the X-ray specs question! I remember two novelty items I had, 
though neither was purchased from the back of a comic book. One was what looked 
like a machine for rolling cigarettes, where a blank piece of paper the size 
of a dollar bill was concealed inside. I'd ask someone for a dollar, saying I'd 
smooth it out for them - out would come plain paper instead! The other one was 
an Uncle Fester lightbulb, from the Addams Family show. I'd put it in my mouth, 
with a penny on my tongue (no worries about choking hazards back then), and the 
lightbulb would light up! 

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Seraphita s3raphita@... wrote:

 Mail-Order Mysteries: Real Stuff from Old Comic Book Ads!
 Doc, you might want to check out this book. Click the link, then click
 on the Look Inside option and scroll down. This is a real Aladdin's cave
 of the sort of tacky products that fired the imaginations of
 impressionable kids back in the day. It also shows the reality of what
 gullible buyers actually ended up with. I'm going to have to order a
 copy!
 http://www.amazon.com/Mail-Order-Mysteries-Real-Stuff-Comic/dp/160887026\
 X
 http://www.amazon.com/Mail-Order-Mysteries-Real-Stuff-Comic/dp/16088702\
 6X
 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, doctordumbass@  wrote:
 
  I always wanted the Sea Monkeys, or the X-Ray glasses.
 





[FairfieldLife] FFL CLassified Ads [was Re: Post Count Fri 16-Aug-13 00:15:06 UTC]

2013-08-18 Thread Ann

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, doctordumbass@...  wrote:

 Very Cool! Solves the X-ray specs question! I remember two novelty
items I had, though neither was purchased from the back of a comic book.
One was what looked like a machine for rolling cigarettes, where a
blank piece of paper the size of a dollar bill was concealed inside. I'd
ask someone for a dollar, saying I'd smooth it out for them - out would
come plain paper instead! The other one was an Uncle Fester lightbulb,
from the Addams Family show. I'd put it in my mouth, with a penny on my
tongue (no worries about choking hazards back then), and the lightbulb
would light up!
What a kid you are, I love it.
I too, was an avid comic book reader as a kid. We were living in Germany
at the time (1966-1969) and I could only get US comics from the PX down
near Frankfurt so they were a bit hard to come by as we lived north of
that. I don't even remember why my mom was allowed to shop there as we
weren't military but I had my special stacks of comics in my wardrobe
(no closets in the German houses back then) and I, too, thought
longingly of those sea monkeys, the X ray specs and a few other goodies
but knew that ordering them from the States would have been a bigger
deal than if I lived in the US, plus, some little part of me figured
these things were not all they were cracked up to be and I would be
disappointed.
I also loved those Addams Family cartoons, so morbid and dark and the
illustrations were fabulous. I always had a fascination for the macabre
and still do, so they appealed to me very much as a kid.







 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Seraphita s3raphita@ wrote:
 
  Mail-Order Mysteries: Real Stuff from Old Comic Book Ads!
  Doc, you might want to check out this book. Click the link, then
click
  on the Look Inside option and scroll down. This is a real Aladdin's
cave
  of the sort of tacky products that fired the imaginations of
  impressionable kids back in the day. It also shows the reality of
what
  gullible buyers actually ended up with. I'm going to have to order a
  copy!
 
http://www.amazon.com/Mail-Order-Mysteries-Real-Stuff-Comic/dp/160887026\
\
  X
6X
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, doctordumbass@  wrote:
  
   I always wanted the Sea Monkeys, or the X-Ray glasses.
  
 




Re: [FairfieldLife] FFL CLassified Ads [was Re: Post Count Fri 16-Aug-13 00:15:06 UTC]

2013-08-18 Thread Share Long
When I was a kid and visited Granny Long in Upper Marlboro, MD (yes, home of 
Marlboro cigarettes), she'd take me to the local Woolworth's and allow me to 
buy a dollars worth of comics to read while she took an afternoon nap. 
Agonizing choices! Some of the super hero comics were 10 cents so if I got a 
bunch of them, it meant less moola for Casper the Friendly Ghost, etc.


Never heard of that trick before, Doc. Giggling imagining you with a lit 
lightbulb in your mouth (-:



 From: doctordumb...@rocketmail.com doctordumb...@rocketmail.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Sunday, August 18, 2013 8:34 AM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] FFL CLassified Ads [was Re: Post Count Fri 16-Aug-13 
00:15:06 UTC]
 


  
Very Cool! Solves the X-ray specs question! I remember two novelty items I had, 
though neither was purchased from the back of a comic book. One was what looked 
like a machine for rolling cigarettes, where a blank piece of paper the size 
of a dollar bill was concealed inside. I'd ask someone for a dollar, saying I'd 
smooth it out for them - out would come plain paper instead! The other one was 
an Uncle Fester lightbulb, from the Addams Family show. I'd put it in my mouth, 
with a penny on my tongue (no worries about choking hazards back then), and the 
lightbulb would light up! 

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Seraphita s3raphita@... wrote:

 Mail-Order Mysteries: Real Stuff from Old Comic Book Ads!
 Doc, you might want to check out this book. Click the link, then click
 on the Look Inside option and scroll down. This is a real Aladdin's cave
 of the sort of tacky products that fired the imaginations of
 impressionable kids back in the day. It also shows the reality of what
 gullible buyers actually ended up with. I'm going to have to order a
 copy!
 http://www.amazon.com/Mail-Order-Mysteries-Real-Stuff-Comic/dp/160887026\
 X
 http://www.amazon.com/Mail-Order-Mysteries-Real-Stuff-Comic/dp/16088702\
 6X
 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, doctordumbass@  wrote:
 
  I always wanted the Sea Monkeys, or the X-Ray glasses.
 



 

[FairfieldLife] FFL CLassified Ads [was Re: Post Count Fri 16-Aug-13 00:15:06 UTC]

2013-08-18 Thread doctordumbass
I'm not growing older, I'm growing better!, he said, admiring his reflection 
in the mirror - pink polo with collar turned up, white belt, and shoes, khakis, 
no sideburns, and Ray-Bans. bitchin', let's disco, he thought confidently, 
the crooning of Barry White issuing from the living room. Remote controlled 
drapes, penthouse, white shag carpet throughout, scotch and soda, stripper 
pole, the works.

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ann awoelflebater@... wrote:

 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, doctordumbass@  wrote:
 
  Very Cool! Solves the X-ray specs question! I remember two novelty
 items I had, though neither was purchased from the back of a comic book.
 One was what looked like a machine for rolling cigarettes, where a
 blank piece of paper the size of a dollar bill was concealed inside. I'd
 ask someone for a dollar, saying I'd smooth it out for them - out would
 come plain paper instead! The other one was an Uncle Fester lightbulb,
 from the Addams Family show. I'd put it in my mouth, with a penny on my
 tongue (no worries about choking hazards back then), and the lightbulb
 would light up!
 What a kid you are, I love it.
 I too, was an avid comic book reader as a kid. We were living in Germany
 at the time (1966-1969) and I could only get US comics from the PX down
 near Frankfurt so they were a bit hard to come by as we lived north of
 that. I don't even remember why my mom was allowed to shop there as we
 weren't military but I had my special stacks of comics in my wardrobe
 (no closets in the German houses back then) and I, too, thought
 longingly of those sea monkeys, the X ray specs and a few other goodies
 but knew that ordering them from the States would have been a bigger
 deal than if I lived in the US, plus, some little part of me figured
 these things were not all they were cracked up to be and I would be
 disappointed.
 I also loved those Addams Family cartoons, so morbid and dark and the
 illustrations were fabulous. I always had a fascination for the macabre
 and still do, so they appealed to me very much as a kid.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Seraphita s3raphita@ wrote:
  
   Mail-Order Mysteries: Real Stuff from Old Comic Book Ads!
   Doc, you might want to check out this book. Click the link, then
 click
   on the Look Inside option and scroll down. This is a real Aladdin's
 cave
   of the sort of tacky products that fired the imaginations of
   impressionable kids back in the day. It also shows the reality of
 what
   gullible buyers actually ended up with. I'm going to have to order a
   copy!
  
 http://www.amazon.com/Mail-Order-Mysteries-Real-Stuff-Comic/dp/160887026\
 \
   X
 6X
  
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, doctordumbass@  wrote:
   
I always wanted the Sea Monkeys, or the X-Ray glasses.
   
  
 





[FairfieldLife] FFL CLassified Ads [was Re: Post Count Fri 16-Aug-13 00:15:06 UTC]

2013-08-18 Thread Ann

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, doctordumbass@...  wrote:

 I'm not growing older, I'm growing better!, he said, admiring his
reflection in the mirror - pink polo with collar turned up, white belt,
and shoes, khakis, no sideburns, and Ray-Bans. bitchin', let's disco,
he thought confidently, the crooning of Barry White issuing from the
living room. Remote controlled drapes, penthouse, white shag carpet
throughout, scotch and soda, stripper pole, the works.

.






 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ann awoelflebater@ wrote:
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, doctordumbass@  wrote:
  
   Very Cool! Solves the X-ray specs question! I remember two novelty
  items I had, though neither was purchased from the back of a comic
book.
  One was what looked like a machine for rolling cigarettes, where a
  blank piece of paper the size of a dollar bill was concealed inside.
I'd
  ask someone for a dollar, saying I'd smooth it out for them - out
would
  come plain paper instead! The other one was an Uncle Fester
lightbulb,
  from the Addams Family show. I'd put it in my mouth, with a penny on
my
  tongue (no worries about choking hazards back then), and the
lightbulb
  would light up!
  What a kid you are, I love it.
  I too, was an avid comic book reader as a kid. We were living in
Germany
  at the time (1966-1969) and I could only get US comics from the PX
down
  near Frankfurt so they were a bit hard to come by as we lived north
of
  that. I don't even remember why my mom was allowed to shop there as
we
  weren't military but I had my special stacks of comics in my
wardrobe
  (no closets in the German houses back then) and I, too, thought
  longingly of those sea monkeys, the X ray specs and a few other
goodies
  but knew that ordering them from the States would have been a bigger
  deal than if I lived in the US, plus, some little part of me figured
  these things were not all they were cracked up to be and I would be
  disappointed.
  I also loved those Addams Family cartoons, so morbid and dark and
the
  illustrations were fabulous. I always had a fascination for the
macabre
  and still do, so they appealed to me very much as a kid.
 
 
 
 
 
 
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Seraphita s3raphita@
wrote:
   
Mail-Order Mysteries: Real Stuff from Old Comic Book Ads!
Doc, you might want to check out this book. Click the link, then
  click
on the Look Inside option and scroll down. This is a real
Aladdin's
  cave
of the sort of tacky products that fired the imaginations of
impressionable kids back in the day. It also shows the reality
of
  what
gullible buyers actually ended up with. I'm going to have to
order a
copy!
   
 
http://www.amazon.com/Mail-Order-Mysteries-Real-Stuff-Comic/dp/160887026\
\
  \
X
  6X
   
   
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, doctordumbass@  wrote:

 I always wanted the Sea Monkeys, or the X-Ray glasses.

   
  
 




Re: [FairfieldLife] FFL CLassified Ads [was Re: Post Count Fri 16-Aug-13 00:15:06 UTC]

2013-08-18 Thread Share Long
ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh! I think this is the guy they used as a model to create the 
Ken Barbie doll! And we all know what that doll lacked!





 From: Ann awoelfleba...@yahoo.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Sunday, August 18, 2013 11:14 AM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] FFL CLassified Ads [was Re: Post Count Fri 16-Aug-13 
00:15:06 UTC]
 


  

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, doctordumbass@...  wrote:

 I'm not growing older, I'm growing better!, he said, admiring his 
 reflection in the mirror - pink polo with collar turned up, white belt, and 
 shoes, khakis, no sideburns, and Ray-Bans. bitchin', let's disco, he 
 thought confidently, the crooning of Barry White issuing from the living 
 room. Remote controlled drapes, penthouse, white shag carpet throughout, 
 scotch and soda, stripper pole, the works.


.






 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ann awoelflebater@ wrote:
 
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, doctordumbass@  wrote:
  
   Very Cool! Solves the X-ray specs question! I remember two novelty
  items I had, though neither was purchased from the back of a comic book.
  One was what looked like a machine for rolling cigarettes, where a
  blank piece of paper the size of a dollar bill was concealed inside. I'd
  ask someone for a dollar, saying I'd smooth it out for them - out would
  come plain paper instead! The other one was an Uncle Fester lightbulb,
  from the Addams Family show. I'd put it in my mouth, with a penny on my
  tongue (no worries about choking hazards back then), and the lightbulb
  would light up!
  What a kid you are, I love it.
  I too, was an avid comic book reader as a kid. We were living in Germany
  at the time (1966-1969) and I could only get US comics from the PX down
  near Frankfurt so they were a bit hard to come by as we lived north of
  that. I don't even remember why my mom was allowed to shop there as we
  weren't military but I had my special stacks of comics in my wardrobe
  (no closets in the German houses back then) and I, too, thought
  longingly of those sea monkeys, the X ray specs and a few other goodies
  but knew that ordering them from the States would have been a bigger
  deal than if I lived in the US, plus, some little part of me figured
  these things were not all they were cracked up to be and I would be
  disappointed.
  I also loved those Addams Family cartoons, so morbid and dark and the
  illustrations were fabulous. I always had a fascination for the macabre
  and still do, so they appealed to me very much as a kid.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Seraphita s3raphita@ wrote:
   
Mail-Order Mysteries: Real Stuff from Old Comic Book Ads!
Doc, you might want to check out this book. Click the link, then
  click
on the Look Inside option and scroll down. This is a real Aladdin's
  cave
of the sort of tacky products that fired the imaginations of
impressionable kids back in the day. It also shows the reality of
  what
gullible buyers actually ended up with. I'm going to have to order a
copy!
   
  http://www.amazon.com/Mail-Order-Mysteries-Real-Stuff-Comic/dp/160887026\
  \
X
  6X
   
   
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, doctordumbass@  wrote:

 I always wanted the Sea Monkeys, or the X-Ray glasses.

   
  
 


 

[FairfieldLife] FFL CLassified Ads [was Re: Post Count Fri 16-Aug-13 00:15:06 UTC]

2013-08-18 Thread doctordumbass
Dude!

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ann awoelflebater@... wrote:

 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, doctordumbass@  wrote:
 
  I'm not growing older, I'm growing better!, he said, admiring his
 reflection in the mirror - pink polo with collar turned up, white belt,
 and shoes, khakis, no sideburns, and Ray-Bans. bitchin', let's disco,
 he thought confidently, the crooning of Barry White issuing from the
 living room. Remote controlled drapes, penthouse, white shag carpet
 throughout, scotch and soda, stripper pole, the works.
 
 .
 
 
 
 
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ann awoelflebater@ wrote:
  
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, doctordumbass@  wrote:
   
Very Cool! Solves the X-ray specs question! I remember two novelty
   items I had, though neither was purchased from the back of a comic
 book.
   One was what looked like a machine for rolling cigarettes, where a
   blank piece of paper the size of a dollar bill was concealed inside.
 I'd
   ask someone for a dollar, saying I'd smooth it out for them - out
 would
   come plain paper instead! The other one was an Uncle Fester
 lightbulb,
   from the Addams Family show. I'd put it in my mouth, with a penny on
 my
   tongue (no worries about choking hazards back then), and the
 lightbulb
   would light up!
   What a kid you are, I love it.
   I too, was an avid comic book reader as a kid. We were living in
 Germany
   at the time (1966-1969) and I could only get US comics from the PX
 down
   near Frankfurt so they were a bit hard to come by as we lived north
 of
   that. I don't even remember why my mom was allowed to shop there as
 we
   weren't military but I had my special stacks of comics in my
 wardrobe
   (no closets in the German houses back then) and I, too, thought
   longingly of those sea monkeys, the X ray specs and a few other
 goodies
   but knew that ordering them from the States would have been a bigger
   deal than if I lived in the US, plus, some little part of me figured
   these things were not all they were cracked up to be and I would be
   disappointed.
   I also loved those Addams Family cartoons, so morbid and dark and
 the
   illustrations were fabulous. I always had a fascination for the
 macabre
   and still do, so they appealed to me very much as a kid.
  
  
  
  
  
  
   
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Seraphita s3raphita@
 wrote:

 Mail-Order Mysteries: Real Stuff from Old Comic Book Ads!
 Doc, you might want to check out this book. Click the link, then
   click
 on the Look Inside option and scroll down. This is a real
 Aladdin's
   cave
 of the sort of tacky products that fired the imaginations of
 impressionable kids back in the day. It also shows the reality
 of
   what
 gullible buyers actually ended up with. I'm going to have to
 order a
 copy!

  
 http://www.amazon.com/Mail-Order-Mysteries-Real-Stuff-Comic/dp/160887026\
 \
   \
 X
   6X


 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, doctordumbass@  wrote:
 
  I always wanted the Sea Monkeys, or the X-Ray glasses.
 

   
  
 





[FairfieldLife] FFL CLassified Ads [was Re: Post Count Fri 16-Aug-13 00:15:06 UTC]

2013-08-18 Thread doctordumbass
Other fascinating facts about Brad - Drives a 1982 Camaro, Knight Rider 
special edition, shops at Penney's cuz the babes r hot, AND tried pot once, but 
ended up cross dressing in public and never smoked it again. Now, its just you, 
and my Chesterfield 100's, baby. 

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@... wrote:

 ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh! I think this is the guy they used as a model to create 
 the Ken Barbie doll! And we all know what that doll lacked!
 
 
 
 
 
  From: Ann awoelflebater@...
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Sunday, August 18, 2013 11:14 AM
 Subject: [FairfieldLife] FFL CLassified Ads [was Re: Post Count Fri 16-Aug-13 
 00:15:06 UTC]
  
 
 
   
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, doctordumbass@  wrote:
 
  I'm not growing older, I'm growing better!, he said, admiring his 
  reflection in the mirror - pink polo with collar turned up, white belt, and 
  shoes, khakis, no sideburns, and Ray-Bans. bitchin', let's disco, he 
  thought confidently, the crooning of Barry White issuing from the living 
  room. Remote controlled drapes, penthouse, white shag carpet throughout, 
  scotch and soda, stripper pole, the works.
 
 
 .
 
 
 
 
 
 
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ann awoelflebater@ wrote:
  
   
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, doctordumbass@  wrote:
   
Very Cool! Solves the X-ray specs question! I remember two novelty
   items I had, though neither was purchased from the back of a comic book.
   One was what looked like a machine for rolling cigarettes, where a
   blank piece of paper the size of a dollar bill was concealed inside. I'd
   ask someone for a dollar, saying I'd smooth it out for them - out would
   come plain paper instead! The other one was an Uncle Fester lightbulb,
   from the Addams Family show. I'd put it in my mouth, with a penny on my
   tongue (no worries about choking hazards back then), and the lightbulb
   would light up!
   What a kid you are, I love it.
   I too, was an avid comic book reader as a kid. We were living in Germany
   at the time (1966-1969) and I could only get US comics from the PX down
   near Frankfurt so they were a bit hard to come by as we lived north of
   that. I don't even remember why my mom was allowed to shop there as we
   weren't military but I had my special stacks of comics in my wardrobe
   (no closets in the German houses back then) and I, too, thought
   longingly of those sea monkeys, the X ray specs and a few other goodies
   but knew that ordering them from the States would have been a bigger
   deal than if I lived in the US, plus, some little part of me figured
   these things were not all they were cracked up to be and I would be
   disappointed.
   I also loved those Addams Family cartoons, so morbid and dark and the
   illustrations were fabulous. I always had a fascination for the macabre
   and still do, so they appealed to me very much as a kid.
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Seraphita s3raphita@ wrote:

 Mail-Order Mysteries: Real Stuff from Old Comic Book Ads!
 Doc, you might want to check out this book. Click the link, then
   click
 on the Look Inside option and scroll down. This is a real Aladdin's
   cave
 of the sort of tacky products that fired the imaginations of
 impressionable kids back in the day. It also shows the reality of
   what
 gullible buyers actually ended up with. I'm going to have to order a
 copy!

   http://www.amazon.com/Mail-Order-Mysteries-Real-Stuff-Comic/dp/160887026\
   \
 X
   6X


 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, doctordumbass@  wrote:
 
  I always wanted the Sea Monkeys, or the X-Ray glasses.
 

   
  
 





[FairfieldLife] FFL CLassified Ads [was Re: Post Count Fri 16-Aug-13 00:15:06 UTC]

2013-08-17 Thread doctordumbass
I wonder if he bought them off the back of a comic book, and got the little 
ferris wheel and teeter totter always shown in the picture? Also I recall one 
of them wearing a crown in the illustration. Did they include tweezers so the 
hat could be placed just so, on one of the Sea Monkeys?

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Seraphita s3raphita@... wrote:

 From Wiki:The astronaut http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astronaut  John
 Glenn http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Glenn  took Sea-Monkeys into
 space on October 29, 1998 aboard Space Shuttle Discovery
 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Shuttle_Discovery  during mission
 STS-95 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/STS-95 . After nine days in space,
 they were returned to Earth, and hatched eight weeks later apparently
 unaffected by their travels.
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Seraphita  wrote:
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, doctordumbass@  wrote:
  
   I always wanted the Sea Monkeys, or the X-Ray glasses.
  Sea Monkeys gave me the creeps. But yes, X-Ray specs were probably my
  second-favourite ads.
  Just think how many disappointed kids (and cheated teenage boys on a
  hormone surge)  there must have been who went ahead and bought them.
 





[FairfieldLife] FFL CLassified Ads [was Re: Post Count Fri 16-Aug-13 00:15:06 UTC]

2013-08-17 Thread Seraphita
Mail-Order Mysteries: Real Stuff from Old Comic Book Ads!
Doc, you might want to check out this book. Click the link, then click
on the Look Inside option and scroll down. This is a real Aladdin's cave
of the sort of tacky products that fired the imaginations of
impressionable kids back in the day. It also shows the reality of what
gullible buyers actually ended up with. I'm going to have to order a
copy!
http://www.amazon.com/Mail-Order-Mysteries-Real-Stuff-Comic/dp/160887026\
X
http://www.amazon.com/Mail-Order-Mysteries-Real-Stuff-Comic/dp/16088702\
6X


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, doctordumbass@...  wrote:

 I always wanted the Sea Monkeys, or the X-Ray glasses.





[FairfieldLife] FFL CLassified Ads [was Re: Post Count Fri 16-Aug-13 00:15:06 UTC]

2013-08-16 Thread doctordumbass
SEX FOR SALE!
Lose weight, feel more attractive, and be happier, all within the comfort of 
your own home! That's right! We'll ship SEX straight to your doorstep, in an 
ordinary package, CONFIDENTIALLY!Your neighbors will NEVER know! Sign up for a 
subscription service, to receive SEX every day, every week, or just receive SEX 
once! Your choice, with a Money Back Guarantee!

How much, you ask?? SEX sometimes sells for as much as $300 per delivery! Not 
even close! $100? $75? Fifty bucks? NOPE - Just $19.95, for each time you get 
SEX, plus shipping and *handling* (wink, wink). Daily and weekly subscription 
services are also available. 
Go for our SUPER SAVER package, and get SEX for as little as *75 cents*!!
Sign up NOW - You'll be glad you did!

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Seraphita s3raphita@... wrote:

 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, obbajeeba  wrote:
 
  House for rent.
  3 Bedroom 3 Bath  Close to college.
  Garage available for smoker's.
  Please contact:  Mrs. Whatz'sherename
 
 Want to Start Earning Cash Today with Online Surveys?  Earn up to $10
 per survey, gift vouchers  free products Work whenever you want,
 wherever you want Free to register and take partMarket research provides
 a convenient way to earn some money whenever and wherever you have a
 spare moment. Thousands upon thousands of people accumulate extra money
 this way and today you can join them. Please contact: slave-labour.com





[FairfieldLife] FFL CLassified Ads [was Re: Post Count Fri 16-Aug-13 00:15:06 UTC]

2013-08-16 Thread Seraphita
Hypno Coin
New pocket size invention helps hypnotize in minutes. It must work or
your money back. Thrill them and amaze them at parties and gatherings
with fascinating hypnotic feats of memory, stunts and exhibitions.
Hypnotic Aids Supply Co95 Madison AvenueNew York
(This was my favourite ad from those old-time Superhero comics.)


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, doctordumbass@...  wrote:

 SEX FOR SALE!
 Lose weight, feel more attractive, and be happier, all within the
comfort of your own home! That's right! We'll ship SEX straight to your
doorstep, in an ordinary package, CONFIDENTIALLY!Your neighbors will
NEVER know! Sign up for a subscription service, to receive SEX every
day, every week, or just receive SEX once! Your choice, with a Money
Back Guarantee!

 How much, you ask?? SEX sometimes sells for as much as $300 per
delivery! Not even close! $100? $75? Fifty bucks? NOPE - Just $19.95,
for each time you get SEX, plus shipping and *handling* (wink, wink).
Daily and weekly subscription services are also available.
 Go for our SUPER SAVER package, and get SEX for as little as *75
cents*!!
 Sign up NOW - You'll be glad you did!

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Seraphita s3raphita@ wrote:
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, obbajeeba  wrote:
  
   House for rent.
   3 Bedroom 3 Bath  Close to college.
   Garage available for smoker's.
   Please contact:  Mrs. Whatz'sherename
  
  Want to Start Earning Cash Today with Online Surveys?  Earn up to
$10
  per survey, gift vouchers  free products Work whenever you want,
  wherever you want Free to register and take partMarket research
provides
  a convenient way to earn some money whenever and wherever you have a
  spare moment. Thousands upon thousands of people accumulate extra
money
  this way and today you can join them. Please contact:
slave-labour.com
 




[FairfieldLife] FFL CLassified Ads [was Re: Post Count Fri 16-Aug-13 00:15:06 UTC]

2013-08-16 Thread doctordumbass
I always wanted the Sea Monkeys, or the X-Ray glasses. 

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Seraphita s3raphita@... wrote:

 Hypno Coin
 New pocket size invention helps hypnotize in minutes. It must work or
 your money back. Thrill them and amaze them at parties and gatherings
 with fascinating hypnotic feats of memory, stunts and exhibitions.
 Hypnotic Aids Supply Co95 Madison AvenueNew York
 (This was my favourite ad from those old-time Superhero comics.)
 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, doctordumbass@  wrote:
 
  SEX FOR SALE!
  Lose weight, feel more attractive, and be happier, all within the
 comfort of your own home! That's right! We'll ship SEX straight to your
 doorstep, in an ordinary package, CONFIDENTIALLY!Your neighbors will
 NEVER know! Sign up for a subscription service, to receive SEX every
 day, every week, or just receive SEX once! Your choice, with a Money
 Back Guarantee!
 
  How much, you ask?? SEX sometimes sells for as much as $300 per
 delivery! Not even close! $100? $75? Fifty bucks? NOPE - Just $19.95,
 for each time you get SEX, plus shipping and *handling* (wink, wink).
 Daily and weekly subscription services are also available.
  Go for our SUPER SAVER package, and get SEX for as little as *75
 cents*!!
  Sign up NOW - You'll be glad you did!
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Seraphita s3raphita@ wrote:
  
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, obbajeeba  wrote:
   
House for rent.
3 Bedroom 3 Bath  Close to college.
Garage available for smoker's.
Please contact:  Mrs. Whatz'sherename
   
   Want to Start Earning Cash Today with Online Surveys?  Earn up to
 $10
   per survey, gift vouchers  free products Work whenever you want,
   wherever you want Free to register and take partMarket research
 provides
   a convenient way to earn some money whenever and wherever you have a
   spare moment. Thousands upon thousands of people accumulate extra
 money
   this way and today you can join them. Please contact:
 slave-labour.com
  
 





[FairfieldLife] FFL CLassified Ads [was Re: Post Count Fri 16-Aug-13 00:15:06 UTC]

2013-08-16 Thread Seraphita

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, doctordumbass@...  wrote:

 I always wanted the Sea Monkeys, or the X-Ray glasses.
Sea Monkeys gave me the creeps. But yes, X-Ray specs were probably my
second-favourite ads.
Just think how many disappointed kids (and cheated teenage boys on a
hormone surge)  there must have been who went ahead and bought them.


[FairfieldLife] FFL CLassified Ads [was Re: Post Count Fri 16-Aug-13 00:15:06 UTC]

2013-08-16 Thread obbajeeba
Xtra Large Condo for sale.
High rise.
Accepting best offer.



--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, doctordumbass@... no_reply@... wrote:

 SEX FOR SALE!
 Lose weight, feel more attractive, and be happier, all within the comfort of 
 your own home! That's right! We'll ship SEX straight to your doorstep, in an 
 ordinary package, CONFIDENTIALLY!Your neighbors will NEVER know! Sign up for 
 a subscription service, to receive SEX every day, every week, or just receive 
 SEX once! Your choice, with a Money Back Guarantee!
 
 How much, you ask?? SEX sometimes sells for as much as $300 per delivery! Not 
 even close! $100? $75? Fifty bucks? NOPE - Just $19.95, for each time you get 
 SEX, plus shipping and *handling* (wink, wink). Daily and weekly subscription 
 services are also available. 
 Go for our SUPER SAVER package, and get SEX for as little as *75 cents*!!
 Sign up NOW - You'll be glad you did!
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Seraphita s3raphita@ wrote:
 
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, obbajeeba  wrote:
  
   House for rent.
   3 Bedroom 3 Bath  Close to college.
   Garage available for smoker's.
   Please contact:  Mrs. Whatz'sherename
  
  Want to Start Earning Cash Today with Online Surveys?  Earn up to $10
  per survey, gift vouchers  free products Work whenever you want,
  wherever you want Free to register and take partMarket research provides
  a convenient way to earn some money whenever and wherever you have a
  spare moment. Thousands upon thousands of people accumulate extra money
  this way and today you can join them. Please contact: slave-labour.com
 





[FairfieldLife] FFL CLassified Ads [was Re: Post Count Fri 16-Aug-13 00:15:06 UTC]

2013-08-16 Thread Seraphita
From Wiki:The astronaut http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astronaut  John
Glenn http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Glenn  took Sea-Monkeys into
space on October 29, 1998 aboard Space Shuttle Discovery
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Shuttle_Discovery  during mission
STS-95 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/STS-95 . After nine days in space,
they were returned to Earth, and hatched eight weeks later apparently
unaffected by their travels.

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Seraphita  wrote:


 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, doctordumbass@  wrote:
 
  I always wanted the Sea Monkeys, or the X-Ray glasses.
 Sea Monkeys gave me the creeps. But yes, X-Ray specs were probably my
 second-favourite ads.
 Just think how many disappointed kids (and cheated teenage boys on a
 hormone surge)  there must have been who went ahead and bought them.