[FairfieldLife] Fwd: Fw: Muslim Jokes

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Well, I'm of a different opinion. I'd probably be quite (over)sensative to any Scandinavian jokes if the rest of the world was ripping our wealth from us harrasing us infiltrating our governments hunting us fighting us invading us humiliating us forcing us to our knees. They are desperate. I can see it is very comforting looking at them as being different from and inferior to us. Sooner or later a whiplash is bound to occur though, that's common sense. Better make it softer by not creating any more terrible karma. Arrogance can only last so long. 

On 2/21/06, [EMAIL PROTECTED] <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

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From: Jim Boyer 
To: Undisclosed-Recipient:; 
Sent: Monday, February 20, 2006 10:27 AM
Subject: Muslim Jokes
 
 
Why you never hear 'Muslim jokes'
Jackie Mason


 
Muslim fundamentalists have decided that even if you never saw or heard of the cartoons, you deserve to be hit with rocks, have your car wrecked and your embassies destroyed.  Ironically, the cartoonists were not insulting Islam; they were satirising fanaticism. Now the fanatics have decided that there are no laws, limits or boundaries that apply to their behaviour. They not only have the right to take your life; they now have the right to rob you of your freedom of _expression.  Could you picture a Jew killing anybody for such meaningless reasons? If a Jew gets mad he might sneak into your house and steal your Lipitor or he would make a deal with your doctor to lie about your cholesterol number, or just when you have fasted a whole day on Yom Kippur he would sneak into your house and steal all the pastrami sandwiches.  I never saw a Jew going into meaningless fights. That is why you seldom see Jewish football players. A Jew is not going to take a chance in spraining his neck or tearing a ligament in his knee just because he was fighting with somebody about catching a ball. He would rather go to a store and buy another ball and avoid the whole problem. That is why there are also no Jewish hockey players. Hockey players spend all their time hitting each other in the mouth with sticks. When Jews saw how Gentiles played hockey, that is how Jews found out that instead of becoming hockey players they would become dentists, and that way they decided to let other people play the game while they found a way to make a profit from it.  Jews are never known to get into unnecessary physical battles. That is why people are never afraid of being attacked by a Jew. Did you ever hear anybody say, 'Don't go into that neighbourhood, it is very dangerous, there are a lot of Jews there'? Jews have so long been accustomed to being threatened and persecuted all over the world that they could never dream of creating needless violence anywhere, because they would be grateful to find a place where they are allowed to live in peace.  Meanwhile, the world is reacting with an amazing cowardice. Instead of a collective fury, we are pleading forgiveness and promising not to offend them with any more cartoons. Could anything be more perverted? 

 
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- Original Message - 
From: Jim Boyer 
To: Undisclosed-Recipient:; 
Sent: Monday, February 20, 2006 10:27 AM
Subject: Muslim Jokes

 
Why you 
never hear 'Muslim jokes'Jackie 
Mason

 
Muslim 
fundamentalists have decided that even if you never saw or heard of the 
cartoons, you deserve to be hit with rocks, have your car wrecked and your 
embassies destroyed.  Ironically, the cartoonists were not insulting Islam; 
they were satirising fanaticism. Now the fanatics have decided that there are no 
laws, limits or boundaries that apply to their behaviour. They not only have the 
right to take your life; they now have the right to rob you of your freedom of 
_expression.  Could you picture a Jew killing anybody for such meaningless 
reasons? If a Jew gets mad he might sneak into your house and steal your Lipitor 
or he would make a deal with your doctor to lie about your cholesterol number, 
or just when you have fasted a whole day on Yom Kippur he would sneak into your 
house and steal all the pastrami sandwiches.  I never saw a Jew going into 
meaningless fights. That is why you seldom see Jewish football players. A Jew is 
not going to take a chance in spraining his neck or tearing a ligament in his 
knee just because he was fighting with somebody about catching a ball. He would 
rather go to a store and buy another ball and avoid the whole problem. That is 
why there are also no Jewish hockey players. Hockey players spend all their time 
hitting each other in the mouth with sticks. When Jews saw how Gentiles played 
hockey, that is how Jews found out that instead of becoming hockey players they 
would become dentists, and that way they decided to let other people play the 
game while they found a way to make a profit from it.  Jews are never known 
to get into unnecessary physical battles. That is why people are never afraid of 
being attacked by a Jew. Did you ever hear anybody say, 'Don't go into that 
neighbourhood, it is very dangerous, there are a lot of Jews there'? Jews have 
so long been accustomed to being threatened and persecuted all over the world 
that they could never dream of creating needless violence anywhere, because they 
would be grateful to find a place where they are allowed to live in peace.  
Meanwhile, the world is reacting with an amazing cowardice. Instead of a 
collective fury, we are pleading forgiveness and promising not to offend them 
with any more cartoons. Could anything be more perverted? 

 
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